Chapter 14: Miraculous:
LilyMu:
(Gonard's bomb is about to go off and destroy all of Tokyo)
Lily: Hurry Mikey!
(Mikey attempts to figure out how to disarm the bomb)
Mitsuki: We're almost out of time!
Guano: Guano! Guano!
(Then there's a scream)
Guano: CUT!
Blossom's POV:
"What was that about," asks Guano.
"There's a lion in the studio," says Yoshi. The lion then leaves.
"Where is that lion," asks Ozu.
"You know about it," asks Mikey.
"Yes," says Ozu, "it escaped from the zoo! We got a call from Yes-Man's cousin, Maybe-Man, who works there!"
"Maybe-Man's pretty lazy," says Yes-Man.
"He told us that lion was heading for LilyMu Towers," says Ozu, "Yes-Man and I are going to hunt it down!"
"You're not going to hurt it, are you," asks Mitsuki.
"Of course we are," says Ozu, "let's go, Yes-Man!"
Yes-Man was then dressed like Elmer Fudd. "Be vewy vewy quiet," says Yes-Man. They then left.
"The poor thing," says Mitsuki.
"Don't worry," says Mikey, "I know a brave, handsome, available hero who can catch that lion and save it!"
"That's great," says Mitsuki, "who?"
There was a pause.
"Me," says Mikey, "I meant me!"
"Oh," says Mitsuki.
"I see the confusion," says Lily, "you said brave and handsome!"
"Vewy... I mean very funny," says Mikey.
"Well, I'm going to hide in my apartment until that lion's gone," says Guano. He then runs away.
"I'm going to go too," says Lily.
"To do what exactly," asks Nanami.
"For the hundreth time," says Lily, "I'M NOT A WITCH!"
...
I was then outside. "Nothing that interesting happens here," I said. Then there was a large monster that fell. "Nevermind."
Then Ladybug and Cat Noir came. "Blossom Fang," asks Ladybug.
"Hey Ladybug," I said.
"So, this is the famous witch," says Cat Noir.
"Blossom, this is my partner, Cat Noir," says Ladybug.
"Nice to meet you," I said, "what brings you two to Japan?"
"We were asked to come here because crazy things happen here," says Cat Noir, "like a giant robot!"
"Oh, those things are probably Mikey's fault," I said, "he does that."
"So, what's stardom like," asks Ladybug.
"It's crazy," I said, "but... worth it." I was looking at Nanami.
"No kidding," says Cat Noir.
I then snapped out of it.
"So, does she know you're a witch," asks Ladybug.
"No," I said, "and I like to keep it that way. She comes from a family of witch hunters and she really hates witches!"
"Yeah, that is a problem," says Cat Noir.
"Well, we gotta go for now," says Ladybug. They then both left. I then looked at Nanami.
Mikey's POV:
If Mitsuki sees I'm brave enough to take on a lion, but also kind enough to not hurt it, she'll be all over me! "Watch this," I said.
"What are you doing," asks Mitsuki.
"I'm going to bribe it with a steak," I said. I then found the lion. "Look, a steak!" The lion holds out a note. "Prefers ham!" The lion then attacks me. "New plan!"
Blossom's POV:
I was walking when I saw something. I then took a look.
"These foolish people of this planet! Soon, they will all face the wrath of... Starcrusher!"
An alien supervillain! I should get Ladybug and Cat Noir!
Mikey's POV:
The lion was sleeping, so I hid a salad with him and took a picture. The lion then woke up.
"May I have the envelope please," I asked. Mitsuki hands it to me. "Okay, listen up! If you don't go back to the zoo, I'll spread this picture of you eating salad all over Asia! Everyone will think you're a vegetarian! Your career will be over!" The lion then hands me an envelope of his own.
"What is it, Mikey," asks Mitsuki.
"It's a picture of us at that farm in Italy," I said.
"Oh," says Mitsuki. Don't ask!
Blossom's POV:
I talked to Ladybug in her civilian identity of Marinette Dupain-Cheng.
"This sounds bad," says Marinette.
"I'll say," says Tikki.
"Tikki, spots on," says Marinette. Tikki then gets in her ring and Marinette becomes Ladybug! "I'll look for Cat Noir!"
...
Ladybug managed to find Cat Noir and together, the three of us looked for that alien.
"There he is," says Cat Noir, "let's go!"
...
We then got in front of him. "Can I help you," asks Starcrusher.
"Get him," says Ladybug. We then attacked him...
Mikey's POV:
"Are you sure about this," asks Mitsuki.
"If the lion thinks I'm his scarecrow friend, I'm sure he'll trust me," I said. I then walked away.
...
"So, apparently, he actually finds the Wizard of Oz offensive to lions," I said, "go figure!"
"Mind if I try something," asks Mitsuki. She then walks over, and the lion runs.
"What did you do," I asked.
"I introduced her to Lily," says Mitsuki.
"Why didn't I think of that," I asked.
Blossom's POV:
We were still beating up Starcrusher... but... "Wait," says Cat Noir, "why is this alien get up... a costume?"
"Because I'm an actor for a new movie, 'Wrath of Starcrusher'!"
"Oh," we said.
...
So, we're to see Starcrusher in court tomorrow. The three of us then laughed.
LilyMu:
(Gonard's bomb is about to go off and destroy all of Tokyo)
Lily: Hurry Mikey!
(Mikey attempts to figure out how to disarm the bomb)
Mitsuki: We're almost out of time!
Guano: Guano! Guano!
Mikey: Luckily, I have allies that can help!
(Enter Ladybug and Cat Noir, who destroy the bomb)
Mikey: Friends are very helpful!
The next chapter is a Masked Tanuki focused one.
