Chapter 7: Ori and Yori:

LilyMu:

(Gonard and Blossom have turned everyone in Tokyo into zombies)

Gonard: With my army of the undead, I will rule forever!

Mikey: Not if we can help it, Gonard!

(Just as Team LilyMu was about to fight the zombies, loud music's played)

Guano: CUT!

Blossom's POV:

"What was that," asks Lily.

"Sorry," says Nanami, "I was listening to my favorite band, Ori and Yori."

"Oh yeah, we know those girls," says Guano, "we met them when we pretended to be a rock band. They tried to expose us, but they're actually pretty cool."

"They're having a concert tonight," says Nanami, "I just wish I could go, but tickets are hard!"

"I have to go," I said as I ran.

...

I bet I can get those tickets! I can just imagine it now! Me and Nanami at the concert together!

Blossom's POV - Fantasy:

"I can't believe we're here and it's all thanks to you, Blossom," says Nanami, "will you marry me?"

Blossom's POV - Reality:

I have to get those tickets!

Mikey's POV:

"You did what," asks Guano.

"I entered the weight lifting competition," I said.

"Mikey, why would you do a stupid thing like that," asks Guano.

"I have my reasons," I said.

"He's hoping to impress Mitsuki," says Gonard.

"What," I asked, "how'd you know?"

"We're roommates and you talk in your sleep," says Gonard.

Gonard's POV - Flashback:

"I'm entering the weightlifting competition to impress Mitsuki..."

Mikey's POV - Present:

"UUUUUUUUUhhhhhhhhh... Gonard... we're not roommates," I said, "you live with your mom!"

Pause.

"I think I fell asleep in the wrong apartment again," says Gonard, "that explains why none of my clothes were there!"

Blossom's POV:

I was waiting in line for the tickets. It was a long line. "Hi, I'm Bob!"

"Hello Bob," I said.

The line was not moving.

"So, are you also trying to get the tickets," says Bob.

"Yes," I said.

"My best friend is a talking panda that mysteriously disappoeared," says Bob.

"How nice," I said.

"So, why are you trying to get the tickets," asks Bob, "I'm trying to take my wife for our anniversery."

"I'm trying to take the girl I'm secretly in love with," I said.

"My brother would frown on same gender relationships," says Bob, "he's a jerk."

"Fascinating," I said. This is taking forever!

Mikey's POV:

"Here we are at the weight lifting competition and here are the judges, the Ghost of Japanese Christmas Future, Scoop Suzuki, and Mr. Stereo! And here are our contestants, Beef of the Chums, the Pirate King, Chef Saba, and... Mikey Simon?" Everyone laughs. "I'm your host, Masako Masako and... this should be interesting!"

Blossom's POV:

The line was finally moving and Bob would not stop talking. "I have a butt," says Bob.

"I cannot think of anyone who does not," I said.

"Socky doesn't have a butt," says Bob, "I theorize that he's actually someone hiding while using a sock puppet, but no one believes me because he's been confirmed to be a living sock, but come on, what other explanation can there be?" The sooner I get those tickets the sooner this can end!

Mikey's POV:

"First off, Beef," says Masako Masako. Beef lifts and the judges award him 10 points each. "Next, the Pirate King!" The Pirate King lifts and the judges award him 10 points each. "Next, Chef Saba!" Chef Saba lifts and the judges award him 10 points each. "Finally... Mikey Simon... I guess." I lift, but the judges award me -10 points each!"

"You see that," I asked, "I got this in the bag!"

"Mikey, you couldn't even lift them," says Guano," they, somehow, fell through the ground!"

"But they gave me -10 points," I said, "doesn't the lowest score win?"

"You're thinking of golf," says Guano, "you're doing baddly!"

"Oh no," I said.

Blossom's POV:

I was finally at the booth. "Here they are, the last tickets!"

"Wow, the last tickets," says Bob, "my wife would be disappointed! Hey, can I have them?"

"Sorry, Bob," I said, "but I need these to finally win over the girl of my dreams and-"

"Did you guys hear that," asks Bob, "she's letting me have the tickets!" He then takes the tickets and leaves.

"He does not listen well, does he," I asked.

"Yeah, but he still has a healthy relationship with his wife," says the ticket seller.

...

I don't know what I'm going to do. Then I heard someone has car trouble. I ran to see who it is.

Mikey's POV:

"Mikey, you've already broken all your bones and by now, all your weights have reached the Center of the Earth," says Guano.

"I'm not giving up," I said.

"Mikey, Mitsuki doesn't even come to these things," says Guano.

"What," I asked.

"I told you that," says Guano, "they're more of Lily's thing."

"I thought I heard Lily laughing... wait, you didn't tell me Mitsuki doesn't come to these things," I said.

"You need to listen more," says Guano, "I've been telling you-"

"Actually, no you haven't," says Gonard.

"What," asks Guano.

"I may be dumb, but even I know that it hasn't been brought up, not even when I revealed Mikey has been doing this to impress Mitsuki," says Gonard.

"Oh... my bad," says Guano.

Then my bones magically healed, and I grabbed the heaviest barbell and chased Guano with it! I was awarded 100 points from each judge, but who cares? I gotta hurt Guano!

Blossom's POV:

I then saw it was Ori and Yori. "Hey, can you help us," asks Yori.

"UUUUUUUUUmmmmmmmmm... sure," I said. I then secretly used my magic to fix their car. It's strange, in the Boiling Isles, each witch can only use one type of magic, but I never learned why I can use any... oh well. Their car is now fixed.

"Is there anyway we can thank you," asks Ori.

"Actually, I believe there is," I said.

...

They're now performing at LilyMu studios. "I can't believe you did this," says Nanami.

"I know," I said.

"Thank you!" Nanami then kisses me on the cheek and I fainted.

"I'm now a weight lifting champion," says Mikey.

"Yeah, but I'm not really interested in muscled people," says Mitsuki.

"Yeah... I learned that now," Mikey says, glaring at Guano.

LilyMu:

(Gonard and Blossom have turned everyone in Tokyo into zombies)

Gonard: With my army of the undead, I will rule forever!

Mikey: Not if we can help it, Gonard!

(LilyMu fights the zombies and takes them down)

Mikey: Your plans should rest in peace, Gonard!

In the next chapter, a creepy guy won't leave Blossom alone.