"Damn. Just… Damn."

"Ya got that right, sugar. That's just… Wow."

"Are you two talking about the fight?" Carolina asked as she passed Rogue and Chun Li.

The striped mutant turned to the freelancer, "No. we're talkin' bout the new episode of yer show."

"Episode fifteen." Chun Li clarified, "It was… It was deep." She trailed off.

Carolina motioned for the two to move over so she and Epsilon could watch the video as well.


Captain America was heading over to the med bay so he could talk to Ryu, "Hey Ryu," he waved, "I know that you were rooting for Cammy White back there. How is she holding up?"

Ryu waved back, "She's doing pretty good." he smiled before looking down a bit, "Though, she does feel bad that she couldn't end our losing streak."

"Ah. I see. To be honest though," Cap continued as Ryu's gaze looked back up again, "I felt bad that I lost the streak for my friends. Felt like I let them down" he muttered.

"Well, she put up a good fight. But that tech just gave Sonya the edge." Ryu mentioned half-heartedly.

"To be fair though, if Blade didn't have all that equipment, your gal would have won." Cap reasoned.

"I guess so." Ryu admitted.

Cammy started struggling, "Ugh…" She moaned in pain.

"Hey Cam."

"Hey there, soldier."

Cammy's eyes opened slowly as she squinted to adjust to the light, "I lost the fight…"

"Forget about the fight. The important thing here is you," Ryu assured, "How do you feel?"

"Like I got bisected. Ugh, Where is that Kombat chick?" Cammy asked.

"I think she's in the mess hall chatting with Raiden." Cap recalled, "Why do you ask?"

"Just… Wanted to get some tips on how to improve my skills. Aside from that, I heard creating a team attack around here was popular." She mentioned.

"Yep. Hanzo and I have this move where he hits the target with his kunai, and pulls them straight into my Shin Shoryuken." Ryu chuckled, "Ah, the time we used that was priceless. Made half the heroes on their toes for three whole weeks."

"Who started that trend, anyways?" Cap asked.

"It was the turtles. They were already an established team, so it was only a matter of time before the other heroes decided to make team attacks too." Ryu recalled, "Hey, what's yours, anyways?"

"Batman places several explosive batarangs on my shield, then Spider-Man flings me towards the target. When I'm just close enough, Batman detonates the batarangs." Cap said.

"Wow. Impact and explosions. It must hurt like a bitch." Cammy joked.

"Steve, she said a bad word. You going to say something about it?" Ryu laughed a bit.

"I swear…" Cap rubbed his forehead, "You do that one time, and you never live it down."

"Like people are going to let me live down 'Joudan Sokutogeri', or as it's better known," Ryu cleared his throat, "'diarrhea joke foot'."

"Wait, seriously?" The Killer Bee asked.

"I blame google translate." ryu huffed.

Cammy started chuckling as well. Ryu only rolled his eyes. He was only here because Chun Li asked him to check up on her.


Carolina and Church could only stare at the screen they were looking at.

"Caboose should not be this deep. It feels unnatural." Epsilon said.

"I don't know Church…" Carolina started, "He… Does have his moments. And I do seem to recall you needing me to pause the video so you could go dark for a bit. Care to explain that?"

"I don't need to explain myself to you if I don't want to." Church said quickly. A bit too quickly.

"Uh huh." Carolina smirked.

"I'm telling you! I didn't need to stop and get myself together after that scene! I didn't!" He denied all too specifically.

"Whatever lets you…" She trailed off, "Hey, do even sleep at all?" Carolina asked.

"Idunno." Epsilon shrugged.


Deadpool: Damn, that episode hit me right in the feels! What about you X? Alexi?

Screw… You…

Alexis: Tweet…

Deadpool: What did I do? I refilled your fridge!

The goddamn Joker made his way in here!

Deadpool: So? And hey, what happened to your nose? I've been meaning to ask why it's missing.

Joker decided to steal it for whatever reason. I'm waiting on either a senzu, or a biomechanical nose to arrive.

Deadpool: How'd you afford it?

Alexis: Tweet tweet tweet…

Deadpool: You rented out the disclaimer? Wow. that's kinda pathetic.

Shut up.