Welcome everyone to the second chapter of The Game show of Izuku Midoriya's dating life. If it seems that my little idea based off of Azure megacyber's own story seems to have been getting a lot of good support. Now like all my stories, I'll be inviting a guest. Please give a warm welcome to Mina Ashido.

Mina: (Walks out) "Hello~!"

It's good top have you aboard for the disclaimer.

Mina: (Smiles) "No problem. I love the show so far, I hope this keeps going for a good long while"

I hope so too. So, shall you do the honors?

Mina: "Yep, Light/Xara does not own My Hero Academia, series that crossover or the characters of said shows, and OC's people let him use. Only his OC. How was that?"

That was good, now, onto the story.


The Dating Game show life of Izuku Midoriya

Chapter 2: Contestant- Melissa Shield (MHA/BNHA)

Warning- this program contains out-of-universe craziness involving parallel dimension characters including but not limited to: Sorceresses, Catgirls, Mythological warrior women, reverse Gendered dudebros, evil versions of girls, warrior women of other worlds, good versions of Villains, humanized weapons, Spartan soldiers, mythological legends, Maidens and/or maiden versions of main girls, extremely amorous Villainous versions of main girls, famous voice actresses, Freelancer parallels, Non-blood related siblings, psychotic stalkers from another dimension, medieval warriors, of course the occasional vampires that don't effing sparkle, Non-blood related siblings, psychotic stalkers from another dimension, humanized witches and robots, etc.

No other worldly Izuku Midoriyas were harmed in the making of this program, instead we are focused on exploiting the shipping potential of this Izuku Midoriya for our own entertai- Science, we definitely mean science!

For downloadable pictures of hero Izuku wait till after the show then tweet 'Hashtag Chibi hero' to our website.

Now back to our regularly scheduled program.


The image of Chibi versions of the Wild Wild Pussycats hanging off the line disappeared bringing the screen back to the stage of the show where Wiz stood before the audience with his hands on his hips.

"Now welcome back to our regularly scheduled program! We apologize for the brief interruption, but not only did we forget to enable the language censors we also forgot to put that disclaimer at the top. It's all taken care of and now we can return to the visual of… Izuku still knocked out and trying to be woken up by Melissa and Witch Ochaco." The Mad Scientist host directed the camera over to a knocked out Izuku with the two girls still trying to wake him. "Boomstick you know the drill."

"This is the part of the job I love," the Redneck host declared when he sauntered over to Izuku's place and summoned a bucket of water, slashing said boy with it!

Izuku then shot up, and spat water out of his mouth. He coughed a few times the looked left and right fast. "Whowhatwhenwherewhy!?" He asked so fast most didn't know what he was saying. Izuku then remembered where he was and groans, falling back to the ground. "Note to self… try to stop freezing up and/or fainting." He then got back to his feet with the help of Melissa and Witch Ochaco. He then gave a flat look at the two host. "Just please stop slapping and splashing me with water on the face." Izuku was now sopping wet. Wiz just snapped his fingers and Izuku was dry, so was the floor. "Thank you."

"You are quite welcome~" Wiz said, smiling proudly, fixing his glasses.

"Ah..." Mei wined, but still had her smile on her face. "He was making such a great model for suit babies...~"

Izuku, Shouko and Witch Ochaco gave her a flat look that says 'Really'.

"Guessing she's an inventor," Melissa stated, knowing a few from I-Island were like that.


Back in the 1-A dorm, all the students were watching the broadcast with intreg.

Ochako pouted. "I should have taken a picture of that Wild Wild Pussy Cats poster for Deku…"

"Do not worry," Iida stated, doing his hand chopping. "I took the liberty of doing so for when… if Midoriya returns."

"He will return. He may look cuddly, but he is way too stubborn and manly to be trapped like this." Kirishima stated.

"Although it is freaky seeing Todoroki as a girl," Kaminari stated. "No offense."

Said boy shrugged. "I don't know how I feel about this either."

"For all that is worth, you are a cute girl." Tenya tried saying.

"Surprisingly, it does help a little," he admitted.

"Can we talk about how cute Ochako looks as a witch~?" Mina asked in a tease.

"I think I found my next Halloween Costume!" Ochako said.

"Wait!" Toru shouted, getting their attention. "Did anyone take a photo of Young All Might Pajama Izuku!?"

