"So…" Cap went on.
"Yeah…" Wolverine continued.
Apparently, the glitch that messed up Spider-Man's song hit Cap and Wolvie.
Now they had to sing The Star-Spangled Man.
Wolverine sighed, "Let's get this over with…"
"Agreed."
Who's strong and brave, here to save the American Way?
Who vows to fight like a man for what's right night and day?
The two soldiers did a mock march, while singing the song.
Who will campaign door-to-door for America,
Carry the flag shore to shore for America,
From Hoboken to Spokane,
The Star Spangled Man with a Plan!
Not many of the patrons were impressed. Mostly due to Wolverine being Canadian, and this song not being very appropriate for the mutant.
We can't ignore there's a threat and a war we must win,
Who'll hang a noose on the goose-stepping goons from Berlin?
Who will redeem, head the call for America,
Who'll rise or fall, give his all for America,
The other soldiers in the audience had a rather nostalgic look on their face. Many remembered that time in history class when they saw the footage of Reagan told Gorbachev to tear down the wall.
Who's here to prove that we can?
The Star Spangled Man with a Plan!
Stalwart and steady and true,
(see how this guy can shoot, we tell ya, there's no substitute!)
Many of the other heroes cheered on. Many of them were inspired by the Star-Spangled Avenger to become a hero.
Forceful and ready to defend the
Red, White, and Blue!
Who'll give the Axis the sack, and is smart as a fox?
(far as an eagle will soar)
Wolverine and Captain America saluted, and continued the marching motions.
Who's making Adolph afraid to step out of his box?
(He knows what we're fighting for!)
Who waked the giant that napped in America?
We know it's no-one but Captain America,
Cap threw his shield. It bounced around in a star formation.
Who'll finish what they began?
Who'll kick the Krauts to Japan?
The Star Spangled Man with a Plan!
(Who's strong and brave, here to save the American way?!)
Steve caught his shield and held it high.
Sure, it was cheesy, but the two wartime buddies seemed to have enjoyed it. As did the other patrons who were set in times of war.
"Okay, two more singers, and then the Battle begins."
Wow, this is a short-ass chapter.
From Captain America: The First Avenger ladies and gents.
And the characters that you don't own!
Yeah yeah. I don't own them. Whatever. Just for that, I'm going to scar you.
How?
I'm sure you read the song selection chapter…
I did. My segment was short.
I take it you didn't read about what Beast was singing?
What about it?
*Laughing maniacally*
… Usually I'M the one who does that...
