Chapter 8: The Stalker:

LilyMu:

(Mikey and Gonard are on the top of a building)

Gonard: This shall be the end for you, Kappa Mikey!

Mikey: Bring it!

(Mikey and Gonard were about to fight, but then they both fall off the building)

Guano: CUT!

Blossom's POV:

"Yet another shot ruined," says Guano.

"Sorry," says Mikey.

"Our bad," says Gonard.

"I hate to interrupt," says Nanami, "but this is Nobuhiko. He says he's a big fan of the show."

He looked about Mikey's age and his hair was the same color as a fire, and he wore a green shirt. "I'm here to see my favorite character!"

"Naturally," says Lily, "I'll be ready to sign autographs..."

"Not you," says Nobuhiko, "Blossom Fang!"

"Who me," I asked.

"I think you're the best thing to happen on this show," says Nobuhiko, "and I've always wanted to meet you!"

"Wow," I said, "thanks."

"Can you show me around the building," asks Nobuhiko.

"Wait," says Mikey, "you're not some weirdo who confuses fiction with reality, are you?"

"Oh, you must've met my internet friends," says Nobuhiko, "I kept trying to tell them it's all a TV show, but they won't listen, but ever since they got girlfriends, they've been slightly more sane."

"Sure, I can show you around," I said.

"And I gotta do something about Mikey and Gonard," says Guano.

...

I then showed Nobuhiko around LilyMu Towers, but there were some strange things, like when he was sniffing my hair or when he kept giving me these strange looks or when he kept trying on my clothes... no wait, that's Yes-Man, so it's normal.

Guano's POV:

"So, I'm going to use this book to train you two so that we can have a good show," I said.

"Wait, that book looks like... are you going to train us like dogs," asks Mikey.

"Yes," I said.

"I'm okay with it," says Gonard.

"Well, I'm not," says Mikey.

"Y'know, Mitsuki likes dogs," I said.

"Arf! Arf!" Mikey was on board.

Blossom's POV:

"Did you enjoy the tour," I asked.

"Yeah, it was a fun date," says Nobuhiko.

"UUUUUUUUUhhhhhhhhh... what did you just say?" He then tried to kiss me, but I pushed him back. "Sorry, I think there was a misunderstanding... I'm a lesbian! Goodbye forever!" I then ran away.

...

I hope I wasn't too rude... nah, I'm sure he'll be fine.

...

I was in my room, but Nobuhiko was also there. "What are you doing," I asked.

"That was pretty clever, but we both know you were just making that up," says Nobuhiko.

"What," I asked.

"If that was true, then why did you pause," says Nobuhiko, "obviously, you were so nervous about your feelings for me, you needed to think of a cover and the best lie you could come up with was saying you're a lesbian!"

"It's not a lie," I said, "it's true, why do you think I have those pictures of Nanami?"

"So, you're bisexual," says Nobuhiko, "there's no shame in that!"

"While I do agree with you, I am 100% lesbian," I said.

"Look, I know lesbians," says Nobuhiko, "like Lily and Mitsuki!" I was confused. "Aren't they a couple? Isn't that why they share the same room?"

"Did you see Mitsuki's pictures of Mikey," I asked.

"Oh... I guess I missed that," says Nobuhiko, "anyway, when's our next date?" I then threw him out of my apartment and closed the door. I then opened it again to grab the... things he stole.

Guano's POV:

I started training Mikey and Gonard. It seems to be working so far.

Blossom's POV:

Everywhere I go, Nobuhiko keeps following me around. He doesn't get that I'm not into boys.

"Will you go away," I said, "I'm in love with-" I then realized Nanami was there. "Dragon Panda!" I used my favorite movie franchise as a cover. I then smiled nervously as Nanami walked away.

"So, she doesn't know you like her," says Nobuhiko, "interesting."

"Go jump in a lake," I said.

"So, you wanna see me in a swimsuit, huhh," asks Nobuhiko. I then walked away.

...

I sat down. "What's with you," asks Lily.

"It's Nobuhiko," I said, "he's obsessed with me!"

"So, just tell him you like girls," says Lily.

"He refuses to believe that and has convinced himself I like both," I said.

"Then it's your problem," says Lily. She then walks away.

"You're useless," I said.

Guano's POV:

"Okay, now, we should be able to get back to the- uh oh," I said. Mikey and Gonard were now acting like dogs. "Why did I not see this coming?"

Blossom's POV:

I entered my room and checked to see if Nobuhiko was there. So far no... "Get out of my closet," I said.

Nobuhiko was in there. "Thank you," says Nobuhiko, "I forgot I was claustrophobic!"

"Get out," I said.

"I don't think so," says Nobuhiko, "here's the thing, if you don't admit your love for me, I'm going to tell everyone you like Nanami!"

"Are you out of your mind," I asked, "you're blackmailing me!"

"Think it over," says Nobuhiko, "also, I kind of used your closet as a bathroom." He then ran.

I then looked in the closet and I was disgusted.

Guano's POV:

Mikey and Gonard were still acting like dogs. "What am I going to do," I asked, "there's no way I can bring them back!"

"Guano, I just bought this swimsuit," says Mitsuki, "and I'm not so sure about it."

Seeing Mitsuki like that snaps Mikey back to normal. "Mitsuki... hey girl... wow... you look... wow..."

"That's good, but what about Gonard," I said, "he may never eat chocolate again!"

"No chocolate," asks Gonard and he's back to normal.

"Wait, were you guys faking it," I asked.

"Huhh," asks Mikey, "no, you really did brainwash us."

"You know I'm easy to brainwash," says Gonard.

"What happened," asks Mitsuki.

"I accidently turned Mikey and Gonard into dogs," I said.

"Awe," says Mitsuki, "I like dogs."

"Really," asks Mikey, "I had no idea!"

"But that's the whole reason y-" Mikey then kicks Gonard and then smiles awkwardly.

Blossom's POV:

I then found Nobuhiko's house and I entered. "So, you here to finally admit you love me," asks Nobuhiko, "because I was thinking, you should move in with me!"

"You are a creep," I said, "and I can never love you!"

"Then I guess I'm going to have to tell everyone you like Nanami," says Nobuhiko.

"I didn't want to do this, but you leave me with no choice," I said. I then demonstrated my powers.

"What are you," asks Nobuhiko.

"My name is Blossom Fang, and I am a witch from the Netherworld!" I then knocked him out.

...

Now Nobuhiko's too scared to chase after me and is being taken away, shouting that I was a witch.

"Blossom, are you okay," asks Nanami.

"I'm alright," I said, "I don't think we have to worry about him again."

"That's good to hear," says Nanami.

"I love you too," I said.

"What," asks Nanami.

"What," I asked, being embarrassed.

LilyMu:

(Mikey and Gonard are on the top of a building)

Gonard: This shall be the end for you, Kappa Mikey!

Mikey: Bring it!

(Mikey and Gonard then fight and Mikey wins)

Gonard: I'll get you for this!

Mikey: You will never succeed!

In the next chapter, Mizuki's in charge and sees it's not easy.