"So, how are we going to do this?" Mephisto asked, "I typically don't do this sort of thing. Do we rush him one at a time, or all at once?" He questioned.
"Well," Trigon interrupted, "They could take turns, and tag out when the fight gets too hard for them-"
"NO!" The heroes shouted.
"First we send in our weakest fighter," Vegeta gestured to Mephisto, "Who will struggle a bit, but ultimately overpower his opponent, then his opponent will say something like 'This isn't even my final form!', and we'll have to send in the second strongest one,"
"Then, after he beats you around for a bit, you'll repeat the same line, or revel you were holding back, then you'll toss off a weighted vest or something and you'll overpower the next fighter…" Spider-Man continued.
"Then, one of us will recover enough power or get a power boost to match your new level of power, and we'll have to repeat the cycle again." Dante lamented.
"And after a few hours of filler- I mean, fighting, one of us will use some kind of macguffin to ultimately defeat you." Guts deadpanned.
Both Mephisto and Trigon stared at the heroes, "How are you so sure about that?" Mephisto asked, knowing he was going to regret the answer.
Vegeta and Guts stared at him with astonished looks on their faces, "Has… Has he not met us?" Vegeta asked, "I… I think this is the first time we've interacted at all."
"Hell if I know." Guts responded.
"You guys are aware that Vegeta here hails from the series that coined 'Are they still on Namek?', right?" Dante facepalmed.
"Uh, actually TvTropes renamed that to 'Arc Fatigue'. On account that there might be some people who didn't watch the show." Spidey pointed out.
"How could nobody know about MY show? That makes no sense."
"It's actually Goku's show, Vegeta." Dante corrected.
"Semantics!"
"Well, technically-"
"ENOUGH!" Trigon bellowed, "YOU WILL ALL BATTLE ME! NOW!" He returned to his gigantic form, and his power raised to astronomical levels.
"We've fought gods before. This shouldn't be a problem." Dante shrugged. "I'm too fast to be caught off-guard." he boasted.
Spider-Man rolled his eyes, "Right. Because that's why Cloud was able to make out with you."
Cloud was in a dress, and was on the stage that karaoke night took place, "I would just like to let everyone to know: That I suck,"
"And?" Tifa asked, holding her phone to record the entire thing.
"and that I'm a girl,"
"C'mon, Cloud. We're all well-aware that isn't close to the entire thing!" Yang called from the audience, trying to control her laughter.
"and I like ribbons in my hair," The AVALANCHE member continued.
"Hey guys, what are you doing?" Dante asked as he walked into the room.
"and I want to Kiss all the boys." Cloud finished.
The girls in the audience looked to Dante, and got a mischievous look in their eyes.
"Uh oh."
"Get him!"
"Ack!"
"Ugh, do I have to do this?" Cloud asked.
"It was part of the bet, Cloud. Yang asked me on a date, and now you have to make out with Dante." Tifa taunted.
"Fine." Cloud ground out, "Let's get this over with."
"Aw, man!"
"MMMMMMMMMWWWWWHHHHHHHH!"
"The girls caught me off-guard, okay?" Dante retorted.
"Whatever. Let's fight!" Vegeta shouted, "HAH!" He turned to his Super Saiyan God Super Saiyan form, "This demon stands no chance."
"I can agree to that." Guts readied his mighty sword.
"I'm going to give you this one warning Trigon," Dante declared, "I'm not gonna pull my punches!"
"Marvel vs. Capcom?" Spider-Man asked.
"Yep."
"Alright, well look out! Here comes the Spider-Man!"
"I have no clever quip, but I will defeat you Trigon!" Mephisto declared.
Trigon laughed, "I will now crush you like the insects you are!" He brought his hand down upon the heroes. Once it seemed as if they were all crushed, he laughed again, "All too easy." He continued his laughter.
"Ugh!"
"What the…?"
Dante and Guts held the hand up. Both of them clearly using only a fraction of their strength. "This ain't our first Demon encounter, pal!" Dante quipped, "Mundus, you ain't."
"And by the way," A voice came from the left and-
POW!
Spider-Man shot a right hook to the jaw, where there was an audible crack.
"I'm an arachnid. Not an insect." He clarified, "I'm sick of people never getting it right."
"Gallik Gun!" Another voice shouted from his right, Trigon turned to see a blast of purple energy coming at him.
"Ugh…" Trigon groaned, "So they aren't as pathetic as I initially thought."
"You don't even know the half of it." Trigon looked up to see Dante bring Rebellion to his eye, making a rather large slash on two of his four eyes.
"Augh!"
"We might be insects- and one arachnid- Trigon. But we're still kicking your ass." Mephisto taunted.
"Seriously, Trigon." Dante snarked, "Vegeta here is injured and he's still better than you."
"You ready to surrender?" Mephisto pressed.
"Not… Quite… Yet…"
"Suit yourself." Guts replied, "Hey Spider!" He tossed Dragonslayer to the web-head, "The finishing blow is all yours."
Spider-Man caught the sword and heaved it over his head, "Thanks."
Trigon caught the sword on its downswing, "I'm not finished with you yet!" He bellowed, "Like the saiyan said: This isn't even my final form!"
The heroes all jumped back to avoid the oncoming power surge that was headed towards them.
"Called it!"
"Not now, Vegeta."
Deadpool: Can our heroes defeat Trigon's new form? Will the others have to combat the mighty demon? And will the author ever get around to discussing the upcoming fighters? Find out, next time! On -
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I'm fine, just… Ugh. All characters are owned by their respective franchises. Oh man, I think I'm going to be sick.
