"All I'm saying is, is that Barry edges out in almost every other category. It's gonna be a worse stomp than Thor's fight with Raiden."
"I understand that, but I feel obligated to side with my fellow mutant. He may not win, but I believe that it would be worth thinking he could put up some semblance of a fight." Beast rebuttled.
"Well, considering his crazy backstory, maybe Quicksilver can confuse The Flash into submission." Sonic joked.
"At the very least, Pietro has had more experience with his speed than Barry." Beast offered.
Sonic rolled his eyes, "I respect that, man. But you can't complain when your guy loses."
"Not planning to."
"Why is it that we only talk about Death Battle? Why don't we ever talk about One Minute Melee, or DBX?" Cloud questioned, "Hell, why aren't Trish and Jeanne here anyways?"
"Don't know. Follow-up question: Why don't we read the fan-made fights?" Dante questioned.
"No clue. I think there are some people here who have bad memories of people who hate them and placed them in a fight that they'd lose for the sole purpose of having them killed." Cloud replied.
"Yep. I think that Yang fought Sans from… Undertale or something."
"Doesn't Sans die if he's hit only once?" Cloud asked.
"Yep. But the author justified Sans winning as 'The attack must have intent to kill' and 'He attacks the soul' or some crap like that." Dante replied.
"You'd think that in a fight to the death, Yang would be attacking with intent to kill… And that she'd get in at least one hit."
"I think some of her haters clapped and cheered at that one." Dante recalled.
"Tifa was pretty damn pissed off at the comments. The only reason she didn't respond was because Yang told her something along the lines of 'If you respond, they win.'" Cloud quoted.
"I think they said that Tex would beat her too." Dante said.
"... That makes zero sense!" Cloud wailed.
"That's what I said." Dante replied.
"Yang said that the fan-made bout with that Garnet girl from that one show made sense though." Cloud noted. "As one-sided as it was." He muttered.
"Do you think we obsess over this show too much?"
"Dude, we live the show."
"Flash is a safe bet to go for."
"I can agree on that one, Spidey. As much as I want to root for our guy, he's just not going to make it." Iron Man replied.
"You can say that he had a good run while it lasted." Yang interjected.
Tifa stifled a giggle before it delved into full-blown laughter. "That's hilarious!" She wiped a tear from the corner of her eye, "You should do comedy."
Cloud flinched.
"What's wrong?"
"I think someone stole my joke and got a better reaction."
Spider-Man's spider-sense went off.
"Okay, seriously. Will you two make out already? It's starting to get on a lot of people's nerves. Right, Spidey? - Spidey?"
There was a distinct lack of the wall-crawler next to Tony.
"Sorry man, but you're on your own for this one!"
Tony stared off into the hallway that Spider-Man had retreated to.
"Cockbite."
He turned to face Tifa and Yang glaring at him.
"You have five seconds before we unleash our 'impact fastball.'
"Uh oh…"
Okay, now this is probably why I don't mention OMM, DBX, or fan-made Death Battles. They're fun and all, but then I end up on a tangent, and it makes for a less entertaining chapter.
Deadpool: Whatever. I have to get prepared for the next arc that's coming on after the speedster fight. It involves-
*BANG!*
Alexis: Tweet tweet tweet!
Yeah, Wade! No spoilers!
Alexis: Tweet tweet tweet.
Oh right. Thanks for the disclaimer Lexi-
*BANG!*
Deadpool: Ha ha!
Okay… noted: You don't like to be called 'Lexi'. Got it.
