The debate was still going on. Both sides were still being civil about the entire thing…

"No! She's on our side!"

"No! She's on our side!"

… Mostly.

Due to their… Disagreements on life, Cloud and Tony were arguing over which side Tifa was on.

Said bartender had a look of utter boredom on her face as the two fighters were tugging on her arms.

"Carolina was tired from fighting Tex and York! That doesn't equate that she'll automatically lose to Meta!" Spider-Man argued.

"Oh, so now the 'she's tired' excuse is valid!" Tony replied harshly.

Tifa sighed. Many of Yang's haters had complained that she wasn't tired despite being clearly sleep-deprived.

"Yes! Because it was more clearly shown!" Cloud countered.

Tifa had to give it to Cloud on that one. But it also didn't explain why her less… Honorable fans enjoyed downplaying Adam's abilities so often. In her opinion, it was the same thing as downplaying Loz.

"Right. The chick who couldn't beat the guy who the Blood Gulch Crew could take down is going to beat the scariest marine in the galaxy." Deadpool pointed out.

Then again, Adam also tricked Yang into attacking him by attacking her…

"She only had Wash backing her up!" Steve pointed out.

Tifa wasn't a fan of Blake if that wasn't obvious. Abandon her best friend will she? If she shows her stupid ears around here, she'll make out with Yang right in front of her just to spite the cat girl.

Huh, where did that come from?

Wait, were the two idiots still arguing over which side she was taking?

"The brute shot can slice all of Carolina's weapons in half! You can't fight if you have nothing to fight with!" Dante replied.

Yep. They were still arguing. Funny how this debate went from civil to… Well, it was still rather civil compared to every other fight. With the other fights, bones were broken. For this fight-

POP!

Her shoulder got dislocated.

"OW!"

Tony and Cloud dropped the brunette, the latter rushing to her aid, "Tifa! Are you alright?"

"My shoulder got dislocated because you two were measuring dicks. WHAT DO YOU THINK?" She snapped.

"Sorry, we didn't know that-"

"Well of course you didn't know!" she cut off, "You and your stupid selfishness Stark! Your hotheadedness gets other people in more trouble than it does you!"

The room went silent. Nobody expected Tifa to snap like that. She's usually so nice and caring. And something just… Snapped.

"I'm outta here."

The brawler left the room, carrying the food out on her one arm.

Tony and Cloud were left shocked. Neither of them were expecting her to be this hostile.

"I-I should-"

Cloud placed his hand on Stark's shoulder, "Don't man. Just… She just needs to cool off for a bit."

"If you say so…"

There was a large moment of nobody talking until Deadpool decided to chime in, "Meta managed to hunt and beat several other freelancers."

This got other people back on track with the debate, "Yeah? Well Carolina's not like the rest!" Spidey countered.

Tony and Stark got their second winds back, and started back up with gusto, "Carolina's shield managed to stop an entire building of rubble from crushing both her and Wash." Cloud said.

"Hah! As much as I want the hero to win this fight, Meta doesn't even need a shield to tank a crapton of bullets. Remember Wash using that minigun?" Tony countered.

"I'd like to point out that the only reason he escaped was because he used a malfunctioning time displacement unit." Spider-Man replied.

"Malfunctioning?" Cap asked.

"Yeah," Spidey continued, "Wyoming was able to use it to reset time. All Meta could do was stop or slow it down."

"Ah. Got it."


"Can't believe they went and did that…" Tifa grumbled. "Huh, I've never snapped like that before," She mused, "Maybe Yang is rubbing off on me." She shrugged to herself.

"Alright, now this might hurt a bit…" Mega Man started.

"Don't bother. I survived a supernova, remember?" Tifa snarked.

"It does gravity damage. A freaking ant could survive it." The blue bomber replied.

"Also it wasn't even an actual supernova." Astro Boy replied.

"How so?"

"I've been watching Neil Degrasse Tyson's Startalk, and the Earth's sun can't go supernova." Astro replied, "It also says that the sun will actually become a planetary nebula. Which, apparently, is weaker and more peaceful that a supernova. It also takes longer for it to happen too."

"This is why I hate things using the 'supernova' name." Tifa muttered, "None of can even come close to - AUGH!" She glared at Mega Man.

"I warned you that it would hurt." Mega Man defended.

"Whatever. I'm going to my room." She grumbled, picking up her food.

"Yeesh. She's been like that since some jerk revived the debate." Astro muttered.

"I thought that it was because someone said that Yang was a glass cannon because she lost her arm." Mega Man thought.

"Pfft!" Astro waved off, "If that were true, then Guts would also be a glass cannon."

"Who said I was a glass cannon?"

"AAAAHHH!" The two robots screamed, noticing Guts entering the med bay, with many scratches, cuts, stab wounds, and - It would be easier to list the injuries he doesn't have, alright?

"Whatever. Where are those damn beans?" He shrugged as the two robots were still panicking.


Deadpool: You aren't helping the debate die by mentioning it Dumboob.

Coming from the guy who left a bunch of bias accusations on Ratchet and Clank vs. Jak and Daxter?

Deadpool: At least I'm not bringing a debate back up.

Alexis: Tweet tweet tweet?

Nobody Alexis. That person's a nobody.

Deadpool: Ohh… You mean - *BANG!* Augh!

Thank you Alexis.

Alexis: *Holding up her shotgun (Named 'Lone Star') and smiling* Tweet tweet!

Oh, right. The disclaimer. Thanks for reminding me.

Alexis: Tweet tweet.

All characters belong to their respective franchises. I don't own them - Hey! What do you mean by 'someone has to'?

Alexis: Tweet.