"So, Meta buddy, how do you feel?"
The Joker was bugging the Meta, that's what he does. He annoyed pretty much anyone who ended up in the infirmary. It was kinda his thing. He always considered laughter to be the best medicine, and employed it at every opportunity- Even when the person wasn't injured to begin with.
"Grr rgg…"
"Oh, that bad, huh buddy?" Joker rhetorically asked, "Yeah. I remember when I got a batarang in my eye. Didn't bother me, of course, Batsy was just joking around. I know he loves me."
"Rrckk… Grckk…"
"Gasp!" The Clown Prince of Crime held his chest in mock hurt… or genuine hurt, it's the Joker, who really knows with him? "Do you really think?"
The Meta tried to slap the psychopath away, "Ragh!"
"No!" The Joker denied, "That Cat-Braud could never steal the heart of my Batman."
"Rrgh…"
"Maybe I should send him a present… Do you think he'll like people's fingers or ears?"
"Grra…"
"Bah! That goody-two shoes wouldn't know a good gift if it bit him in the belfry! I should send him a nose. Good talk Metty, ol' boy. You really are a good conversationalist!" He pat the armored fighter on the back, oblivious to the Meta's efforts to get him to go away… Or- You get the joke now, right? - Okay, good.
"Grhh…" The Meta was relieved to be free of the insane psycho-clown for at least a little while.
"Locate him…" "Find him…" "Find others…" Must be whole…" "She will pay…"
Once Maine could get the to shut up, he would have some peace and quiet…
Then again, this wasn't Maine. At least, not anymore.
"Why doesn't Marvel have any villains in this blasted place?" Lex was a little irritated. The closest person to a Marvel Villain was Doctor Doom, and he outright refused to be associated with the 'fellow cretins' in this dank, grimy, messy, and downright dangerous hotel.
"Silence Nightmare. Your incessant prattling is getting on my nerves."
Oh great. Now Ganondorf was complaining too.
"Quiet sourcerer. Green Arrow's Boxing Glove arrow could take off your damned jaw!" Lex growled.
"Tch, I won. You can't change that." Ganon replied.
"Oh trust me. If I could, I would change that result. Your arrogance is almost on par with that of Stark's. And that's saying something." Lex sneered.
"Care to put your money where your mouth is?" The Dark Lord sneered.
POW!
Lex's punch sent the demon king flying into a wall. He then turned towards Nightmare and narrowed his eyes, "You want some as well?"
"You… You cannot harm me…" Nightmare growled.
"Correction," Lex took a swig of his drink, "I can't kill you, but I can make you feel pain." He said menacingly.
"How so?" Nightmare pressed.
Lex pushed Nightmare away using his finger, "Joker's venom can effect the likes of Wonder Woman."
"So?"
"Wonder Woman is an amazon warrior crafted by the gods themselves." Lex replied, "You do the math."
Nightmare's response was a simple growl.
Well this was short.
Alexis: Tweet tweet tweet?
Wait, he's not with you? I thought Wade was -
Knock knock knock.
Alexis: Tweet tweet?
… No. Wade wouldn't knock. Uh, who is it?
?: Oh… I think you know…
… Oh shit. OH SHIT! ALEXIS, GET THE GUNS! I'LL BARRICADE THE DOOR WITH THE DISCLAIMER!
Alexis: Tweet tweet!?
IT'S THE JOKER!
Alexis: TWEET?
I'LL FIND WADE'S NUMBER! JUST GET THE GUNS! BEFORE WE ALL DIE!