Jiro held her phone, a smirk on her face. "Got it here~"

Send it," all the girls ordered.

"... I'm starting to feel sorry for Izuku…" Sero whispered to the other guys.

"Revelry in the Dark," Tokoyami stated. "I hope he doesn't find out he has people watching this."

… He just had to open his mouth. Never temp Murphy…


Back on set…

Izuku looked confused. "Uh… Why did we do nothing for a few minutes?" He asked wiz and Boomstick, looking at them, the two looked at nothing. He did look at the girls with intrigue, each cute and interesting in their own ways.

He smiled at Milissa, having bonded with her over the I-Expo, the two being quick friends after their first meeting.

Izuku looked at the female version of his stoic classmate. He did think she looked pretty. She saw him, and gave him a small, but warm smile.

He saw Mai look bored, just wanting to get back to her workshop and build something.

He was intrigued by Witch Ochako though. A version of his first friend that could use magic. If only he had a notebook to write this down, and ask her how her powers work.

'She does look cute in that outfit," Izuku thought, before blushing at his thought.

"Apologies about that, Izuku. We were just gauging the reactions from our esteemed audience. So far the reactions are greatly amusing and we've recorded it all to feed into our live-stream for later." Whiz explained leaving Izuku to pale in fear and shock.


"They can see us!?" Everyone, the more emotional people that is, shouted in shock. They all looked around the room to see if they could spot cameras.

"WHERE ARE THEY WATCHING FROM!" Katsuki shouted/roared in anger. "I'LL KILL THEM FOR MAKING ME LOOK WEAK IF THEY SEE ME LIKE THAT!"

"I hate the fact that it actually does make sense, they are hosting a sort of TV-Show, so knowing if the audience actually likes it is something our own shows do as well, even if just by looking at graphs, not directly at people." Tokoyami said.

"I do hope they get my good side~" Aoyama stated, waving his hair.

"Really man…?" Sato asked the French-boy flatly.

"Well they did as they have reality warping powers, unlike our Quirks," Ojiro, being the level headed martial artist, stated, reminding them. "We shouldn't be surprised they can do something like that."

"He does have a point," Momo agreed. "They did bring in a Parallel Universe Ochako."

"Still, the idea that out there, there are Beings of immense power, enough that they treat moving people and things across dimensions as a game, does scare me. What if one of them is more on the unhinged side?" Tenya said, chopping his arms faster with each line.

"Had it happened, I fear there wouldn't have been much we could have done against them. We have rules to follow… They don't do that." Tokoyami answered.

"I still feel like we're being exposed without our consent," Jiro stated, her eraphone jacks taping together in nervousness. "... Let's just get back to watching the green bean…"


"Audience!? Livestream!? YOU MEAN THIS IS BEING SHOWN LIVE ON AIR!? Izuku shouted, a waterfall of tears flowing down. How many are watching him? How much of a fool is he going to be shown as?

"First off, relax okay, and stop with the water works, we don't want to flood the place. This isn't being shown to every person on Earth, just a very select few back at U.A. High. Namely your friends, classmates and some of your teachers." Wiz answered and discreetly coughed 'A few others too'.

"... So this is how U.A. dies. Fair enough. No witnesses to cringe, means no cringe happened, after all…" Izuku muttered.

"Boomstick, get your fists ready to slap him back to normal, don't want a lawsuit on our hands… again…." Wiz added, causing Izuku to bolt right up, Izuku going back to normal, and deterring a sadly sighing Boomstick.

"Okay, maybe I was going a bit overboard…" Izuku sweatdropped, no idea where those dark thoughts came from.

"I am sure someone out there liked it, don't worry. Just don't make it a habit." Wiz stated.

Izuku sweatdropped. "... Riiiight… Anyways… How do I choose who to go on a date with? Do I just pick any of them?"

"Remember the doors from which the girls came out from?" Wiz asked, getting a nod from Izuku. "A light will appear over them, and with flash over them. When it stops on one of the doors, that's the girl you'll be going on your date with."

"Huh… I thought I'd have to pick," Izuku stated.

"We did that with Jaune, but we changed it so it wouldn't get boring," Boomstick stated, opening a can of beer to drink.

"We also noticed an increase in viewership if we had casualty do the thing, Audience likes to bet on who will be the next girl," Wiz added.

Izuku sweatdropped again. "Right…"

"Look at it like this, you are free of guilt about not choosing another girl, chance is choosing," Boomstick answered.

