Chapter 3: LilyMecha:
LilyMu:
(Gonard has unleashed a giant two-headed serpent)
Blossom: The monster is doing its job well, Master Gonard!
Gonard: Excelent, Blossom, soon, all of Tokyo will bow before me!
Mikey: Not today!
(Team LilyMu arrives with a mecha)
Gonard: NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOO!
Mikey: Activating Plazma Cannon!
(Plazma Cannon destroys half the studio)
(Everyone is shocked)
Guano: CUT!
Blossom's POV:
Ozu was on the phone. "You sold us a real mecha," asks Ozu, angrily, "we run a TV show! What are we going to do with a real mecha?" The other end talks. "I see." Ozu hangs up. "He said it's not his problem."
"Guys, think about this," says Mikey, "we have an actual giant robot! Imagine the possibilities!"
"Mikey, the idea of you piloting a giant robot in Tokyo terrifies me," says Ozu.
"I'm in a fetal position," says Yes-Man.
"Promise me you will not drive that robot," says Ozu.
"Okay, I promise," says Mikey.
"Uncross your fingers," says Ozu. Mikey does so. "And your toes!" Mikey does so. "And your eyes! Honestly, I don't know why you thought no one would notice that."
"Yeah, even I wouldn't be that dumb," says Gonard, "and I drink out of the toilet!"
Mikey ran out of things to cross, so maybe he won't play with the robot... maybe...
...
I was walking when I saw someone (Mikey) walking into the robot. I knew this was going to be a bad thing! I then ran to it.
Guano's POV:
We were getting the studio ready.
"We can't let anything ruin this," I said.
"Hello Guano!"
"Like that," I said. It was my directing nemesis, Alice! "What do you want?"
"I see half your studio was blown up," says Alice, "I'm impressed, that's less then I expected!"
"And how's your other world thing," I asked.
"If you mean 'I died and woke up in another world where I'm a princess who has to save the kingdom from my demon second cousin on my Mom's side', it's doing great because it's actually a good show!"
"First, that title is way too long," I said, "and second, LilyMu is way better than that!"
"If you say so," says Alice. She then leaves.
"She might try to sabotage the set," I said.
"Why," asks Lily, "we already got Mikey for that!"
"We can't risk it," I said.
Blossom's POV:
I entered the mecha and saw Mikey at the controls. "Mikey, what are you doing," I asked.
"I'm not playing with the mecha, you are," says Mikey. He then presses a button and the mecha starts moving.
"Oh no," I said.
...
Mikey was driving the robot through Tokyo. "Mikey, this is a bad idea," I said.
"Come on," says Mikey, "what harm could it do?" We then stepped on something.
"What was that," I asked.
Mikey looks. "UUUUUUUUUhhhhhhhhh... we stepped on Nanami Nakamoto's car," says Mikey.
"What," I asked, "we just destroyed the car of the girl I love!"
"Who also hates witches," says Mikey, "honestly, I think you can do better."
I was about to attack him, but the mecha just kept moving.
Guano's POV:
"Okay, now we should get things ready," I said.
"Bad news," says Gonard, "Mikey and Blossom are missing!"
"What," I asked, "this has to be Alice!"
"Or Mikey's playing with the mecha," says Lily.
"Yeah, that's more then likely," I said, "but just to be safe, Mitsuki and Gonard will look for the mecha and Lily, you and me are going to talk to Alice!"
Blossom's POV:
Mikey was still driving the mecha and still destroying things.
"Mikey, this is a bad idea," I said.
"Okay, so we're destroying everything in sight," says Mikey, "but no one's going to find out it was us!"
"You're an idiot," I said.
"Nevermind that," says Mikey, "I think I see Mega Burger!" Mikey then had the mecha lift the restaraunt.
"This is really bad," I said.
"What could happen," asks Mikey.
"Mikey," says Mitsuki.
"How did you guys get in," asks Mikey.
"You left the door open," says Gonard.
"Oh," says Mikey.
Guano's POV:
We were at the studio that makes Alice's show. "I just got a call from Mitsuki," I said, "sorry Alice."
"It's not your fault you can't keep your actors under control," says Alice, "now, if you excuse me, the dragon has to turn into a car that the pirate can drive around in the western town!"
"What is your show about," asks Lily.
"It's right there in the title," says Alice.
"The title that's longer than your show," I said.
Blossom's POV:
Ozu was yelling at Mikey.
"Now, I found the receipt," says Ozu, "we are returning that mecha... AFTER YOU FIX ALL THE DAMAGES YOU HAVE CAUSED!"
LilyMu:
(Gonard has unleashed a giant two-headed serpent)
Blossom: The monster is doing its job well, Master Gonard!
Gonard: Excelent, Blossom, soon, all of Tokyo will bow before me!
Mikey: Not today!
(Team LilyMu arrives with the Battlewagon and crash into the serpent)
(Gonard and Blossom are tied up)
Mikey: There's no substitute for the classics!
In the next chapter, Alice tries to convince Blossom to join her show.
