The sound of loud, chaotic music filled the air.

"Freaky ass nigga, he a 69 God!"

With a grunt, he did a sit-up. One.

"Hey hey hey hey, run for your life!"

Two sit-ups. Three sit-ups.

"Now lemme hear you say OvHo!!"

His body moved faster now. Twenty sit-ups. Thirty sit-ups. The momentum carried him like a rhythm he couldn't break.

"Are you my friiennddd? Are we locked i—"

BOOOOM

A sudden explosion interrupted the madness. Everything went black for a moment, and the music stopped. The overwhelming silence that followed was unsettling.

-Cutscene-

Slowly, his vision returned. He blinked, groaning softly as his dark brown eyes opened. He lay on the cold, hard ground, disoriented, trying to make sense of where he was.

'The fuck…?'

His thoughts scrambled, but his confusion was quickly interrupted.

[Welcome Player Key]

You died to an atomic bomb and now reincarnated in the world of Highschool DxD congrats!!

"Wait niggas got atomic bombs in the hood? No way.." Key said unbelievably.

[Yes way.]

Now you get to choose what race you would like to be.

[Choose race..]

"Interesting. Well I think I still want to be a Real Nigga..yknow super strength, fast as hell, BBC genetics and others." Key chuckled.

[..unique choice. Hm..I can make this work.]

[Sacred Gear: Real Nigga obtained]

"Now that's what I'm talking bout."

[You will enter the verse at a random point.]

[Here are your Stats and Skills.]

Name: Key LV.1

Title: Gamer's Chosen

Sacred Gear: Real Nigga

HP: 20,000/20,000

DE: 10,000/10,000

(Dragon Energy}

LP: 5,000/5,000

(Light Power)

POD: 2,500/2,500

(Power of Destruction)

EXP: 0/1,000

[Stats]

STR: 325

DEX: 330

CHAR: 350

INT: 250

STA: 400

Luck: 200

[Active Skills]

[Passive Skills]

[Inventory]

[Relationship]

"Damn my INT low as hell..that's wrong. We not no dumbasses. Maybe ignorant but not stupid."

[..Sure. Are you ready to enter world?]

"Hell yeah let's goo. I'm ready."

Key then disappeared in a flash of gold light.

-Cutscene-

Dark brown eyes opened to see blue eyes

[Gamer's Mind activated.]

'Good thing that happened, I was about to scream like Katt Williams in Friday.' A relieved Key thought.

Anyways tho..

Serafall Leviathan

Goddamn Serafall Leviathan

Wait..

"Are you..naked?" A curious Key questioned with a raised eyebrow.

"..."

"..."

"..."

"..."

-Cutscene-

'Ahh to be young and hung..' Key thought as he glanced at a sleeping Serafall beside him. She clung and hugged onto him tighter than Goku was in Majin Buu that one time..

Pause.

[plus 100 Affection with Serafall.]

[Relationship with Serafall has upgraded to Attached.]

'And there's the curse. Hit her good one time and now she wants more over and over again..well to be honest didn't expect Sera to be a virgin..' Key thought, but it did make sense. With her duties as a Satan she most likely didnt have any time for it.

He then smirked. 'Guess it was a coincidental opportunity for me. Glad I didn't waste it.'

plus 5 INT

plus 5 LUCK

'Nice..since she's going to be knocked out for a minute, best to look at my skills. I am curious.' He thought.

[Active Skills]

[Fast Reflexes] Instantly reacts to any incoming attack or danger, allowing Key to dodge or counter with extreme precision. This can be combined with Dragon Energy for extra speed and power.

[Cooldown] 15 seconds

[Effect] 50% dodge chance, 25% speed boost for 10 seconds.

[Real Intuition] Instinctively knows what people are thinking or planning. Can be used to anticipate enemies' moves in battle or uncover hidden agendas during interactions.

[Effect] Reveals enemy intentions or future actions for 15 seconds.

[Street King] Command respect from anyone in the vicinity. Enemies below Key's level hesitate to attack, while allies gain a boost in morale and combat abilities.

[Effect] -25% enemy aggression, 10% combat stats to allies within a 20-meter radius.

[Cooldown] 10 minutes.

[Hood Tactics] Turns the environment to Key's advantage. Can use surroundings, whether it's urban streets or back alleys, to trap, confuse, or ambush enemies.

[Effect] Creates an advantage in any battlefield, giving Key a 20% boost in evasion and attack accuracy.

[Drive-By] Summons a spectral vehicle for a surprise hit-and-run attack. Can shoot or deliver a blow while moving at high speeds.

[Effect] 100% critical damage on first hit, 25% evasion for the next 10 seconds.

[Cooldown] 30 minutes.

[Body Shield] Surrounds Key with a barrier of impenetrable energy. This shield absorbs physical and magical attacks for a short period.

[Effect] Absorbs 50% of damage taken for 30 seconds.

[Cooldown] 20 minutes.

[Hood Authority] Temporarily paralyzes enemies within range, forcing them to respect Key's presence and preventing them from acting for a short period.

[Effect] Stuns enemies for 5 seconds within a 15-meter radius.

[Cooldown] 1 hour.

[plus more..]

[Passive Skills]

Street Smarts (Passive): your natural instincts and hood experience grant him an enhanced ability to read people, navigate environments, and survive in tough situations. Whether in a fight, a conversation, or just walking through a dangerous neighborhood, Key can assess threats, find opportunities, and adapt to his surroundings effortlessly.

[Environmental Awareness] Key automatically detects hidden dangers, traps, or potential ambushes in hood or chaotic environments. He instinctively knows the safest routes and locations.

Effect: 30% detection of traps, hidden enemies, and dangerous areas within a 50-meter radius.

[Hood Navigation] Key can move through hood landscapes with ease, finding shortcuts, hidden paths, or alternate routes to escape danger or gain an advantage.

Effect: 25% movement speed in hood environments. Key can also find safe or hidden routes not visible to others.

[Survival Instinct] In dangerous or resource-limited environments, Key's body conserves energy more efficiently, and his stamina and health regenerate faster. He can also use minimal resources to survive.

Effect: 20% HP and stamina regeneration when in hostile environments. Reduces consumption of food and resources by 50%.

[Negotiation Insight] Key has a natural ability to read people's intentions, detect lies, and adjust his approach in conversations. He can gain favors, strike deals, or defuse tense situations more easily.

Effect: 30% success rate in persuasion, negotiation, and detecting lies.

[Opportunistic Hustle] Key can quickly spot opportunities for gain, whether it's finding hidden stashes, escaping dangerous situations, or exploiting weaknesses in battle. He makes the most of any situation.

Effect: 15% chance to find hidden items or cash in hood settings. Increases chance of successfully escaping danger by 20%.

[Combat Adaptability] Key automatically adjusts to his environment during a fight, using the terrain to his advantage. He can use improvised weapons or the landscape to create tactical benefits.

Effect: 10% damage when using improvised weapons or utilizing the environment in combat.

[plus more..]

"Bruuh what the fuck are these haha!" Key couldn't help but laugh at the names and explanations. This shit was wild.