"... I guess that does help a bit…" Izuku muttered out.

"Okay then, are you ready for your first date Izuku?" Wiz asked the young teen hero.

"No… But I'll do my best, I guess," Izuku answered.

"Good answer there Green Bean," Boomstick stated while throwing the empty beer behind him without looking. He then shouted while pushing a button, "Now, Here We Go!" Just then the light above the doors started to move around at rapid speed.

"Did you really have to use the DBX shout…?" Wiz asked his co-host flatly.

"Hey! Hype helps! We need to keep the audience awake!" Boomstick stated, pulling out another beer.


"Who do you guys think it's going to land on?" Kaminari asked the others.

"Who the fuck gives a care, Pikachu…?" Katsuk asked, not interested in the show at all.

"If you are afraid to lose the bet…"

"STFU!"

"I say it will be Melissa." Ochako said.

"I'm surprised you didn't pick yourself," Mina stated, teasing her.

"Fucking ulikely. Mei, that crazy bitch will be the next."

"I'm going to say Shouko," Jiro stated.

"What does the loser get?" Shoto asked.

"Losers will have to cover the Winner's cooking, cleaning and other duties, every turn. For a week." Kirishima said, smirking.

"Sounds fair," Sero agreed.


The light was starting to slow down, Izuku was worried who he was going to be going with. He wasn't sure if this was good or bad, but he'd try his hardest to make the date go well.

"Breath, kid. Is a date, not a fight to death." Wiz muttered.

"Still figuring out who to put him against in Death Battle…" Boomstick muttered into his can of beer.

"After this we'll comb the list again." Wiz answered. Those that heard this sweatdropped.

The light finally stopped and it ladder on Meilissa's door.

"Me… Me… Melissa?!" Izuku asked in shock.

"Hu-uh! An easy one, I believe, I am told you two have way too much in common…" Wiz said, "Honestly, this feels like cheating, way too easy." he then muttered.

"You're just salty that he can get girls easier than you, and he's a bigger nerd than you are," Boomstick stated. Wiz grumbled at this remark, making the audience laugh or giggle.

"Shut up." the man said, sourly.


Those that voted for Melissa cheered, while those who voted for someone else groaned.

"OH COME ON!" Katsuki shouted in anger.

"Never underestimate a girl's sixth sense! And as luck would have it, it was my turn to clean the common room and showers… And that means you will have to do it in my place, Bakugou." Ochako answered, smirking cruelly.

Tick-marks were popping on his head, his teeth grinding in anger.


"Okay then!" Wiz started, getting back to normal. "Now that your date has been chosen; Now go over and follow into the portal so that your time/space date will take place. Just remember that various factors in the date will affect your plausibility score of ending up with Melissa Shield in the future. This often pertains to parallels with similar personalities to their counterparts, ya know. Fun fact; if the counterpart is nothing like the original character then it affects plausibility because of greatly contrasting personalities. Also note that the other three girls will be waiting for their turn with you. Now go have fun, kiddo." All this was said in a single breath at ludicrous speed, enough Izuku almost didn't understand a word.

Izuku felt his hands get taken in by Melissa. Izuku smiled nervously, while Melissa smiled brightly. The two walked into the portal door frame behind them and ended up on I-Island, during a festival/carnival on Heroes Day.


The screen on the display switched to the two's location rather than the game show stage.

It was an amazing sight. There were all kinds of rides, games and food stands set up. People using their Quirks to bring joy and have fun, and do tricks for the kids."

"Whoa, is the The Hero Day I-Island Festival?" Izuku asked in aw. He turned to Melissa and smiled, his nerviosos gone. "Is it like this every year for you?"

"Kinda, a bit lonely, though." she answered with a sad smile.

"Lonely?"

"Eeeh, I am a bit of a nerd, and the 'Nerdy Girl' is not exactly popular nowadays, if you don't have a Quirk." She muttered that last part.

"Then I guess I have to make sure it won't be lonely this time too?"

"Huhuhu! Seems like it." Melissa answered, chuckling.

Izuku smiled, holding his hand to her. "Will you show me around then, like at I-Expo?" he asked her.

"It will be my pleasure,"

"Just… Tell me if I start rambling about Heroes, okay?"

"Huhuhu! Oh, you will have to do the same with me too, most likely! And Tech ideas as well." she answered, amused.

