"Okay, who do you think would win: You, or that Wonder Woman chick?"

Thor sighed. Vegeta had been asking weird questions for awhile now, and he had just gotten to the vs. questions.

"I would say Wonder Woman would win." Thor replied.

"You mean right now." Vegeta stated.

"No, I mean even with my powers." Thor clarified.

"HA!" Vegeta laughed, "You're funny, Thunder Guy. But seriously, you would totally win, right?"

"She's a God-Killer, and I'm a God. I'm pretty sure that this is about as simple as that weird world that Champion Red is from." Thor shrugged.

"I mean, I'm sure you would just let her win. You are way too powerful for her." Vegeta said.

"And you are no longer paying attention to me." Thor deadpanned.

"At least I know that I would beat her."

"I could literally say anything right now, and you wouldn't pay any attention because you are so obsessed with your own hype." Thor noted.

"Seriously, one Gallik Gun, and she's finished." Vegeta said, ignoring everything that Thor was saying.

"I'm willing to bet that only an attack by the villains would make him stop. And if this were a badly-written story, that would happen right in the middle of my sentence." Thor trailed off.

"Huh, I guess this isn't a poorly-written story."


"Hang on a moment, I gotta take a call." Dante said, feeling his phone vibrate.

"I have to take this." Ganon said at the same time as he too pulled a phone out of his pocket.

"Yo! Dante talking. What's up?"

"Well, first off, WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON? There are reports of Sam having a concussion, and Tracer needing oxygen forced into her lungs!"

"Ganon, get back here immediately! Metal Sonic's gone mad! It's only a matter of time until we can't hold it any longer!"

Dante sighed, "Dammit, Terry. I'm in the middle of something. Why can't someone else do it? - Like Batman?"

"Well for starters, Batman is busy attending a memorial service for the Grey Ghost Actor, and we're busy bringing a red and white robot online."

"Why? Did Mega Man ask you to it?"

"Uh, yes actually."

Meanwhile, Ganon was busy with his own phone call, "Look, Sektor. You are a competent cyborg. You should be able to handle this."

"Did you see how much destruction Metal can create? Even someone as powerful as myself would need some assistance."

"Look, I don't care. Luthor wants what's in these trucks, and I am going to kill someone to get it." Ganon growled, "Now go bother Joker or something."

"Can't. Joker is out doing something."

"Whatever."

Back to Dante's conversation - "Look man, these guys want what's in these trucks, I gotta stop them. Or would you rather I let them hurt innocent people?"

"Well, we could always send Flash to help out-"

"Oh!" Dante realized, "I forgot all about that ability! Thanks for reminding me about it."

"Wait, what did I remind you of?"

"Gottagonow,Ganonissabouttohanguphisphone" Dante said rapidly.

Ganon turned to face Dante when -

*SNAP!*

- Ganon's legs took many cuts and slashes, "What the hell?"


A few seconds ago, from Dante's point of view.

*SNAP!*

"Ah, good ol' quicksilver. I gotta start using this thing more often." Dante said to himself.

The half-demon walked over to Yamato, and dusted it off.

He made sure that it was in working condition. Checking the blade, all that stuff.

He slashed.

Several gashes appeared on Ganon's still legs. Dante started his trek towards Vegeta and Thor's location.

Hopefully, he wasn't too late…


X: Hrmm…

Wade: What's up?

X: This damn website is basically formatting everything in DocX format, rather than the regular format that I used to have.

Pinkie: Well, someone should get on that.

X: Hashtag first world problems.

Wade: Also, hashtag disclaimer.