"Tch, should've figured that this was how it was going to go down." Iron Man muttered.

"Ohh… Why did I agree to this?"

"Because you're an idiot." The Iron Avenger replied, "Seriously, Pietro, what made you think you could beat Barry Allen in a fight?"

"Ugh, to be fair, if it were Jay, I would've won." The silver haired mutant replied.

"But it wasn't Jay, and you're still an idiot." Tony quipped.

"Tch, you sound like my sister."

Tony went deep into thought, "Hey," he said in his Casanova voice, "When's your sis going to show up?"

"I could kill you for that and no judge would convict me." Pietro growled.

"Stand down soldier," Captain America ordered as he came in with a Senzu bean, "We needed to be humbled down a little bit anyway." He tossed the healing bean to the mutant.

"Thanks, Cap. At least there is someone who cares about my health." Pietro snarled at Iron Man who was playing innocent.

"Must you antagonize him?" The Star-Spangled Avenger asked, exasperated by Tony's antics.

"He makes it so easy though. It's kinda hard to resist." He answered.

Steve glared at Iron Man as the billionaire left the room, "Well, it looked as if Barry wasn't attacking to kill, if it's any consolation." He offered.

"Would be out of character for him to try to kill someone." Pietro noted, "Ugh!" He clutched his wound, "At least I beat him to Japan."


"I had faith in you, man."

"Thanks, Sonic. That means a lot, buddy."

"Well, it was kind of obvious Flash." The blue blur joked.

"Would have preferred The Hulk. Y'know, 'strength vs. speed' type of fight."

"I'm not sure how that would have gone down. You might've gotten smashed by the Green Goliath." The hedgehog replied.

Barry shrugged, "Still would've been better than Quicksilver though."

Sonic conceded the point, "I guess so. I like how they made it an accidental kill. Makes me feel as if they got your character just right." Sonic pointed out. "They did the same with He-Man, Hercule, and I guess Rainbow Dash." He added.

"Clark also wasn't intending lethal blows." Barry pointed out.

"What about the rematch?" Sonic pressed.

Allen shrugged, "He kept Goku's body intact, and it was painless." He continued, "Arguably, Goku's second death in the show was the most respectful."

"Fair point."

Vegeta walked in, and pointed to the Scarlet Speedster, "Alright, Flash, once you're done recovering from that quote unquote fight, I'll be waiting for a sparring match in the gym. Don't be late."

"Does he do that often?"

Sonic sighed, "too often. He challenged Superman when big blue showed up, and got beaten harder than Dan Hibiki did when he challenged Zangief here." He chuckled a bit, "It was kinda funny, actually. I'll have to show you the video that some of us taped."

"I'll remind you later about that then." Barry replied.


The red and blue clad webslinger was getting things prepared for the next fight. He was hoping that the hosts would do a full reveal, but alas, it wasn't meant to be.

"Can't be creative just once. Can't put the reveal in a top ten list or anything… They just do the social media route…"

Many of the other guests were banking on either Green Goblin, as a callback to the web-head's battle with Batman; or Red Skull, as a callback to Cap's battle with the Dark Knight. Either way, there would be a corpse of a hated villain at the villain bar for a while. And hey! Bowser gets out of his full body cast that day too! It would be a relief, it was a little frustrating having someone translate morse code to understand the turtle dragon sometimes.

His humming was interrupted by a portal opening in the dining hall, and from the portal stumbled-

"MEPHISTO?"

The demon struggled, then collapsed.

"Ugh… Spider-Man… I need your help."


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Deadpool: You can't even decide on the fourth member. You only have Dante and Guts so far. Who's going to be the last fighter?

I am working on that part!

Deadpool: Whatever. You better decide fast. Them fans can be impatient.

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