The two giggled and ran off to enjoy themselves with each other. They first went on the ferris wheel, riding next to each other. They next went to a haunted house, an actual scary one, both held each other, but laughed after the ride was done. They next went on a rollercoaster that was was made be be an homage to All Might, both screaming in fear and terror. They then stopped and ate, both talking about heroes and technology, both having good ideas. Izuku then played a game of Strong Man, hitting and ringing the bell, winning them both an All Might teddy bear.

"My Hero!" Melissa said, chuckling.

"Always ready, my dear!" Izuku answered with an exaggerated flex that made her giggle.


"This really is an easy one…" Ochako said with a whisper.

"Well they do seem to have a good time, I almost envy them," Mina stated.

"And the Fair does have tons of ways for couples to have fun," Denki stated, smirking.


In the last few minutes of the date, it had turned to night time, and a fireworks show was going to show. Both sitting on a bench to watch.

Melissa looked down, looking upset, Izuku seeing this, moved closer to her.

"Me-Melissa, are you alright?" he asked her in worry. "D-Did I do something wrong?"

"N-No… It's just that… this has been the best day of my life… And now I am just wondering… why be with me…?"

Izuku looked confused. "Why wouldn't I?"

"I… I just think you're way out of my league.." she stated. "I'm just the 'Daughter of David Shield'... I don't even have a Quirk to help people…I just can help with my technology…"

Izuku grabbed her hands and made her look at him. "No way! If anything, you're the one way out of my league!" Izuku stated. He then looked down. "... I only got lucky… I didn't know I had a Quirk, until a year ago… Turns out, I had a stockpiling Quirk that needed time to awaken to use… I almost gave up on my dreams because of being 'Quirkless'… I can't even control it perfectly yet… But you kept going, you showed that you could be a hero in your own way. And if it wasn't for you and your gear, I wouldn't have won and saved your father." He smiled at her. "So you're my hero Melissa~"

Melissa started to cry, making Izuku freak out. But she was crying in joy. "T-Thank you Deku~" she stated, smiling at him, whipping her tears away. "Thank you for saying I could be a hero…~"

"Not just could be, you already are, to me." Izuku stated, both smiling warmly to one another

Just then, the fireworks went off, further enhancing the moment. The two leaned in, slowly, and then kissed, and the show went on.


All the girls gushed at the sweet moment. Ochako didn't know whether to gush, or feel jealous.

Denki was clutching his heart playfully. "GAH, My heart~! Too much sweetness~!"

"Gah! Why can't I be that smooth…!" Mineta shouted, crying at the unfairness of Izuku's Harem EX stat.

"You have many worse problems than not being smooth, like living on the line between 'Pervert Archetype' and 'Molester that should have been arrested long ago.'" Katsuki answered, sneering.

Mineta gulped in fear.


Izuku and Melissa broke the kiss, both blushing, but smiling.

"Now… This is a good way to close a date." Melissa admitted.

Izuku gave a sheepish laugh, but agreed. "I'm glad you're feeling better."

Just then the portal opened up, signifying that the date time was up.

"I guess that our date is over now," Melissa stated.

"For now… I wouldn't mind another… i-if possible…" Izuku muttered.

Melissa smiled, both walking to the portal.


The portal opened up and out from the doorway came Izuku Midoriya, his prize from the date in hand. Melissa stood behind bidding him a sweet farewell with a loving smile, hugging her All Might Teddy Bear.

"That does it for your date, amigo. There's a solid chance, depending on the plausibility ratio, that this version will come back during randomization for more dates. If the ratio builds up to two hundred percent then a glimpse into a very likely future will project onto the screen there. Don't worry, you'll see little Ms. Stark again." Boomstick addressed as Izuku placed his hands on the mirrored surface of the doorway portal.

"Sounds needlessly complicated." Izuku admitted.

"Because it is, but the audience somehow loved it, so we kept it." Wiz answered with a shrug. "And I will admit, you did well helping Melissa with her emotions." Wiz gathered himself soon enough and addressed the audience along with Izuku. "Well I think I speak for all of us that the date we just witnessed proved to be powerful for both the participants as well as the audience it seems…"

At that a recording of an audience clapping with enthusiasm went played. The other three girls joined in the applause, congratulating Izuku.


"I must admit, Midoriya did splendidly on his date," Iida stated, proud of his best friend.

