"Money on the table says that Square fans will complain if Lara loses." Sonic called.
"For what? Betting on fans that won't use that BS claim?" Spidey asked, "You'd have to be either one, really stupid; or two, really drunk to take that bet. And I'm pretty sure that nobody here is-"
"Five -*urp* grand on that!"
"How is already drunk?"
"I stopped asking that question a while ago, Sonya." The Web-Slinger replied.
"I swear, he's almost as bad a Bo' Rai Cho." Sonya muttered.
"Yeah, but at least Bo' Rai Cho uses drunkenness to his advantage. Tony's just an alcoholic." Spider-Man noted. "C'mon, Stark. We're getting you back to your room before you do any more…" He paused for a moment, "Significant damage."
"Yer not my boss!" The Iron Avenger slurred, "I'm my boss - *hup* !"
"Stark, you're drunk. We're just trying to keep you - and everybody else - safe."
"You can't tulk to me like that!" Tony took a swig out of a flask.
"Where did he get that flask?" The Blue Blur asked.
"Hell if I know," Spider-Man replied, "Tony, c'mon! You can't be acting this way! You're going to be my mentor in my upcoming movie. I don't need this image in my head when it does come out!" he argued.
"Ha! You said 'head.'" Tony replied as if he were a three-year old.
"What was so funny about that?" Sonya asked as she got up in an attempt to get Tony to his room, or in the more preferable case, knocked out.
"As if I can read his mind." Spider-Man shrugged as he saw Tony struggling to walk in a straight line. He sighed, "It's at times like this that I kinda wish that he had a healing factor. So he wouldn't get drunk this easily-" *CRASH!* "... Or rather, that he'd at least recover faster." He finished before going on to investigate what Tony had broken this time.
"So, Lara has intelligence, and way more crazier feats, but Nathan is better armed. Do I have that right?"
"Yeah, I think she's fought a T-Rex once." Ken mentioned, "I mean, Spider-Man's knocked out one of them in a single punch, but for someone who's supposed to be a normal human."
"Well, she more did what Spider-Man does when he fights Juggernaut than actually fought it, but she has actually fought bears and tigers."
"I'm not sure about Nate though, Tails. He has a bigger equipment setup that most. Maybe having a big arsenal will pull him on top, like it did with Ratchet and Clank." Ken said.
Tails snapped his fingers, "I knew I was thinking of someone with a big arsenal! I just couldn't remember who."
"Yeah, but like so many people on the forums have been saying, Lara has better feats to work with." Ken replied.
"Well, those Uncharted fans gotta have some kind of thing to back them up." Tails replied.
"Yeah, I might not make it for the fight."
Cloud sighed, "Alright, Yang. I'll be sure to tell Tifa that you might be late when she shows up."
"Thanks, Cloud. I-" A noise came from Yang's side of the feed, "I gotta go. Can't have my dad finding out about, y'know."
"Right. See you later then." Cloud waved.
*Click*
The Lifestream warrior closed the call, and waited for the next one that should be coming in right about -
*Ring Ring Ring*
Cloud picked up the headset, and turned on the monitor, where Tifa appeared on-screen.
"Hey Cloud! How're you feeling right now?"
"I'm doing pretty good here, Tifa." Cloud replied with a smile, "How's your time with Denzel and Marlene going?"
"It's going great!" Tifa replied, "These two are really adorable when they're playing together. It kinda reminds me of us, when we were kids."
"Alright. So, have you heard who's coming in next?"
"I got the news. Gotta say, it'll be nice to have another person from our company that isn't from our franchise." Tifa replied.
"Yeah," Cloud chuckled, "That would be quite the refresher."
Oh, hang on. The kids want to play some of our old games. I think they might end up dragging me into- WOAH!"
The feed ended.
Cloud chuckled, "Oh, she is so going to shackle me with babysitting duty next season."
X: Ahh, now this. This is the sort of stuff that makes me feel that all this is worth it.
Wade: What?
X: Getting these guys together, and everything.
Wade: Along with calling out Rooster Teeth for releasing a WoR episode instead of continuing the tension they had in the previous episode?
X: That too.
Pinkie: Hey guys! Check out who I found!
Alexis: Tweet!
X: Alexis! Oh by the gods I have missed you so much!
Alexis: Tweet chirp tweet…
X: Oh, so that's what Carolina is like.
Wade: Seriously, shame on you for making me put up with this guy alone. Do you know how much of his anger I've had to deal with since you left to be a fangirl?
Alexis: *Nervously* Tweet…
Pinkie: Am I missing something here?
Wade: This is Alexis. She's basically X's OC that only speaks in tweets and chirps. He stole the idea from Layman and -
*BANG!*
X: Ahh, I missed the sound of her shotgun going off.
Alexis: Tweet chirp chirp tweet!
X: Right, thanks for covering the disclaimer.
