"Leave."
"What?"
Spider-Man's eyes narrowed, "I said, leave. Do I need to repeat myself?"
"P-Please. You're the only one who can help…" The demon pleaded.
"Why should I help you anyways?"
"B-because you are a hero-"
"Don't make me get Dante and Guts in here." Spidey threatened.
"Tch." Mephisto flinched, "Just. Please. At least hear me out." He begged.
"... You have five minutes." Spider-Man conceded.
"Okay. Thank you." the demon said, exasperated. "There's some… Strange extradimensional creatures. Part animal, part machine, part… part… I don't know!" He panicked.
"And what makes you think I could do anything about it?"
"Because… You're the only one I can trust." He finally admitted.
Spider-Man's eyes narrowed even further, "Why?"
"Well-"
"HA! I told you my brand wasn't lying!"
Dante rolled his eyes, "I get it Guts. Sorry for thinking that I was the one setting it off."
"Tch, whatever. Now let's kill! I'll let you have the second slash-"
"Ahem."
Guts turned to the half-demon, "Hm? Oh, right. Sorry for trying to bisect you with my sword." He said in an exasperated tone.
"Mephisto, you have twenty-three seconds before I tell them that they're going to let you get away." The web-slinger remarked.
"There's a stronger demon trying to take my throne!" Mephisto yelled.
Guts, Dante, and Spider-Man all looked at the demon. "What?" Dante questioned.
"I… I need your help. Please."
"Well, I guess I can add 'demon who kicked the ass of Mephisto' to my resume." Dante shrugged.
"Lesser of two evils, I guess." Guts grumbled.
Spider-Man looked bewildered, until he hung his head low, "Fine. I guess it would be somewhat good to help out." He finally said.
"Ideally, we should have a party of five with us."
Spider-Man looked at Mephisto, "Who else could we possibly get for this? Doomguy's off working on his remake. We can't call him!"
"Well…" Dante trailed off, "There is one person…"
"Who?"
Guts noticed Dante's sheepish look on his face.
Spider-Man noticed it too.
"Oh, son of a bitch…"
"Ugh… How the hell is he so fast?"
Diana rolled her eyes, "His name is The Flash. He's faster than Superman. It should be obvious that he's fast."
"Nobody asked you, Amazon." He groaned, "Ugh, where's the bald one with a Senzu Bean when you need him?"
"Wow. You actually miss Krillin. Never thought I'd see the day."
"Dante."
"Princess." He flirted.
"What do you want from me?"
"Believe it or not Diana, we need Vegeta." Spider-Man said.
"Why?"
Guts walked in, holding his arm cannon at Mephisto's face, "We're going to storm hell."
… "And why do you need Vegeta for that?" She finally asked.
"Because we need a team of four heroes, and he's the strongest person here." Guts mentioned.
"He's certainly not the fastest. But, he's definitely the strongest." Dante added.
"Plus, we need someone who won't try to decapitate Mephisto here. He's our guide, and we have to stop a greater demon from ruling over hell…"
"Or something like that. Aside from that, Vegeta has better range on his attacks. That's helpful." Dante added for the web-slinger.
Wonder Woman sighed, "Alright, but you're going to have to wait until we get a new supply of Senzu Beans. We burned through them after Oliver tried to show off and ended up being punched by Pietro."
"He didn't see it coming?"
Diana rolled her eyes, "Just take him and go. He should recover in a few hours or days. Depending on how far he strains his body."
"Now why does that sound familiar?" Dante asked, turning his head to Spider-Man.
"Whatever. You up for it prince?"
"Tch, why the hell not?"
"I thought puns were Yang's thing."
"Whatever. We need winners here for this trek anyways." Mephisto rattled off.
"That's why you want him instead of me?" Diana pressed.
"Mephisto?"
"Yes Spider-Man?"
"Please shut up before I get Cap in here to kick you in the balls. Again."
Deadpool: Aww, why can't I be in this adventure?
Because you don't fit the theme of "Winners who have had to deal with the devil in some way/shape/or form." And last I checked, you've only dealt with Death.
Alexis: Tweet tweet tweet tweet?
Deadpool: She's doing fine, thank you.
Uh, Wade. She only said that Joker would be fighting Sweet Tooth from Twisted Metal, and she was asking if we knew.
Deadpool: I know. I just wanted to mention my girlfriend.
… Your logic makes my head hurt sometimes.
Deadpool: You sure that it isn't your disappointment at the fact that Red Skull wasn't Joker's opponent?
The characters are all owned by their respective owners. And right now, I'm going to break someone else's toys!
Deadpool: Wubwubwubwubwubwubwubwub!