"I honestly thought he'd choke on the emotional landfield when Melissa was doubting herself," Mina stated. "Glad I was wrong."

"All luck." Mineta grumbled.

"I wonder what Ochako's date will be like~" Jiro teased the Gravity Girl.

Ochako just blushed, and was floating… again.

"Heee-heee-heee! I can't wait! Me and Deku-kun… All Lovey-dovey… Yeeeees!" she said with a dreamy voice and a drawn-out silly laugh.


"Aaaannnddd…the plausibility ratio says…" Wiz announced catching Izuku's attention from the now sealed doorway portal. He looked up to see a large circular hologram display just above the main game board screen.

The percentage ratio was double digits and would determine if he was successful enough on that date to merit a future with Melissa Sheild.

'I always thought Melissa was pretty… I just never noticed. thinking I wasn't worthy of her… And that was also my first kiss as well… It felt… nice…' He mused.

"Whooo that's a whopper! Damn son, you got the charm like Jaune does!" Boomstick called out and Izuku snapped out of his thoughts to see a number that made his eyes go wide.

"87% plausibility on the first go! That is amazing. Almost close to what Jauner had on his first date!" Wiz announced and pressed a button on his own podium creating the sound effect of the audience crowd clapping and cheering again.

"So it's good?" Izuku asked, surprised at the high score.

"Very good, Boyo! Hardly anybody goes above 60 on the first date! You got some innate charm buried in there somewhere, you chick magnet! Ha-ah!" Boomstick answered.


"Dang, who knew Green Bean was that good," Jiro stated, surprised.

"I knew." Tsuyu said, smirking.

"Nobody likes a smartass, froggie," Mina answered, huffing.

Tsuyu just ribbited smugly in answer.

"So manly!" no surprise who shouted that.

"Keep it down, shitty hair!" Katsuki barked at the fake redhead.

"He truly was sparkling~" Aoyama stated, with a flourish.

"Let's keep watching to see what happens next," Toru stated.


"So that version of Melisaa is coming back later?" Izuku asked when he stood in front of the other three women standing in front of their doorways.

"You know it. With ratios that high it's guaranteed, at least two or more dates in it'll reach maximum and then we show you a glimpse of the future. I probably didn't mention this earlier, but if you're wondering how to get your 'rewards' like specialized training or the Wheel of Infinite Prizes then all you need to do is entertain. Having that high of a ratio with the contestants does the job for you. Right now, Izuku, let's spin you the wheel, and see what you earned," Wiz stated, pulling out a remote, and summoning the giant wheel again.

"Come on, boy! Spin Da Wheel! Let's see if Luck with girls translates to Luck with prizes!" Boomstick said.

Izuku walked up to it, and spun it. It was moving at a good speed, the audience wondering what Izuku would get, it kept spinning until it landed on a blank area. Before Izukui could ask, words started to appear, reading Elemental Magic, in different languages.

"Oh~ looks like you just became a wizard, Izuku," Wiz stated, using said famous line.

"Hurray…?"

"It's not so bad, Manipulating Elements through Magic is a nice prize, beats the one next to it: 'Awesome beard', at least Magic is actually useful." Wiz answered.

Just then, Izuku felt power surging through him, feeling like he did when using One For All, but he felt more than it. "W-Whoa…" Izuku said in awe.

"Cool, eh? Just remember to scream 'UNLIMITED POWER!' when shooting lightning, it makes the spell more powerful!" Boomstick said.

"Not true, don't listen to the moron," Wiz added.

"... If Togata-Senpai is watching this… he might make me do it anyways…" Izuku stated, with a flat look.


In another area, said Big Three and Eri where they watched the stream in the hospital, his two friends looking at said blond Tintin.

"... I am not apologizing," Mirio muttered.


In the 1-A dorms, people were holding their laughter in, but not everyone.

Mina and Toru were laughing without restraint.


"Anyways, right now, Izuku, you have the choice of either selecting your training session now, since you have your new powers, or taking on another contestant." Wiz offered. "Keep in mind, if your date is willing and allows it, you can also train as well with them."

Izuku nodded. "Got it." Izuku looked across the selection of women looking at him.

Mei was fidgeting, wanting to take apart something, or build something, and was getting anxious. Witch Ochako was in awe, now that Izuku had magic, he feels like she'd help him with it on their date. He was having trouble reading Shouko, since she was as stoic as her male counterpart.

