Chapter 6: Superfan 3:
LilyMu:
(Mikey is in a sword fight with Blossom)
Blossom: Do you surrender, Kappa Mikey?
Mikey: Never, Blossom Fang!
(Mikey defeats Blossom)
Blossom's POV:
"And here we are," says Guano, "the Stars of LilyMu!
The fans are all excited.
...
"These fans do love us," I said, "are you okay, Gonard?"
"Yeah, it's just... fans often think I really am an evil monster," says Gonard, "I like playing a bad guy, but it would be nice to have fans too."
"I am sure you are exagerating," I said.
"It's the evil Gonard!" Then these two boys attack him.
"But I have been wrong before," I said.
Gonard's POV:
After I ditched the Mikey Superfans, I then sat down. "Gonard?" It was these three guys.
"Don't hurt me," I said.
"We won't hurt you! We're your biggest fans!"
"AAGGHH... Wait, really," I asked.
"Yes, I'm Chazuke, this is Ao, and that's Buben!"
"Weird names," I said, "I like them!"
"Would you autograph my abs," asks Ao.
"Sure," I said. I then signed his abs.
"I'm never washing these again," says Ao.
"Could we hang with you," asks Buben.
"Let's go," I said.
...
We did all kinds of fun stuff together. We played with my Mom's clothes, we ate dangerous stuff, we even set couches on fire.
"This was the best day of my life," says Buben.
"I'm just glad there are people who like me for me," I said.
"And why not," asks Chazuke, "I just have one question."
"I probably would not know the answer... but ask away," I said.
"When are we going to do some evil," asks Chazuke.
I was right... I did not know the answer!
Blossom's POV:
"We've been over this," says Mikey, "Gonard is not a real villain!"
"Got it... it's Gonard's evil minion, Blossom Fang!" They then attempted to attack me, but I blasted them away.
Everyone looked at me. "I didn't do it," I said.
"Guys," says Gonard, "I have a problem!"
...
"You got fans," asks Guano, "that's great!"
"You finally found someone who don't think you're an evil monster," says Mitsuki.
"Yeah... except these guys like me because they think I'm an evil monster," says Gonard.
"What," we all said.
"These guys are aspiring villains," says Gonard, "they see me as their evil mentor!"
"Gonard, you have to tell them you're not evil," I said.
"I can't do that," says Gonard, "you realize how hard it is to find fans? When we were at the park, that kid assumed I was a bad guy! Those nerds keep beating me up! At Cheerleader Camp, the cool girls were afraid of me!"
"Look, these guys are just weirdos," says Lily, "I say we let Gonard pretend to be evil for them. How much harm could they do?"
"Works for me," says Gonard, "see ya!" He then left.
"I have a bad feeling about this," says Guano.
"Me too," says Mikey.
"Yep," says Mitsuki.
"Same here," I said.
"You guys are paranoid," says Lily.
Gonard's POV:
"Okay, you guys ready to be evil," I asked.
"Yeah," says Chazuke, Ao, and Buben.
"Right... the first evil act we're going to do is... uuuuuuuuummmmmmmmm... prank call... the Prime Minister of Japan!"
...
I then called the Prime Minister. "Prime Minister, this is the Police," I said, "we know you won the election illegally! You're under arrest!"
"What," asks the Prime Minister, "how did you know? Well, I better turn myself in!"
We were all surprised, but we shrugged.
...
Next, we drew mustaches on people. "I kind of like it," says Yes-Man.
...
We then pantsed the pirates and the chums.
"Pull them up," says the Chums.
...
"So, what's our next evil move," asks Chazuke.
"UUUUUUUUUmmmmmmmmm..." I gotta think of something really evil. "We're gonna... steal the seven Kappa Balls... from Kappa Mikey?"
"What are the Kappa Balls," asks Ao.
"UUUUUUUUUhhhhhhhhh... if you gather all seven... you could... summon the Eternal Kappa... which could... become your butler for a week?"
There was a pause. "Let's do it!"
...
We then snuck into Mikey's room. "Does he ever clean this room," asks Chazuke.
"This way," I said. I just realized... Mikey wouldn't have something we can use as kappa balls! What am I going to do? Maybe I'll just find something under this pile of seven baseballs.
"Gonard, you found the Kappa Balls," says Ao.
"I did," I asked, "right... the Kappa Balls are... under this pile of dirty laundrey!"
"I thought they were those baseballs," says Buben.
"That's what I meant," I said.
...
We got them together. "So... how do we summon the Eternal Kappa," asks Chazuke.
"Oh right," I said.
...
We then set the balls up and I was then hiding and used a sock puppet for the Eternal Kappa. "I have come," I said, "your butler for a week! What is your desire?"
"I want to be tall," says Chazuke.
"I want a boyfriend," says Ao.
"I want to be a great dancer," says Buben.
"But most of all," says Chazuke.
"We want to rule the world," they all said.
"UUUUUUUUUmmmmmmmmm... how'bout things a butler can get you," I asked.
"Oh, then how'bout a milk shake," says Chazuke.
"And a back massage," says Ao.
"And a limmo," says Buben.
Then a random bird came and took my sock puppet. "Hey, come back here," I said. They all look at me. "Okay, here's the thing, Guys... I'm not really evil!" They were all shocked. "I just pretend to be evil for the show! None of it is real. Guano can talk, in fact!"
"You mean it's all a lie," asks Chazuke.
"What about your evil sidekick," asks Ao.
"Blossom's not evil either," I said.
"But I had a crush on her," says Buben.
"Oh, she's a lesbian," I said.
"Oh, well, thank you for telling me that part at least," says Buben.
"You guys must really hate me," I said.
The three then look at each other, but then looked at me and smiled. I thought this meant they forgave me, but... "Of course we do," says Chazuke.
"You lied to us," says Ao.
"And now we shall have our revenge," says Buben.
Then three random birds came and grabbed them and flew off with them. "Hey, come back here... wait, no, that worked out. See ya!" I'm sure they'll forgive me one day. I then walked away.
This episode has references to the Dragon Ball franchise. Superfan 3 is supposed to be a reference to Super Saiyan 3. Chazuke is based on Pilaf, Ao is based on General Blue, and Buben is based on Tambourine. The Kappa Balls... that's obvious. In the next chapter, Blossom meets Ori and Yori.
