"Ugh, do I really have to do this?"
Tifa rolled her eyes, "Yang. I know you, and trust me when I say that you need this."
Yang sighed, Tifa had insisted on this group. A group for the fighters who got an impromptu amputation against their will.
They were still working on the name.
"Ugh." Yang was not in the mood for this, "Who else is gonna be here?"
"Uhh," Tifa pulled out a list, "Luke with his robot hand, Ragna with the Azure Grimoire, Robocop with…" She trailed off, "His everything, Guts with his mechanical arm, and Fox with his mechanical legs."
Yang paused for a moment, "Fox is literally the only one there who had his limbs willingly amputated!"
"Huh."
There was a pause
"Look, I have to talk to Cloud later, so will you just get in there?" Tifa half-yelled. She shoved Yang into the room, and ran off.
"Alright, so we have our people here?"
"Yes Fox. We're all here. Even Guts is here." Ragna deadpanned.
Indeed, Guts was there as well. Typically, he'd avoid these things, but he was bored. He and Dante had used the gym's enemy generator to spawn some demons for them to fight. Guts did it for his daily regimen, while Dante did it for the hell of it.
"Alright, then the Impromptu Amputee Group can now come to order. There are snacks on the table over there… To which Dante is eating a pizza from…" Fox trailed off, "You aren't even an amputee! Get out of here!"
Dante ran out, pizza still stuck in his mouth.
Fox pointed to Yang, who had her hand raised, "Yes Yang?"
Yang lowered her hand, "Yeah, uh, why are you leading this group if you had your legs willingly amputated?"
There was a pause.
"Well, anyways, Yang is joining us today, would you like to share your amputation story?"
Yang sighed, "Alright, fine. My name is Yang Xiao Long, I'm from the series known as RWBY, we went meta in the middle of volume three, and my arm got cut off when I was saving my…" She held back some tears, "Teammate, from her abusive ex."
Fox stayed silent for a bit, "So would anyone else like to share something? Remember the protocol for this sort of thing."
Guts sighed, "Well… I'm Guts. I'm from Berserk, and I got my arm cut off when…"
"It's alright Guts. You don't have to say his name or name the event if you don't want to." Fox placed his hand on the swordsman's shoulder
"DON'T TOUCH ME!" Guts had his cannon at the ready.
"Guts…" The Black Swordsman turned his head to see Robocop's arm cannon, "Stand down or-"
"There will be trouble." Everyone else chorused.
"We know" Yang added, exasperated.
"I lost pretty much ALL of my limbs when I got captured by those criminals. I was forcibly altered against my will, and I had programing that I conflicted with regularly!" Robocop replied harshly.
"We know." Ragna retorted.
"Ugh, I should've known this was a bad idea." Yang lamented.
"Why the hell do you think I avoid this group every chance I get?" Guts retorted, "The only reason I'm here is because I have nothing better to do."
"Ugh, why did I agree to that stupid bet?"
"Because you're an idiot." Tifa was busy looking for dresses for Cloud. The dress he had used had 'mysteriously' burned in a fire. "Plus, I heard about the fact that this was all a plan to get Yang to ask me on a date."
Yang had reacted…
"I WILL BURN YOU ALL!"
There was fire everywhere, and most of it was being thrown at Cloud and Dante.
Tifa was standing against the wall drinking a smoothie. She checked her watch, "Huh, two whole hours. Looks like Tony owes me fifty grand."
"I'M HOTTER THAN THE SUN IN THE MIDDLE OF JULY! BRING OUT YOUR ARMIES! YOU STILL WON'T BEAT ME!"
… Rather well, all things considering. After Yang had calmed down, she asked Tifa out to a diner she had heard would let the two in after hours so they wouldn't be hassled. Tifa said she'd accept when she was ready.
After she had punched Cloud to the point he needed four senzu beans to heal up the damage of course.
"Ooh! This one has lace!" Tifa squealed.
"Oh jezz…"
Hey! What happened to Goku and the guy he lost to in one of the most biased fanboy videos ever-
*BANG!*
I see you've met Alexis. She's a pretty cool gal. Like a miniature Agent Tex. She's pretty damn awesome.
You stole that idea from Layman!
Wow! You actually said his name right… I'm surprised.
Maybe you should do the authors' notes in a script format.
… What does that have to do with the disclaimer?
