"So, this is hell. It's definitely different from the one in my home dimension."

Vegeta, Dante, Guts, Spider-Man, and Mephisto were trekking through the fiery terrain that was hell. The smell of brimstone was filled the air, as expected, but Mephisto was uneasy.

"Yo! Hey, divorce lawyer!"

The demon turned to Dante with a tired expression on his face, "What, Mr healing factor?"

The half-demon rolled his eyes, "Like I haven't heard worse." He snarked, "What exactly are we up against here? Something like Mundus, or something like Quan Chi?"

"More like Trigon." He replied.

Dante did a double take, "And you opted to get Spider-Man, instead of, oh, I don't know, Link? Or maybe Samus? What about Kirby or Hanzo? Were they unavailable?"

"Actually," Mephisto noted, "Kirby was unavailable due to his… Nature. As for Hanzo, well…"


"GET OUT OF HERE!"

Hanzo had flung hellfire at the demon. Having a being that ruled over a hellish domain didn't sit well with the ninja.

"I just needed some help!"

"I don't care what you want, just GET OUT OF HERE!" He responded with his Scorpion voice.

"Alright, alright. I'm leaving." He wailed, "No need to get your kunai in a knot- OW!" A blast of Hanzo's fire had hit Mephisto in his ass, giving the demon a nasty burn there. "Yeesh, I'm going to use Quan Chi the next time I play against a Scorpion player. Then I'm going to use a fatality." He grumbled as he entered his portal.


Dante looked exasperated by the confession, "Y'know," he sighed, "Guts mentioned that he felt a presence in the kitchen. Unfortunately, I was grabbing my lunch then, and guess who nearly got bisected for that?" He sneered.

"Well, I apologize for the inconvenience. But the primary reason I picked the spider was because I owe him a debt."

"What, ruining his marriage meant that you owe him one? I'd say you owe him three. At the minimum." Dante snarled.

"Spider-Man helped me win a bet with the Beyonder," Mephisto explained, "He was not aware of it of course, but he helped me nonetheless."

"How so?"

"The Beyonder had forced several billion souls out of existence. I could not stand that. When he said that 'all humans were selfish and unworthy of life' I made a wager. The lives of everyone and my own dimension should he win, the extension of their lives should I win. Thank's to the spider's selflessness and tenacity, I claimed victory. He had no idea that that day was orchestrated by the two of us…" He trailed off.

Dante's eyes had a sympathetic look to them, "Oh…"

He now understood what made Spider-Man so special. He single handily saved countless souls. While, admittedly, it did allow Mephisto to obtain their souls, Spider-Man was responsible for everyone still existing.

Nobody was even aware of this. The fact that the kid who kicked Batman's ass a few years back…

"Seriously! This place is as hot as… Oh, right. Nevermind."

… Saved the entire universe, by acting as himself!


"All we have to do now is to get to my lair."

One of Spider-Man's eyebrows rose, "Since when did you get a lair?"

"A while ago. I got the idea from Quan Chi."

"Gentlemen," Guts lugged Dragonslayer from his back, "We have company."

"Must you always be dramatic?"

Guts had a sadistic grin on his face, "Yep. How about it, Spider? Think you can keep up?"

"Whoever kills the most demons gets ninety bucks."

Dante walked in on their conversation, "I'll take some of that action."

"Bah!" Vegeta called in, "How about all of you against me? To make things fair, I'll only use my second form." He bragged.

Dante rolled his eyes, "Yep. And it totally has nothing to do with the fact that you're too injured to go to Super Saiyan God Super Saiyan at all." He smirked.

"... We call it 'Super Saiyan Blue' for short…" Vegeta muttered.

"Whatever. Dante, if you would?"

Dante nodded to Spider-Man, "Let's live and let die!"


Alright. That's part two done. Hey guys, any ideas for action scenes?

Deadpool: Well, you could do a fastball special.

Alexis: Tweet tweet tweet.

Oh yeah, I could do that Lucifer Spider combo. Good call there.

Deadpool: Hey uh, not to cause a panic or anything…

Since when do you care about that?

Deadpool: Whatever. Just wanted to let you know, that Trigon has the disclaimer in his dungeon somewhere.

Of course he does.