"So, Mewtwo is going to fighting you, Shads." Dante noted, looking at the news.

"Oh really?" Shadow asked, "Bet I'll kick his ass."

Sonic ran in, "Kick whose ass?"

"Mewtwo's" Dante and Shadow replied simultaneously.

Sonic rolled his eyes, "What makes you so confidant?"

"Well, when Batman came back, he defeated Captain America." Dante pointed out, "Then again, that was a filler episode…"

"So," Sonic continued, now eating a chili dog, "Your logic is that, because Bats came back and successfully defeated Cap, in a filler episode I may add," He swallowed his snack, "You'll automatically beat Mewtwo?"

"Yep." Shadow said with confidence.

"You are aware that when Charizard came back in a fight, he lost, right?" Dante interjected, "Like, hard."

Shadow was about to reply until Dante's words dawned on him, "Oh crap…"


"Why did you dye your hair pink?"

Yang shrugged, "I just wanted to try something new, T. Besides, it's temporary, so if people don't like it, it won't last long."

"Well, I prefer blondes." Tifa sighed.

Yang looked at the bartender with a surprised look.

"What?"

"It's just…" Yang sighed, "That sort of stuff is what makes people ship us together."

"Oh…" Tifa realized, "Well uh, if I had to be shipped with someone outside my series, I'd want it to be you." She offered.

"Same here, T. But I just kinda miss Blake." Yang failed to notice Tifa's jaw clenching at the mention of the cat faunus.

"Why? She abandoned you, and already contributed too much to your abandonment issues after you opened your heart out to her." The bartender thought out loud.

Yang looked at her friend for a long time.

"Oh, shit. I said that out loud, didn't I?"

Yang nodded.

Tifa started blushing, "Well, uh… I gotta go now…" She dashed out of the room.

"That was weird."


"So Mewtwo is fighting Shads. What do you think about that Red?"

The Pokemon champion was lost in thought for a moment "Well, people tend to overplay the stats and feats of pokemon. I saw someone use a pokedex entry in combination with speed stats to ultimately conclude that Caterpie is mach one." He shrugged, "With math like that, I can't believe my fanbase is that toxic."

"You can join the club. I hear that some of the others are thinking of making one." Tai responded.

"Wait, really?" Red and Agumon asked at the same time.

Tai looked at his two friends, "Yeah. The guys whose fans treat them like infallible gods or whatever. They want to see about meeting up every once in awhile to discuss what some of their fans did."

"I heard that someone said he wanted to kill a puppy after our fight." Agumon noted.

"Uh, actually that was a kitten." Red responded, "I saw the post. It was disgusting."

"Honestly, I just want to ask them one question." Tai responded.

"What is it?"

"'Who would you rather see your character lose to?'" Tai said, "I mean, 'under the same circumstances of Death Battle, who would you rather see them lose to?'"

"Huh, before Goku left on his adventure with Superman, he said that if there was any opponent that he'd rather fight and overall lose to no matter how strong he gets, it would have to be someone who's basically God." Agumon noted.

"Nobody really seems to want to answer that question. Almost like they want to avoid it." Tai replied, "Almost as if they don't want to admit that their preferred character could lose a fight. And Superman is pretty much God. He's done some things that pretty much break reality"

"Well, how many other people can claim that they lifted time?" Red asked.


Not very many, I can tell you that much.

Deadpool: Well, that was a bit of a short chapter. Say, speaking of Cap, did you hear about the whole 'Captain Hydra' thing?

Yeah I heard about it. I'm just trying to think of how they'll retcon it.

Deadpool: I'm going with clone and/or skrull.

I'm thinking quadruple-reverse secret agent.

Alexis: Tweet tweet tweet.

Really? Mind control?

Deadpool: That's more cliche than Blade's disclaimer that's coming up.

Well, I figured that after like, forty chapters, I don't need it anymore. People should be aware that I don't own these characters and all that jazz.

Deadpool: Uh huh. Tell yourself that.

I brought back the Tifang (Or as I'm calling right now, 'Pretty Punchers') tease. That should hold people over for a while.