"So why are we here again?" Tucker asked as he and the other members of Red vs Blue filed into a room. That was when I, Crusherboy93, appeared on a screen and said, "Greetings Red vs Blue Characters, I am Crusherboy93, today you will be shown a list of pairings for your show Red Vs Blue, give your honest opinion." I then pressed the bottom to show the first ship on the list

Agent Tex x Church

"Ok see that's an obvious one. Of course, people would ship me and her." Church said to the group. To which Tucker said, "Is it because you're human forms are dead and you're just both AI?" Church flipped off Tucker before the next ship was shown

Grif x Simmons

Everyone looked at Grif and Simmons as the two sat there shocked at the ship before Grif looked at me and shouted, "WHO THE FUCK MADE THIS LIST?!" I shrugged before going to the next slide

Sarge x Simmons

"Me and Simmons? I get that we're both maroon colored but that's about it." Sarge said as Simmons was still trying to get over the shock of the last ship. I chuckled before the next ship was shown.

O'Malley x Sigma

"O'Malley and Sigma... Hey Church, aren't those two." Tucker said as he looked at Church, who replied, "Omega and Sigma, part of the original Alpha, me. Omega's my rage, and Sigma's my ambition and creativity." Carolina looked away before looking at Maine who said nothing.

Caboose x Donut

"Nope!" shouted the reds and blues minus Caboose and Donut. Caboose looked and said, "Nope what? what are we talking about?"

Dr. Grey x Doc

The two Medics looked at each other and then agreed to coffee later before I went to the next ship.

Doyle x Kimball

"WHY AM I UP THERE?!" Shouted the two people that were in the ship before they looked at each other and then looked away

Kaite x Palmo

Palmo was sweating before Katie looked at him blushing before she said, "Sorry Palmo, but I just don't see you like that." That made Palmo sad but gave me ideas.

Tucker x Carolina

"OH, I'm going to be like Sherman and plow through the south. Bow Chicka Bow OW!" said Tucker before getting hit by Carolina, then Wash, then Agent Tex, then Church, repeatedly, over and over again. (if it's too low a blow for those in the southern states, please let me know.)

Agent Tex x Agent Maine/Meta

"No," Tex said, and Maine agreed.

Agent York x Carolina

"Isn't our ship canon Carolina?" York asked as he kicked Tucker in the balls. Carolina blushed as she said, "I think so yeah."

Agent Washington x Agent Tex

"Not even I'm that crazy to try and date Tex." Agent Washington said, and Tex agreed with him.

Agent Tex x Agent North

Tex glared at me and I said, "It was on the list I was given. I didn't pick these at all."

Agent Tex x Dr. Grey

"Oh, another patient! I would love to psychoanalyze her." Dr. Grey said with a smile. Tex looked at Carolina and asked, "Is she Serious?

Agent Maine x Agent Washington

"Who comes up with these ship ideas? Who would ever wanna ship me with Maine... no offense Maine," Wash said to the silent Freelancer, who simply nodded his head. I add fuel to the fire by saying, "There are eight stories of you two." Maine and Washington look at me but I say, So worth it.

Caboose x Agent Washington

"Believe it or not there are no stories of you two being paired together." I tell them, Wash sighed in relief before Caboose said, "Pears, well I would love a pear thank you."

SharkFace x Agent Texas

"Sharkface... oh wait the flamer guy. He was in that building that Tex was setting up that transmitter to the Mother of Invention while we were trying to get the Sarcophagus." Wash asked. Carolina nodded and said, "Yup, he had a personal grudge against us Freelancers since we took out his friends while he was recovering." Tex scoffed and said, "I was just doing what I was told.

Agent Carolina x Church

"EW! NO! HELL THE FUCK NO!" Shouted Church as he stood up. He then said, "I'm the AI based on the Director, her father! There's no way I would be ok with that!" Carolina shivered at the thought

Caboose x Church

"and this one, Caboose always seems to kill me, why would that be an option!" Church added on.

Lopez x F.I.L.S.S.

"The Spanish-speaking Robot and Shila... you know I think they'd make great kid AI" Church said to the group. The others nodded before Carolina and Texas both stood up and looked at me. I simply said, "Don't hate me hate the ships. Peace" then I dipped out.

(It's been a while since I did a ship chapter so I'm doing it differently. hope you guys like it.)