Dante was basically just resting inside the truck, making small talk with the driver.
"So, any idea as to what any of these things are? My friends are getting beaten by some bad guys just for what's potentially inside, so I kinda want to know what it is that we're risking our lives for."
… Silence.
"Honestly, I'm pretty sure that Bane, Kahn, and Ganon have killed your buddies. You aren't the least bit worried?"
More silence.
Dante sighed. At least Thor and Vegeta had each other to talk to.
"SHOTGUNS, SKULLS, DARKNESS, SHADOWS, BLACKNESS!"
Thor was currently regretting letting Vegeta pick the radio station. Of all songs that could have been on, it had to be The Edgelord Song.
"Why does this song exist?"
"It was either this, or We are Number One, Thunderman. Pick your poison."
Thor sighed. Hopefully, there will be something to end this bore-fest.
"Dammit. Missed the green light, huh?" Vegeta asked.
"Indeed."
"You want some of these leftover chili fries?"
Thor looked at what the Saiyan was offering, or rather, what he wasn't offering.
"It's already eaten." Thor pointed out.
"Doesn't change the fact that I offered."
"THIS IS THE EDGELORD SONG! YEAH!"
Thor sighed. This was going to be a long mission.
Dante was drumming his fingers on the dashboard when he saw something catch his eye.
"What the hell?" he rolled down the window to get a better look.
"Bane."
The Santa Prisca warrior pulled a weapon out, and readied the-
"Rocket Launcher!" Dante called out. He grabbed the driver, and made a beeline to get out of the vehicle.
*BOOM!*
"Bah! Yet another decoy. I'm getting sick of this!"
*SLASH!*
Dante held Yamato, "If you're looking for a fight Ganon, I'd be more than happy to oblige!"
"Very well, demon. I've been craving a fight. Perhaps I'll send your severed head to that blonde!"
"The one who you failed to control because you never saw Frozen?" Dante asked.
Ganon faltered a bit, "Yes, that one."
"HA! Ah, that was priceless. I saw the whole thing through a window, and the look on your face!" Dante laughed, "Oh man, I wish I had a camera."
*SLASH!*
Ganon was seething with rage. His sword having knocked Yamato out of Dante's hands, and leaving him with just Rebellion as his primary weapon.
"I really hate how Vegeta convinced me to just stick with this sword, and my guns." The demon muttered.
"And now for one of my curses-"
*BANG!*
"Oh hell no. None of that bullshit curse-ex-machina." Dante growled, "None of that. Shame on you- WOAH!"
"Sword fight, boy. Now FIGHT!"
"I'm not sure if it's a race thing, but I'd appreciate it if you don't call me 'boy.'"
"Shut up, I'm evil."
"So, shall we intervene, or should we go back to the truck that the de-powered heroes are guarding?"
"Let's go after the two weakened fighters." Bane replied, "Ganon should have the demonio busy for enough time to defeat the other two."
Shao Kahn grinned, "I've been meaning to eat the Prince's soul. Perhaps that power would be tasty."
Bane flinched at Kahn's sadistic comment. Choosing to ignore it as he and the Outworld konqueror started towards Thor and Vegeta's location.
"You're on your own, Ganon."
Swords clashed. Between Ganon's efforts to keep Dante from reaching Yamato, and Dante's constant efforts to stop Ganon from getting ahold of it, neither were going to get the upper hand anytime soon.
The goal was to get the sword, and cut off the other's ability to continue the physical fight.
Dante narrowly dodged Ganon's Warlock Punch, and ducked to shoot at his legs.
Dante made another dive for Yamato, only to have his leg forcibly yanked by Ganon.
"Augh!" Dante was thrown a ways away from the Gerudo King. "Dick…"
Ganon moved to pick up the sword.
*BANG!*
Dante's gun shot the sword out of Ganon's reach.
"We're not done yet. Let's go, Gerudo." Dante quipped, "Hey, that rhymed! I should be a poet- WOAH!"
Dante just narrowly avoided the oncoming attack.
"Do you ever shut up?"
Dante smirked, "Only when I'm unconscious."
X: Who here saw the fight?
Wade: I did! Can you believe that happened?
Alexis: Tweet tweet tweet.
Wade: Alexis, no spoilers!
X: Yeah. We're just talking about the blonde bombshell who regularly fights opponents from space being the victor.
Wade: Did you see her hair after she won?
X: Beautiful. Simply beautiful.
Pinkie: Would it be considered a spoiler if we reveal who's fighting next?
X: We'll find out after we reveal Metal Sonic vs. Zero.
Wade: It's another Sonic vs. Mega Man-style fight.
Pinkie: Are we done trolling the fans who have no idea who won?
X: Yes.
