"NGT GHHDD NOUGH!"

Samus' Zero Beam had done little to slow down Doomsday. And without all that power, she was left narrowly avoiding Doomsday's attacks.

Mega Man had just gotten his repairs done, and he and Tails were busy trying to get Samus out of the fight. Even with the Metal Blades, Ice Shards, and Water Waves, it just wasn't enough.

*BOHCK!*

Samus failed to dodge that one.

"SAMUS!"

Everyone called out, shocked and in horror. Many were paralyzed with fear.

The very first hero to enter the ring. The hero who got the first, and quite possibly only remastering as a tribute to a good man (One that Yang, Carolina, and Tifa described as 'The Embodiment of all Things Awesome.') The hero who blew everyone away with the reveal that the hero they were playing as was a woman.

This hero was about to die.

"GRAH HAHAHAHA!" Doomsday took some sick, twisted pleasure at the thought of caving Samus' skull in. The look he gave to the other heroes indicated that he was going to do the same to the rest of them, then kill everyone back at the hotel.

With their base gone, they would be unable to recover, and be an inspiration to many people. But most importantly to all of them: They wouldn't be able to see their closest friends again without fear of the monster's wrath.

"I LIVE TO KILL ALL!" Doomsday cackled in a monstrous laugh that unnerved everyone.

He threw Samus against a wall, and lifted a piece of asphalt, and threw it.

A strong wind blew it away, however.


"Head count. Who's recovering, and who's ready to stop Doomsday?"

Tony sighed, "No clue, Cap. Deadpool isn't in the best of shapes, Hulk can't beat him, and even if we could use Thor's help, we can't stop him."

"That doesn't mean we give up Stark!" Steve growled, "We're heroes, it's our job to do the impossible!"

"The only ones that are available aren't strong enough Steve!" Tony shouted, "And the ones that are are alsotoo injured to actually do anything!" He had tears in his eyes, "Steve… We have to consider the possibility that… That we aren't going to win this one."

"I know that we can't win them all." Steve consoled, "But if we don't send someone to help the others, then…"

Tony sighed, "JARVIS, who got injured by the big green guy?"

"I believe it would be easier to list the ones that did not get injured, sir."

"Alright, give me the list." Tony sighed, "Let's see, uh… Link, Carolina, that 'Alexis' girl, Kirby, Hercule, Dan, Bayonetta, Wolverine just recovered, Thor, and us." He read off.

"That's not a whole lot of options." Cap noted.

Tony nodded, "Yeah- Wait a moment!"

"What?"

"Why didn't we have Kirby inhale Hulk until he calmed down?"

Steve moved to answer, but failed to find one. "We send him to do battle with Doomsday." He realized.

"I believe he knew that in advance."

"What makes you say that, JARVIS?"

"The Warp Star that is sailing overhead." the A.I replied as a blur of pink and yellow moved past them at blinding speeds.


Kirby finished inhaling the asphalt piece, having swallowed it. As an extra bonus, this allowed him to transform.

He jumped several stories into the air, a bright flash emanating from above his head before revealing itself as something that resembled a helmet with a knight's plume. His now grey body rose to wear the hat. Kirby had used his copy ability. He was now: Stone Kirby.

Several of the other heroes had a look of hope in their eyes. After all, Kirby had fought dimension busters, universe busters, and even a reality buster at one point.

A planet buster like Doomsday was probably akin to a waddle dee in comparison.

"Poyo!" Kirby readied a fighting stance, as if challenging Doomsday to a fight. And it is at this point that we would have heard the 'FIGHT!' soundbyte from season three of Death Battle.

Kirby got above Doomsday, and turned into his stone form. The resulting weight, actually pinned the beast. As Kirby moved off the body, Doomsday started to pound at Kirby's invincible rock form.

Samus managed to crawl away from the scuffle. She had confidence that Kirby could take on the beast.

Doomsday pulled off a piledriver on Kirby, just managing enough force to revert Kirby back to his non-stone form before delivering a punch powerful enough to strip the Pink Puff of his power.

"Kirby! Take my sword!" Kirby turned to see Hanzo Hasashi throw one of his swords his way. Landing with the blade right in front of him, Kirby quickly inhaled it.

After a bright flash of light, Kirby was now wearing a hat not unsimilar to Link's, and he also had a sword in his hand.

Doomsday growled at the new form of his opponent. He had not counted on them providing support for the pink puff.

"Ohhh… Hey!" Kirby rushed forward at blinding speeds, and brought the blade down upon Doomsday, who had narrowly managed to block it in time.

Kirby launched away, sending several Sword Beams at the Genocidal Grey Goliath, all of which dealt several major cuts on the monster.

"GRAHH!" Doomsday was… Actually in trouble. He had no defenses against the ultimate pink puff.

Kirby charged up his blade, and -

*SLASH!*

Yeah. Sword Beam.

"Is that his arm?" Mega Man asked, rather flabbergasted.

"I think so." Raiden answered, "But what does it matter? I lose my arm all the time, what does Doomsday losing his do?"

Mega Man shrugged, "I don't know."

Doomsday looked at his arm in what could be best described as horror. He usually didn't get injured like this, and even when he was, it was hardly ever this heavy of damage.

That's right. Doomsday re-learned what it means to fear something or someone.

And right now, he was in total fear of Kirby.


The villains were busy sweeping up the damage done. Several of them took heavy damage, even guys like Nightmare and Shao Kahn took some heavy damage.

"I told you that you would have lost."

"Silence Luthor!" Nightmare growled, "That beast hasn't won yet!"

"By the looks of it, he already has!" Joker cackled.

The living demonic sword growled, "You are not allowed to speak. You and the clown abandoned us when we were fighting that monstrosity!"

"Well, I - "

*THUD!*

The villains looked towards the source of the sound, only to see an armless Doomsday knocked unconscious, and at their feet. Standing behind him were twelve heroes.

"Do us all a favor, okay?" Master Chief asked.

"Keep him contained." Samus finished.

The villains all looked at each other. Knowing that they should probably comply.


I. Hate. Thanksgiving.

Deadpool: Why? You get to eat a lot.

You end up with family who takes up all of your time and shit. I don't have time for family, especially the ones I can't stand!

Deadpool: Whatever. Ready for my debut?

You… Didn't appear in the fight, Wade.

Deadpool: I mean, the fact that I get a round TWO! Who else got that?

Batman.

Deadpool: Except him.

Charizard.

Deadpool: And him.

Shadow.

Deadpool: AND HIM!

… Technically, Samus got one-

Deadpool: Don't you have a stupid disclaimer to do right now?