Izuku sighed to himself and turned around to face the hosts. "I… am willing to put off training for now to go on more dates, I don't want to keep the girls waiting. It's bad manners."

"EH! That pretty much guarantees you an extra 1 to 2%. Good choice." Wiz said, chuckling. "Now, before we choose the next girl, we will bring in the next one. We'll select another randomized candidate in the place of Melissa Shield. Get your counter ready."

"Anyways, let's introduce the next girl to date!" Boomstick shouted.

The door that Melissa walked though opened up and out came out a seductive teen girl that wore the UA uniform. She had long spiky black hair, glasses that added to her natural air of seduction. She gave a seductive kiss to the green bean.

Izuku's jaw dropped to the floor. He'd recognize this girl anywhere, due to him being a hero nerd.

"…This one is teenage Nemuri Kayama, a.k.a. R-Rated Heroine: Midnight!" Wiz announced as the young woman adjusted her glasses and blew a kiss to Izuku.

"Heeey! I get to date a cutie? Nice! You even know my Hero name already! Are you a fan?"

Izuku gave a sheepish chuckle. "Ahehehe… Y-Yeah… I'm a hero fanboy… This is kinda awkward though… Meeting you as a teen…"

"So I'm your teacher I heard~ Any naught thoughts you get from seeing me~?" she teased him.

"... Nnnoooo?"

"And that means yes," She said with a smirk.

"ONLY ONCE!"

"Once only? Oh, Poo! Did I get ugly and old?"

"NO! YOU ARE STILL AMAZING… AND I WON'T SAY MORE BEFORE I DIG MY OWN GRAVE AND/OR RUIN THE SPACE/TIME CONTINUUM!"

"Can you not be so vulgar…?" Witch Ochako asked her in a deadpan manner. "You're like the succubus back home…"

Nemuri only giggles.

"Well before we have your next date chosen, next we'll air a quick commercial break for our viewers which includes fun facts and… more pictures of you in hero costumes as a kid." Wiz declared.

"I will find a way to kill you both." Izuku hissed.

Boomstick only laughed. "You can't kill us, ahahaha… He can't kill us…Yeah?"

"Just to be sure, don't tempt fate, Boomstick." Wiz answered. He then turned to Izuku. "Sorry, Izuku, but if the girls liked a man rocking a hero cosplay then they'll adore you even more as a kid in one." Wiz commented, ignoring Izuku's comical frustration.

"You… I will make it last with you before the finishing blow…"

"Come on, young man… It's all in good fun."

Just then a picture of young shonen Izuku in a onesie of Present Mic Hero Costume, even imitating the man's screaming. Inko was gushing and hugging him, calling him her little hero.


"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! HE IS SO CUTE! AAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

"MIC! Stop screaming!" Aizawa yelled in anger.

All Might spat up a giant glob of blood from laughter. "AHAHAHAHAHA! He's such a fanboy!"

"Don't you start…" Aizawa grumbled. He then glared at Kayama. "And don't you get any ideas."

"I have no idea what you're talking about, besides, we can't have-" she was interrupted when the speakers to the staff room came on, and only there.

"I'll allow student-teacher relationships as long as it's professional~" came the voice of Nezui, the speakers then turned off.

"NEMURI NO!"

"NEMURI YES! FINALLY!"

"... Goddamnit." Aizawa muttered.

"It was only a matter of time, Shouta." Hizashi said while patting his back.

"Goddamnit…"

In his office, Nezui was laughing and having a field day.


"Kyyeaaaagghhh!" The girls all screeched in gushing reactions to the picture's over-the-top cuteness of little hero Izuku. The boys heard the sounds of multiple heads collapsing on the floor with pools of nose blood seeping out from the unconscious girls.

"Damn… Midoriya's got the charm," Kaminari stated.

"And I got diabetes… AND MY POWER IS SUGAR BASED!" Sato stated.

"I am just as cute…" Mineta said.

"No you are not, midget. No you are not." Kirishima said while patting his back.

Iida came back with towels to clean up the mess. "I do hope they can stop this, it is undignified for heroes to act like this."

"Just wipe that shit off, glasses, before this place smells like a slaughterhouse for weeks." Katsuki said while swiping the blood away.

