Chapter 5: The League of Bad Guys Who Hate LilyMu:

LilyMu:

(Team LilyMu has entered Gonard's lair)

Mikey: It's over, Gonard!

Gonard: Not today, Lilyfools! Behold, your new twins!

(The door opens... but no one enters)

Guano: CUT!

Blossom's POV:

"Where are the actors playing our evil twins," asks Guano.

"Oh... is that who those guys were," asks Mikey, "I thought they were posers trying to steal our lives, so I locked them in a closet."

"UUUUUUUUUmmmmmmmmm... you might want to have to explain to the police," says Mitsuki.

"Why," asks Mikey, "it's not against the law to lock people in closets!"

"We've been over this, Spaz," says Lily, "IT IS!"

"Well, we better clear this up... again," says Guano.

"I just hope that's going to be our only problem today," I said.

Socky's POV:

"I would like to say I'm glad you could all make it," I said, "the Cat Burglar, the Phantom of the Sound Stage, the Garbage Man, and Reiko! We have all been made into fools by those LilyMu actors, but today, we're gonna have our revenge! I invite you all to join the League of Bad Guys Who Hate LilyMu!"

Everyone cheers.

Blossom's POV:

"Boy, I'm so glad they're cool with Mikey's mistake," says Gonard.

"No, they're not," says Guano, "they're going to sue us!"

"Yeah... but they're also taking us to the food court," says Gonard.

"They meant a regular court," says Lily.

"You are a strange man," I said.

Socky's POV:

"Alright, so we all clear on the plan," I asked.

"Yeah, I'll trick Guano into thinking the studio's haunted... with my cats," says the Cat Burglar, "he'll run screaming into our trap!"

"I will make Lily think she's about to be on a magazine," sings the Phantom.

"I'll make Mitsuki think Mikey's written her a love letter," says Reiko.

"I'll set up a pile of garbage for Gonard to play in," says the Garbage Man, "he's so stupid, I'll be surprised if it doesn't work!"

"And I'll take care of Mikey himself," I said.

We all laugh.

Guano's POV:

I was working on the set when I heard cats meowing. I just shrugged and ignored it. The meowing kept going on. I then decided to take a look and saw the cats. "Beat it," I said.

The Cat Burglar's POV:

It didn't work! I couldn't believe it!

Lily's POV:

I answered a phone call. "Hello," I asked.

"Congratulations, you-"

"I'm not interested in what you're selling," I said. I then hung up.

The Phantom's POV:

It didn't work! I couldn't believe it!

Mitsuki's POV:

I found a letter. It seems to be a love letter from Mikey... I wish Lily would stop trying to mess with me with these!

Reiko's POV:

It didn't work! I couldn't believe it!

Gonard's POV:

I was walking and then I saw a pile of garbage. "I just ate, and I shouldn't go swimming in garbage immediately after eating," I said.

The Garbage Man's POV:

It didn't work! I couldn't believe it!

Mikey's POV:

I looked and saw a big 'X' on the floor. "I probably should step on it," I said, "but instead, I'm going to try to bungee jump off the roof!" I then walked away.

Socky's POV:

It didn't work! I couldn't believe it!

...

"So... your traps failed too, huhh," I asked.

"How can they be too stupid to fall for our tricks," asks the Phantom, "it makes no sense!"

"Well, technically, Mitsuki was being smart," says Reiko.

"Alright, new plan," I said, "we're just going to run to them and kidnap them! Let's go!"

...

We then found the LilyMu actors, minus Gonard, but who cares? We then grabbed them!

Blossom's POV:

"I just saw the doubles getting grabbed by a sock, a thief, a garbage man, a masked man, and a crazy looking girl," I said.

"Then problem solved," says Mikey.

"Mikey, now we don't have doubles to play the evil twins," says Guano.

"And they could be in trouble," says Mitsuki.

"Yeah, great story," says Guano, "now, we're going to have to do both parts!"

"I'm just going to call the police," says Mitsuki.

Socky's POV:

"But how were we supposed to know they weren't the real LilyMu actors," I asked.

LilyMu:

(Team LilyMu has entered Gonard's lair)

Mikey: It's over, Gonard!

Gonard: Not today, Lilyfools! Behold, your new twins!

(The door opens, and evil versions of Team LilyMu come out)

(The members of Team LilyMu then fought their counterparts and win)

Mikey: There's no substitute!

In the next chapter, Gonard meets his fans.