Chapter 15: The Masked Tanuki in the Sinister Sin of Silverar:

Theme Song: Masked Tanuki
Righting wrong wherever he could be
Thwarting crimes so hideous
And he hangs out with an idiot

He's the Masked Tanuki
Saving kids
Or stopping cads
And taking orders from his dad

Maybe puny
Maybe small
But we love him fur and all
He's the Masked Tanuki

Driving his Secret Awesome Hero Van
He will save both woman and man
From his little furry feet
To his costume that's so neat

He's the Masked Tanuki
The Masked Tanuki
The Masked Tanuki!

Narrator:

When we last left the Masked Tanuki, he was in the clutches of the evil Dr. Skull!

"Soon, nothing will stand in my way, Masked Tanuki," says Dr. Skull.

"That's where you're wrong, Dr. Skull," says Masked Tanuki. He then activates a signal in his Tanuki suit, allowing the Secret Awesome Hero Van to crash through, destroying Dr. Skull's overly complicated death trap.

"No," says Dr. Skull, "do you think overly complicated death traps grow on trees?"

"Well, Dr. Skull..."

"Beautiful magical overly complicated death trap trees where beautiful overly complicated death traps blossom and all you have to do is pick them?"

There was a pause.

"Do they," asks the Masked Tanuki.

"I was asking you," says Dr. Skull.

"NNNNNNNNNooooooooo," says the Masked Tanuki.

...

Dr. Skull was then taken to jail.

"Nice wahrk, Masked Tanuki," says the Chief, who, for some reason has an irish accent even though he's Japanese.

"All in a day's work," says the Masked Tanuki. He then leaped away.

...

But the Masked Tanuki's old nemesis, Silverar was watching.

"I, Silverar, hate that Masked Tanuki! And with my plan, I will finally be rid of him! Then, all of Tokyo will be mine! Thanks to the idea I got from the latest episode of that stupid LilyMu show, nothing will stop me or my EMP Bomb!"

...

Meanwhile, at LilyMu Towers, home of Guano, known to almost no one as the Masked Tanuki!

"Hey Guano, who's that voice," asks Mikey.

"He's my personal superhero narrator," says Guano.

Why don't we use him for the show," asks Lily.

"Get your own," says Guano.

"What are you talking about," asks Blossom.

"Right, you don't know," says Mitsuki, "Guano's a superhero!"

"You mean a real one," asks Blossom.

"Yeah," says Gonard, "he's the Masked Tanuki!"

"And he is needed," says Ozu.

"Silverar's back," says Yes-Man.

"Then I better get to work," says Guano.

...

Guano then goes to his apartment and switches to his Masked Tanuki suit and he jumps into his Secret Awesome Hero Van and drives off.

...

Silverar then activates his EMP bomb. "Tokyo, get ready to be low-teck... yo... I'm going to shut down all of Tokyo's tech, you know," says Silverar. The EMP bomb then explodes, sending Silverar to the wall. "Should've expected that from a bomb!" The wave from the EMP bomb then goes throughout Tokyo and all the tech shuts down.

...

The Masked Tanuki then drives his Secret Awesome Hero Van, but then it suddenly stops working. "Did I forget to charge it again," asks Masked Tanuki. He then looked and all of Toky's technology has shut down! "Great googily moogily! Silverar must've used the EMP bomb we used in the latest episode of LilyMu! I'll have to do this on foot!"

Meanwhile, in Africa:

Lion: Pull my finger!

Meanwhile, back in Tokyo:

Masked Tanuki traveled to Silverar's lair on foot...

...

"Ha," says Silverar, "it will be a long time before the Masked Tanuki gets here..." Then our hero arrived, very exhausted. "Oh, never mind."

"It's over, Silverar," says Masked Tanuki.

"Bring it on," says Silverar.

Masked Tanuki and Silverar then engaged in a 60's campy style fight, with sound effects!

BAM!

KAPOW!

WHOMP!

SHEBOIGAN!

...

The Masked Tanuki was then in an overly complicated death trap. "When this mouse finishes his cheese, the hour glass will run out of sand, and when that happens, the candle will burn this rope, and when that happens..."

8 Hours Later:

"... and when the rooster crows, you will fall into that shark tank!"

The Masked Tanuki fell asleep, but then woke up. "Wha- what I miss?"

"Say goodbye," says Silverar, "and I'm going to stay and watch!"

The Masked Tanuki sees he didn't have his usual gadgets to get him out of this one... it all seemed hopeless, but then the Masked Tanuki sees Silverar's sword and gets an idea. Using one of his feet, he managed to pick up a piece of the cheese and threw it at Silverar, causing the mouse to attack him, which causes Silverar's sword to fly to the Masked Tanuki, cutting the rope, freeing him. "And that's why you don't stick around," says Masked Tanuki.

He then jumps and kicks Silverar's face. The Masked Tanuki then deactivates the EMP bomb, which explodes again, sending them both to the wall, but reactivating all the tech.

"I hate you," says Silverar.

...

Silverar is then taken to jail.

"Nice wahrk, Masked Tanuki," says the Chief

"All in a day's work," says the Masked Tanuki. He then leaped away.

And so, once again, all of Tokyo owes a great debt to... the Masked Tanuki!

In the next chapter, Blossom loses her staff.