Chapter 17: Dodgeball:
LilyMu:
(Mikey and Guano are now surrounded by ninjas)
Gonard: Neither of you are a match for my ninjas!
Mikey: Let's take them on, Guano!
Guano: Guano Guano!
(But then a ball hits them)
Guano: CUT!
Blossom's POV:
"Alright, who's fault is it this time," asks Guano.
"Oops, my bad," says Alice.
"Alice," says Guano, "what do you want?"
"Did you forget it's time for the annual dodgeball game between our shows," asks Alice, "you know, the game we always destroy you at?"
"Right," says Guano, "I did forget!"
"This year's going to be different," says Mikey.
"You're going to just give up," asks Alice, "smart."
"No," says Mikey, "this time, we're going to beat you!"
"When Gonard learns to count," says Alice. She then leaves.
"I better start learning," says Gonard, "I already made it passed one!"
"Mikey, we've never beaten them," says Guano.
"Come on," says Mikey, "we beat Socky's robots at baseball! I'm sure we can destroy Alice and her dodgeball team! Right, Blossom?"
"What's dodgeball," I asked.
...
We were then practicing this game. Apparently, it's about hitting each other with red rubber balls. Earth games are odd.
"You are all doing well," says Ozu, "but remember, Alice will have some tricks up her sleeve."
"Alice rhymes with malice," says Yes-Man.
"Here she comes," says Yoshi.
"If it isn't the Loser Squad," says Alice. She had this large man with her... wait, that's a woman!
"Is that a human or a gorilla," Yoshi whispers to me.
"Have you come to spy on us," asks Guano.
"Why would I need to do that when you guys are losers," asks Alice.
"She has a point," says Gonard.
"Bertha, let's go," says Alice. They then walk away, but Bertha winks at Yoshi, much to his discomfort.
"Okay, let's try this," says Guano, "we got balls to throw!"
Lily then looks at a magazine. "I don't believe it," says Lily, "Blossom made the front cover! I'm so mad I could..." She then throws a ball real hard, it goes through a wall!
"Why have you never shown that before," asks Guano.
Lily shrugs.
"I guess we just need to make her really mad," says Mitsuki.
"Of course," says Ozu, "Lily has a temper almost as bad as mine!"
"And Ozu has a serious temper," says Yes-Man.
"This could work," says Guano.
...
I was trying to practice on my own. I just don't understand this game.
"Hey Blossom."
It was Nanami. "Nanami... hi..."
"Is it time for the dodgeball game against Alice's show with the really long name," asks Nanami.
"Yeah," I said, "Lily's our best player!"
"No doubt using her witching powers," says Nanami.
"More like her witchy anger," I said, "as for me, I'm not very good at this."
"Maybe I can help you," says Nanami.
"Yeah," I said, blushing, "that'd be great!"
Mikey's POV:
To get Lily riled up for the game, I did my part by annoying her. "Armpit farting," I said while doing that. It was working!
Blossom's POV:
Now was the time for the game. We were up against Alice's people, including, ugh, Claire. "Hi Cherry Blossom," says Claire. I hope I get to beat her.
"We gotta win," says Guano.
"Don't worry," says Mikey, "I got Lily angry enough to the point of murder! We got this!"
Then we saw Alice's team includes her muscular guys and they weren't wearing shirts.
"Uh-oh," I said.
We looked and Lily was drooling over them.
"This might be a problem," says Mitsuki.
...
We were playing the game, but we weren't doing so well because Lily was too distracted by those guys. Also, Bertha was unstoppable!
"For the good of LilyMu, I'll throw Bertha off her game," says Yoshi.
"You don't have to do that," says Mitsuki.
"Thank you," says Yoshi.
"Yes, he does," says Guano, pushing Yoshi over.
"Hey," says Yoshi, "you... have a nice mustache." Bertha then pats Yoshi on the head, knocking him to the ground, throws a ball that injures Gonard. "That didn't work!" Bertha then drags Yoshi. "HELP! SHE'S TAKING ME TO HER CAVE!"
"We're dead," says Guano.
"Maybe not," I said, "if we can knock out the muscular guys, we can get Lily to focus again!"
Yoshi then shows up with his face covered in lipstick. "You couldn't have brought that up in the first place?"
"But those guys are fast," says Guano.
"I could help," says Nanami, "Gonard's out and I could fill in!"
"Works for me," says Guano.
Nanami and I then threw balls together and we took down the muscular guys.
"Hey, you just knocked out my fun times," says Alice, "oh well, they distracted your fake blonde long enough!"
"Fake blonde," asks Lily, "FAKE BLONDE?" She then throws balls that take down all of Alice's team.
"I don't believe it," says Guano, "we won!" He dances with the trophy, but accidently drops it on Yoshi's foot.
"OW! MY FOOT," shouts Yoshi.
"Bertha kiss it," says Bertha, "make it better?"
"I'm okay," says Yoshi.
Bertha then picks up Yoshi and takes him away while Yoshi tries to break free.
LilyMu:
(Mikey and Guano are now surrounded by ninjas)
Gonard: Neither of you are a match for my ninjas!
Mikey: Let's take them on, Guano!
Guano: Guano Guano!
(Mikey and Guano defeat the ninjas)
Mikey: The Shadows can never beat the light!
In the next chapter, the Pirates help Blossom.