Yuga took a photo of the picture to give to the girls later. "But he has such a pure and dazzling light that not even the darkest place can hide~"

"HISSSS! HISSSS! IT BURNS US! THE LIGHT OF INNOCENCE BURNS US!"

"Yes, way too much light." Fumikage said while Dark Shadow kept hiding from the sheer pureness of baby Izu.

"I wonder how Ibara is reacting, she was already calling Izuku an Angel of God, what did happen to her after seeing that?" Shoji asked, curious.

"Oh, no…" Many muttered as one in horror.


In 1-B's Dorm Ibara was on her knees, her arms to the heavens. "I SEE NOW MY LORD THAT YOU HAVE BROUGHT AN ANGEL OF YOURS TO OUR LAND TO PURIFY IT LIKE YOUR SON JESUS! HE WILL BRING A NEW ERA OF LIGHT IN YOUR NAME AND VANQUES ALL EVILS AND PURIFY ALL SINNERS, REDEEMING THEM-!"

Her classmates were trying to pry her from her holy blessing and her ,almost zeles, preaching.

"Prez! Get the bat!" Setsuna yelled.

"I can't hold her!" Pony yelled, scared.

"-HE IS THE NEW ARCANGEL, A WARRIOR TO PURIFY ALL IN OUR LORDS NAME!"

Monoma scoffed. "He's no angel, only a glory seeking hog who is nothing but an inferior person to our-" he was cut off when vines ensnared him like snakes.

"YOU SHALL NOT SPEAK ILL AND HERESY OF GOD'S CHOSEN!"

"HEEEEEEEEEELP!" Monoma shrieked in fear.

"Ibara! Stop this at once!" Itsuka ordered.

"If you stop now I will give you my collection of used shirts I borrowed from him." Yui said, utterly calm.

"... Deal." Ibara answered, immediately dropping everything. "It shall be a holy object."

"... Why must I be the only sane one here…?" Itsuka asked, facepalming.


Izuku got a shiver down his spine, and looked at the two hosts. "I fear you might have unleashed something with that photo…"

"We are not responsible for death, dismemberment, death by snoo-snoo, harem formation, and/or fanatic worshipers that start wars in your name. Sorry, it was in the waver you signed." Boomstick said.

"I DIDN'T SIGN ANYTHING! I WAS FORCED HERE!" Izuku shouted.

"Press here." Wiz said, holding a red button.

"Here?" Izuku asked, confused, and pressed it.

"THANK YOU FOR SIGNING THE WAIVER!"

"FUUUUUU…Dge." Izuku went to bash his head on the wall.

"You can get entertainment like this on tv nowadays~" Boomstick stated, drinking a beer.

"While he's venting his stress and frustration, we'll try and call him down," Wiz stated. "We'll be back after these commercial breaks."

To be continued…

Next contestant- Magic Lessons with Witch Ochaco Uraraka

Candidate options for after Witch Ochaco's date, take your pick below and list specific characters according to that option.

A)Present day MHA/BNHA character

B) Timeskip/Younger MHA/BNHA character

C) Superheroine AU character

D) Wildcard

E) R63 character

F) Other

(Groans) Finally done with this…

Mina: "What took so long?"

Wasn't feeling it, and asked help from a friend who likes writing chaos in stories, I do too, but it helps to have help.

Joy: A second opinion always helps, yep!

Mina: "Who are you?"

Joy: A Friend passing by, another artist like Light/Xara and an enjoyer of chaotic situations.

He wasn't too sure about it at first, though.

Joy: Changed my heart in the end, this is very good.

Mina: (Smirks) "Glad you're on board~"

Alright, Alright, enough lollygagging, this is a year overdue and I want to finally post it.I'll be linking Azure megacyber's site and his story, The Game show of Jaune Arc's dating life, which this story is based on, and Joy's channel so you can read his stories as well. We hope you all enjoyed the chapter and hope to see you next time.

Mina: (Waves) "Bye~!"

Joy: Come back for the next Chapter! It's worth it! Promise! 3

And with that, we'll see you all in the next chapter.

Please R&R

Azure megacyber page: fanfiction u / 6752186 / Azure-megacyber

The Game show of Jaune Arc's dating life: fanfiction s / 12219930 / 1 / The-Game-show-of-Jaune-Arc-s-dating-life

Links to my Co-Writer's pages:

archiveofourown users / JoySeeker101 / pseuds / JoySeeker101

fanfiction u / 4123328/