Disclaimer I do not own the Teen Titans (2003) This is a work of Fanfiction please support the official releases.
Authors notes
I'm probably too late for this because for some stupid reason we didn't get it for nearly a MONTH after the US but go see Transformers One. We've gotten a lot better at not giving money to garbage but things like Deadpool and Wolverine still make a billion dollars (even though they don't deserve to) ((Cameos are not a reason to see a movie)) (((I laughed twice in a movie that's supposed to be a comedy))) Rambling... Anyway...
It's the Transformers movie we've needed for decades and if I don't get a sequel I will not be pleased. I'm still mad about Pacific Rim. So please go see it or try it on demand I don't care just support it. please I'm so tired of garbage movies. Anyway more of this you'll notice why I brought this up and kinda used it here.
I hope you enjoy!
Couch
"Garfield, it doesn't have to be like this, we can talk this out"
"It's a little late for that Raven"
"I said I was sorry..."
"You're always sorry Raven, I've given you my trust and my feelings then you throw them back in my face"
"Gar... Please, tell me what to do to fix this?"
"I don't think we can..."
"C'mon Gar you can still enjoy the game after I've finished it"
"You promised you'd wait"
"I know but... Your mission took longer than we all thought, I couldn't resist. In a way it's your fault"
"Oh I can't wait to hear this"
"You corrupted me Gar, I used to be a feared half demon who loved nothing more than to drink tea and read a good book. Now look what you've done to me"
"You're still those things Rae, now you just play games as well"
"...Ye Yes...Yes! You made me fun Gar, I'd have thrown you out the window for even asking to play a game years ago."
"You threatened to throw me out the window yesterday for snoring too loudly"
"...True... But..."
"You hear that sound Raven?"
"No?"
"It's the sound of the bottom of a barrel"
"Come on Gar!, what's it gunna take? You know I hate it when you're mad at me... please?"
"What are you doing Raven?"
"Getting comfortable"
"This isn't going to work"
"Gar..."
"No Raven, you need to learn that there are consequences for your actions, that's something you always taught me"
"... Sometimes I miss the immature Beast Boy you once were"
"Your fault, you made me like this"
"Garfield please I'll do anything"
"Are you asking my price?"
"... I'm going to regret this but... Yes"
"You know what I want Raven"
"Oh no come on, really? All the others were the worst"
"You liked the one in the 80's"
"Eh it was harmless but nothing I'd rewatch again"
"They say this ones actually great"
"I'm sure they said that about all the others"
"Well I guess you don't take our relationship seriously enough to..."
"Woah woah woah! Hang on Garfield, *sigh*... fine you win"
"I'm gunna need you to swear by it Raven"
"Ughhh... I Raven do swear to take you Garfield to the new toy robot movie... something 'One' or whatever"
"I'll take it"
"Great, now do you forgive me?"
"Yep, the plan worked out perfectly"
"Fantastic Garfield now... Hold the phone? What plan?"
"Oh yeah, I took extra long on that mission on purpose and subtly hinted that I wanted to play the game so you'd be tempted. That way, I'd have something to use against you to make you agree to see the movie without any arguments."
"... YOU WHAT?!"
"Geez I'm not repeating myself Rae, I tricked you it's that simple. I knew you'd never willingly go see a silly robot movie so I had to get creative"
"... Well played Garfield"
"... Wait you're taking this quite well, wait what are you doing?!"
"What? I can't sit on my boyfriends lap"
"Yeah but you've got that weird smile on you're face, the one where there's evil intent behind it"
"What makes you say that Gar Gar?
"Because I know you"
"Oh sweet, naïve, foolish Garfield. You should have learned by now... There's plenty you still don't know about me"
"Is... Is that right?"
"So we'll go to the movies, have a good time, and I'll even smile. Then some time in the future, I'll have my revenge. Maybe not tomorrow or the day after that, but I will, Garfield."
"... *Gulp*... "
"Because if there's one lesson I have to teach you again and again, Gar, just because we're together doesn't mean you shouldn't be afraid of me any less... In fact, you should be even more afraid of me..."
"..."
"Ok, great! Well, I'm looking forward to it *smooch*. Now, I'm going to run a few errands. I'll be back later, and remember, you're my everything... Hehehe."
"... Note to self... never trick Raven again"
Till next time !
