RED ALERT

RED ALERT!

RED ALERT!

So… Aside from the fact that nobody knew who was entering our house of slaughter up next season, the dimensions were starting to crack due to the presence of two fourth wall breakers being around.

So, several people were using what little cosmic power they had to repair everything.

Technology these days, them phones open rifts in reality to travel dimensions, and a few mods would allow for various things and apps to repair the small rifts.

"There's a rift over in the kitchen!" Ken said into the communication device.

"I'm on it!" Hanzo yelled as he made his way to the place where he made all his food, "I swear, if that rift messed with my holiday dinner, I'm going to be-"


Tracer was running towards the garden, a rift in time had opened up there, and it was essentially her job to fix that one up. Being outside of time made things easier for her to fix any time rifts in the hotel.

"Augh, I can't wait to get home. I want to cuddle with my girlfriend." She bemoaned as she made her way towards the rift.

"I'm sure Widowmaker would love to cuddle with you on a rooftop somewhere." Green Arrow quipped as he raced toward the pond with a specially designed arrow that he got from Clank.

"What? No, I'm talking about Emily, not Amélie." Tracer answered back.

"Wait, what?" Oliver stopped in his tracks, arrow still drawn, "I don't follow."

"I already have a girlfriend!" Tracer called from the rift.

"Wait, isn't Widowmaker's real name Amelie?"

"Amélie. There's an accent on the first 'e.' The way you were saying it was weird."

"So you admit that you're dating the blue sniper?" Oliver presed.

"No." Tracer said, arriving to her destination, "First off, Widow is purple." She pressed a few buttons on her device to start the process of closing the rift.

Oliver got to the top of a nearby tree, aiming down his sights to hit the rift that had opened up not too far from where Tracer was, "I see you've been noticing her then…" He smirked.

"Well second," Tracer said as she finished closing the portal, "My actual girlfriend has red hair."

"Wait, What?!" Oliver's smirk was lost as he fell from the tree, "When did that happen?"

"Before the Recall, if I'm remembering things right." Tracer replied, "Can't wait to see Emily again."

"Ugh, at least admit you have a thing for people with names that sound like 'Emily', alright?" Oliver groaned from his landing spot.

Tracer was lost in thought for a moment before blushing, "Aw dammit!"


"I just wanted to spend time with family for the holidays! Is that so hard?" Tifa complained.

Yep. Tifa's back. And guess who stopped by to catch the season finale with her?

"Trust me when I say that spending time with family isn't as cracked up as it should be!" Yang called as the rift they were both combatting was releasing strange shadowy creatures.

Not grimm, not the heartless. But certainly… Something.

"Whatever. At least spending it with friends is pretty nice though, right?"

"All of mine left me to do their own things. The only one with an excuse is Weiss, and that was because of her dick of a father." Yang grumbled as the last of the creatures were finally beaten, and Tifa went to work on closing the portal.

"Wait, doesn't her father have to have a dick to be called one?" Tifa asked.

Yang chuckled a bit, "Alright, now that. That brightened my day a bit."


Meanwhile, Spider-Man and Vegeta were closing another portal.

"Gah! I can't believe that idiot and his idiotic pink… Whatever caused all of this!" Vegeta complained. The portal these two were tackling kept shifting around everywhere, and was constantly teleporting.

Spider-Man's Spider-Sense, and Vegeta's power was the only way for them to counter it.

"Stop complaining, Vegeta. I'm trying to concentrate." Spider-Man countered. The portal causing the rift all originated from one portal, and Spider-Man's abilities were needed to close it. Vegeta Was needed to…

"Well, hurry up, These things are starting to- OW!" Vegeta rubbed the back of his head, "Where the hell did that come from?"

"Dunno, we can check the security tapes later though…" Spidey commented, "Alright then, portal prime should be…" He concentrated heavily for this, "There!"

Vegeta turned super saiyan, and activated the device. His sudden increase in power gave the device the energy it needed to close Portal Prime.

The other portals closed along with the dispelling of the original portal.


Wade: So, what now?

X: I'm gone. I'll be seeing all you cool cats at the start of season four.

Pinkie: What? But but…

X: Relax. I'll do an Aftermath Flashbacks soon. Support me on…

Wade: That word gets censored, what are you going to do?

X: noertaP. Put that in backwards. I have an account. It's caled CJ Slash X, and donating would help out a lot. Primarily in letting me stay ahead of the game, and being able to write much better chapters.

Pinkie: Couldn't resist the plug, huh?

X: Well, I guess I'll see you all in season four.

Pinkie: Feel free to grab a cherrychanga on the way out!

Wade: Oh crap… I was supposed to save one for him?

X: Enjoy the end of year party, you two. I'll see you again soon.

Wade: See you laters!

Pinkie: Have a nice time with your other stories!

X: Well, this has been DudebladeX, I don't own the characters, and I'll see you guys later.