Chapter 4: Alice:

LilyMu:

(Lily, Mitsuki, and Guano are all tied up)

Mikey: Let them go, Gonard!

Gonard: Oh, I will, if you can defeat Blossom in a hockey game!

(Blossom has a hockey stick)

(Mikey and Blossom are about to play, but then there's an iterruption)

Alice: What do we have here?

Guano: CUT!

Blossom's POV:

"What are you doing here," asks Guano.

"I came to see your sad attempt at a show," says Alice.

"Our show is way better than yours," says Guano.

"What is your show about, anyway," asks Blossom.

"It's an Isekai," says Alice. That just leaves me more confused. "It's about a person ending up in another world!" That actually sounds like my life. Alice then looks at me. "Y'know, you look like you'd actually be perfect for my show!"

"UUUUUUUUUmmmmmmmmm... thanks, but I'm happy on this one," I said.

"Your lost," says Alice, "but if you really wanna stay with these weirdos..."

"You're calling us weird," asks Lily. Mikey and Gonard are playing with shoes. "I see your point, but your show has a fox trying to marry a rabbit!"

"Later," says Alice. She then leaves.

"I really don't like her," says Guano, "okay, we might as well take a break."

...

I was walking when I ran into Alice. "Hey, Blossom, right," asks Alice.

"UUUUUUUUUhhhhhhhhh... yeah," I said, "is there something I can help you with?"

"I understand... actually, I don't understand why you would prefer LilyMu, but it's your choice. At least let me show you my studio," says Alice.

"UUUUUUUUUhhhhhhhhh... sure," I said.

...

I then saw the set of her show.

"This is the set of 'I died and woke up in another world where I'm a princess who has to save the kingdom from my demon second cousin on my Mom's side'," says Alice.

"Wow," I said. It was amazing.

"We even have more actors," says Alice, "while Ozu's too cheap to use more than the ones he has. And here's the head of our studio, Mabuchi Murai!"

"So nice to meet you," says Mabuchi.

"Mr. Murai, bad news, I lost my sword!"

"Oh, well, that's too bad," says Mabuchi, "I'm sure you'll find it!"

"Wow," I said, "Ozu would've yelled at him!"

"Ozu thinks he rules the world," says Alice, "but we both know he's just too demanding!"

"Your soda, Miss Hart," says a butler.

"Thank you," says Alice.

"Your last name is Hart," I asked.

"Say Blossom, I got a real treat for you," says Alice. These muscular guys show up.

"That's nice," I said, "but I'm a lesbian!"

"Oh," says Alice, "you guys can wait in my dressing room. Well, maybe you'll like our star! Oh, Claire!" Claire showed up and I started to blush. "Claire's from France and she plays the girl who dies and wakes up as a princess that... well, you know the rest!"

"Y-yeah," I said.

"So, what do you think so far," asks Alice.

"It's... amazing... but I think I'd rather stick with LilyMu," I said.

"If that's how you feel," says Alice.

I then left.

Guano's POV:

I was polishing my crystal thing.

"Guano," says Ozu, "I'm taking Yes-Man to the Doctor for his S-H-O-T and while I'm gone, you're in charge!"

"WHAT," I shouted, "why me?"

"Because you're my son," says Ozu, "goodbye!" They left.

"Things were a lot simpler when I wasn't," I said.

Blossom's POV:

I was walking. "Hey Blossom," says Nanami.

"Oh, hi Nanami," I said.

"Where have you been," I asked, "I was hoping we could hang out."

"Y-you were," I asked. I then fantacized what that could be like. We were dressed like the characters from that anime... what was it called again? Either way, she's dressed like the Rose Bride.

"Blossom, are you okay," asks Nanami.

I then paused. "Oh... uuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh... I'm fine," I said.

"Good because someone's calling your name," asks Nanami.

I then looked. "Isn't that Claire," I asked.

"Claire," asks Nanami.

"Yeah, you know her," I asked.

"Is that Nanami," asks Claire, "how've you been?"

"I'll be going," says Nanami. She walks away.

"Wait..." I began.

"So, anyway, Cherry Blossom, I was hoping we could get to know each other," says Claire.

"I..." I lost my chance to hang out with the girl I love, but she does hate witches... maybe I could hang with Claire.

Guano's POV:

I was educating Gonard. "The hook goes in the hole," I said, "got it?"

"Got it," says a confused Gonard.

"Hey, anyone seen Blossom," I asked.

"I'm sure she's around," I said.

Blossom's POV:

I had a lot of fun with Claire. "This was amazing," I said.

"I'm glad you liked it," says Claire. She then kissed me on the cheek and left. I just stared.

...

I walked back in. "Where have you been," asks Guano.

"Oh... I was nowhere," I said.

Guano didn't believe that.

...

I saw a trailer for the new Dragon Panda movie! I was excited! Too bad none of my friends like that franchise. They think the idea of a panda that rides a dragon makes no sense. And one of them is Gonard!

...

I was at the theater. "Are you alone," asks Alice.

"Oh, I just came here to see Dragon Panda," I said.

"What a coincidence," says Alice, "Claire and me love that movie too!"

"Why don't we join you," asks Claire.

"UUUUUUUUUmmmmmmmmm... okay," I said.

Guano's POV:

"I just know Alice is up to something," I said.

"I know what to do," says Gonard, "all we have to do is read Alice's mind!"

"I have a better idea," says Nanami, "I'm going to talk to Blossom!"

Blossom's POV:

I was walking when Nanami showed up. "Blossom, we need to talk," says Nanami.

"Is there a problem," I asked.

"Alice is using you," says Nanami.

"What are you talking about," I asked.

"Look, I dated Claire and she is actually the meanest, most self-centered, spoiled person I've ever known next to Lily," says Nanami.

"She seemed so nice to me," I asked.

"Would you want someone to know how mean you actually were," asks Nanami.

"Good point," I said.

"She and Alice are just trying to get you to leave LilyMu and go to her show... that has a title I can never remember!"

"No, they trust my decision," I said.

"That movie made no sense at all," says Claire.

We then overheard them.

"I know," says Alice, "but it'll be worth it when we get her on our show and finally beat Guano and his stupid show!"

"What is with you and that purple hairball anyway," asks Claire.

"He knows what he did," says Alice.

"Alice Hart," I said, "you are a manipulative jerk! I want no part in your show and Claire, you're not that attractive!" Okay, she is, but not on the inside. We then walked away.

...

We were back at LilyMu and I told them everything.

"You drop your ice cream on someone's shoe one time and she tries to take one of your actors," says Guano.

"Don't worry," I said, "I will never leave LilyMu!" I then looked at Nanami and we smiled at each other.

LilyMu:

(Lily, Mitsuki, and Guano are all tied up)

Mikey: Let them go, Gonard!

Gonard: Oh, I will, if you can defeat Blossom in a hockey game!

(Blossom has a hockey stick)

(Mikey and Blossom play, but then Mikey wins, and Team LilyMu is freed)

Mikey: GOOOAAALLL!

In the next chapter, Socky assembles the Cat Burglar, the Phantom, the Garbage Man, and Reiko to get revenge on LilyMu.