Chapter 2: Blossom Fang (2):
Recap:
"Sorry," says Mikey, "I've been getting these weird phone calls lately."
My name is Blossom Fang, and I am a witch from the Netherworld.
"Would it help if I say what the caller keeps talking about," asks Mikey.
"That might," I said.
"They keep saying 'Get rid of her! She's an awful girl! She's horrible! The show would be better without her!'"
"Who could that be about," I asked.
We then thought about it. "Lily," we both said.
Then Guano and Gonard came. "We found where the call came from," says Guano.
"It was Ozu," says Gonard.
"No," says Guano, "no it wasn't! Come on!"
"Who are you," asks Mikey.
"You can call me Anonymous, and I am so glad you could all come and hear me out!"
"I'M GOING TO KILL YOU FOR WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT ME," shouts Lily.
"I'm afraid you're mistaken," says Anonymous, "this isn't about you! I want you all to get rid of Blossom Fang!"
"Me," I asked.
"You're awful and horrible and you ruined the show," says Anonymous, "and if she stays on, I will destroy you all!"
I then thought about it... "He knows I'm a witch," I said.
Blossom's POV:
My name is Blossom Fang, and we are surrounded by gators.
"I got it," says Gonard, "they won't stop until they eat us, right? So... let's let them eat us!"
"That plan might just be crazy enough," begins Lily, "to prove you haven't evolved yet!"
"We need a real plan," says Guano.
"I am a witch," I said.
"That's right," says Mitsuki, "you could do something to the gators!"
I then blasted all the gators, knocking them all down! "Let's go," I said.
...
We managed to escape that room and now we're looking for Anonymous. "It doesn't have to be this way! Just get rid of the new girl and you will all be spared!"
"Not gonna happen," says Gonard, "and if you don't show yourself, then by the power vested in me, I now pronounce you man and wife!"
"Does anyone hear that weird sound," asks Guano.
Then these robots came. "You may kiss the bride," says Gonard.
We then ran as the robots chased after us.
...
"Who is this guy," asks Mitsuki.
"Maybe he's a UFO," says Gonard, "and I know UFO's!" He then looks at his sandwich. "Hey, who took a bite out of my UFO?"
"This way," says Guano.
...
We were then searching for Anonymous, but we had to avoid the robots. I then found a door and I broke through!
"Anonymous," I said.
Turns out, it was the bathroom. I was embarrassed.
...
I then found another door and I opened that, and it was Yes-Man and Yoshi LARPing. I was confused.
...
I then found another door and this time I did find Anonymous. "Anonymous," I said. He then attacked me. I then blasted him off.
"How did you do that?"
"Like you don't know," I said. I then removed his mask. "How did you find out I was a witch?"
"Wait, you're a witch?"
"You... you didn't know?"
"I had no idea!"
"Then why are you trying to get rid of me," I asked.
"My name is Taisho Tamura, and I am LilyMu's biggest fan, but I felt that adding you in ruins the show!"
"You mean all of this was a personal opinion," I asked.
"Pretty much... yeah, I guess it was kind of stupid, huhh?"
I then sighed. "You realize I'm going to take you to the police, right," I asked.
"That's fair. And I promise not to tell anyone you're a witch! They'd think I was crazy, anyway!"
...
Taisho was then taken to jail. "Well, this was dumb," says Lily.
"Hey, you guys caught him," says Nanami.
"Yeah," I said, while blushing, "we sure did!"
"I guess this witch hunt is over," says Nanami.
"What," asks Gonard, "there are no witches and Blossom is not one of them!"
"It was just a figure of speech," says Nanami, "though witches are real! And I know Blossom couldn't be one... because witches are evil, unholy creatures that have to be taken down! I'm from a family of witch hunters! Well... see ya!" She then walks away.
I was uncomfortable.
LilyMu:
(Gonard has created a fierce storm)
Gonard: Thanks to my weather machine, all of Tokyo will be no more! Unleash the lightning!
Blossom: Yes, Master Gonard!
(Team LilyMu arrives)
Mikey: Not today, Gonard!
Gonard: The Lilyfools! Destroy them!
(There was a fight and this time, there were no interruptions)
(Mikey then takes me and Gonard down)
Mikey: That's what happens when you mess with the weather!
In the next chapter, LilyMu gets a mecha.
