Chapter 11: Gashadokuro:
LilyMu:
(Gonard has shrunken Team LilyMu)
Gonard: Now, I can crush you with my bare hand!
Mikey: That's what you think!
(Just as Mikey was about to save the day...)
Ozu: I'VE SEEN IT!
Guano: CUT!
Blossom's POV:
"I have seen a Gashadokuro," says Ozu.
"He certainly has," says Yes-Man, but then Yes-Man secretly twirls his finger around his ear.
"What's a gassy-dorko," asks Mikey.
"Gashadokuro," says Guano, "a giant skeleton that eats people! But they're only a myth!"
"Blossom, do you believe," asks Ozu.
"Ozu, yokai are just myths made up to make fun of the real supernatural creatures," I said.
"You know you've met kappas, right," asks Mikey.
"Good point," I said.
"I saw it," says Ozu.
Ozu's POV - Flashback:
When I was yelling at Yes-Man, I heard something. I took a look out the window and I saw a giant skeleton! It was the Gashadokuro!
Blossom's POV - Present:
"Maybe he's on to something," says Gonard, "I've seen some at the museum!"
"Those are dinosaur skeletons," says Lily.
"Oh," says Gonard.
"Let's all take a break," says Guano.
...
I was walking through the park when I thought I heard something. I'm sure it was nothing. Then there was a large shadow over me. I turned around and I saw the Gashadokuro. It was wearing a bib with my face on it. I then ran. "That thing is going to eat me," I said.
Random Citizen's POV:
We all looked and saw that weird robot from the Do-Gooders. "Greetings!"
"So, you like eating people, huhh, Robot? Get him!"
Blossom's POV:
I was then hiding. The Gashadokuro was looking for me. What am I going to do?
Mikey's POV:
Guano, Gonard, and I were at a table with Ozu and Yes-Man.
"You're probably wondering why I called this meeting," says Ozu.
"Is this about the Gashadokuro," asks Guano.
"Yes," says Ozu, "we must provode security for LilyMu Towers!"
"Security," says Yes-Man, dressed as a security guard.
"That is why I made some precautions," says Ozu, "I hired the Chums to act as your bodyguards!"
"Chum it up," says the Chums, "hssssss!"
"I also bought a security AI to keep the place protected," says Ozu.
"Doesn't that normally go wrong," asks Guano.
"That's just in movies," says Ozu.
Mitsuki then enters. "Guys, this weird AI has fallen in love with Lily and refuses to let her go," says Mitsuki.
We all look at Ozu. "I also got guard dogs," says Ozu, "a bone's natural enemy!"
Guano then whispers to me. "We gotta prove the Gashadokuro doesn't exist," says Guano.
"No kidding," I said.
Blossom's POV:
I was sneaking, but then the Gashadokuro saw me. I ran and it chased after me. "That thing is still going to eat me," I said.
Random Citizen's POV:
"How many times do we have to teach you a lesson, Robot?"
"Humans are the most interesting species," says the human-eating robot as we surround it.
Blossom's POV:
I was hiding again. The Gashadokuro was looking for me. What am I going to do?
Mikey's POV:
"So, you have created a Gashadokuro trap," asks Ozu.
"Close," says Guano, "the point of the trap is that it's going to capture nothing! That will prove the Gashadokuro doesn't exist!"
"I see," says Ozu, "there is one problem... what if the Gashadokuro just simply doesn't go in the trap?"
"Oh... I didn't think of that," says Guano, "darn it!"
"Can someone get me away from this creepy AI already," asks Lily.
"In a minute," says Mikey, "we got a serious problem!"
Blossom's POV:
The Gashadokuro was gone, so I figured I was safe. I then started sneaking, but then I saw it. I ran again and the Gashadokuro chased after me.
...
I managed to hide in an abandoned building. I was looking out the window and the Gashadokuro was looking for me. "How is it no one notices this thing," I asked. It looks in a window and a woman screams. The Gashadokuro then looks away... but then it looks again and the woman screams again. "Great!"
Mikey's POV:
We talked to an expert. "What can you tell us, Professor Kazato," asks Guano.
"It's exactly what I thought... yokai are real! For years, I have been trying to prove it, but now I can finally prove that yokai do in fact exist!" He then runs away, laughing like a maniac.
"Is he even a real professor," asks Mitsuki.
"No, he doesn't even have a job," says this one guy.
"We gotta start asking for credentials," says Guano.
Blossom's POV:
I was running, but then the Gashadokuro grabs me. Just as it was about to eat me...
"Henry," says this other Gashadokuro, one in a dress, "is that a witch?"
"Mom, I'm about to have a snack," says the Gashadokuro.
"Henry, you should eat a healthier diet like humans," says the Gashadokuro's Mother, "put her down!"
"Okay, Mother!" The Gashadokuro then put me down and I was confused. The two then left.
...
I got back to the others. "Perhaps you are right," says Ozu, "perhaps there is no Gashadokuro!"
"There is," I said, "and his Mother's trying to get him to stick to his diet!"
LilyMu:
(Gonard has shrunken Team LilyMu)
Gonard: Now, I can crush you with my bare hand!
Mikey: That's what you think!
(Mikey presses a button that not only allows Team LilyMu to grow, but grow to giants, allowing them to defeat Gonard)
Mikey: You have a small problem, Gonard!
In the next chapter, Blossom meets a ghost.
