Chapter 21: Blossom Fang vs. the World:

LilyMu:

(Gonard and Blossom have Lily and Mitsuki tied up)

Gonard: Thanks to my mind control scepter, Mikey and Guano are under my control and soon, all of Tokyo will be...

(Blossom gets a text)

Guano: CUT!

Blossom's POV:

"How many times do I have to tell you guys, no phones on the set," asks Guano.

"I am still getting used to mine," I said. I then read it. "False alarm, it's actually kind of boring." I then deleted the text.

...

I was then with Nanami. "Blossom, I should let you know... you might be in danger," says Nanami.

Could she know I'm a witch? "Wha- what do you mean," I asked.

Then a large robot came. The head opens revealing this girl in a lab coat. "Miss Fang!"

"Who are you," I asked.

"It's Chizu Kaiba," says Nanami, "one of my exes. I think she has an uncle who runs a company in Domino City! She's also a mad scientist who makes destructive robots."

"I have come to destroy you, Blossom Fang," says Chizu.

"A warning would have been nice," I said.

There was a pause. "Didn't you get my text," asks Chizu.

There was another pause. "I kind of ignored it," I said.

"Rude," says Chizu. She then attempted to destroy me with her robot. Nanami and I had to run. "Like I told my uncle when he cut me out of his will, you will suffer!"

"She did not take that break up well," I said.

"This is why I broke up with her," says Nanami, "she's a psycho!"

I couldn't use my staff without Nanami learning I'm a witch but I needed a way to save us! I then saw some sumo wrestlers. "Hey, that robot over there challenges you," I said.

"We accept," says the sumos. They all attack Chizu's robot.

"Get off of me! At least put some pants on!" Nanami and I then left. "You have not seen the last of the Guild of Evil Exes!"

...

"That was odd," I said.

"I should've told you," says Nanami, "Claire's not the only bad relationship I've had. I dated seven people who loved to hurt people! They are all insane!"

"Is another one, by any chance, a chainsaw wielding maniac," I asked.

"My name is Teijo Shiba," he said, "and I will not let you take Nanami!"

"I broke up with Teijo when I learned he was the serial killer," says Nanami. I was confused. "You know, the serial killer that was using a chainsaw to kill people?"

"It was all over the news three years ago," says Teijo.

"I... didn't live in Japan at the time," I said.

"Oh," says Nanami and Teijo.

Teijo then tried to attack us with his chainsaw. This man was clearly mad! Once again, I couldn't use my staff! I then grabbed some dirt and threw it in Teijo's face. "GGAAHH! Dirt in my eyes, my one weakness!" We then pushed him to the ground, but he got attacked by his own chainsaw. We then awkwardly left.

...

We were then walking through the park. "So, who's next," I asked.

"Me! I am Ioko Higashi!"

"She's a stage magician who uses her tricks to do horrible things," says Nanami.

"You're a witch hunter who dated a stage magician," I asked.

"It's not like I'm going to assume anyone who uses magic is a witch," says Nanami.

"You still believe in witches," asks Ioko, "anyway, you're going to die!"

She then started attacking us with fire and doves and swords coming out of nowhere! She's good, but it's not real magic, just smoke and mirrors! I then had an idea. While Nanami was distracted I used my real magic and Ioko turned to a rabbit.

"What happened," asks Nanami.

"I guess one of her tricks backfired," I said, "let's go!"

...

We managed to get away. "So, who's next," I asked.

Then a limo came. "That would be Ton Hashi," says Nanami, "he's a yakuza boss!"

...

We were taken to Ton's place. He seemed pretty young for a crime boss. "Nanami, I haven't forgotten how you dumped me," says Ton.

"In my defense, you kept making people sleep with the fish," says Nanami, "and sometimes, metaphorically!"

I was confused. "Well, now I'm going to have to ice you both," says Ton.

...

He was literally going to freeze us! "Any last words," asks Ton.

"Boss, it's the Oh Brothers! They got eggs!"

Someone was throwing eggs in, allowing us to escape.

...

"Okay, so we got a mad scientist, a serial killer, a magician, and a crime boss," I said, "who's next!"

Then a dagger was thrown at us. "Mayako Nagai," says Nanami, "she's an assassin!"

"Nanami, your new girlfriend is mine," says Mayako.

We had to run while Mayako was chasing after us. I then found a sewer lid and I opened it. Just as Mayako was about to get us... she fell in the sewers and I closed the lid. "Let's go," I said.

...

We were in this old house. "I think we should be safe now," I said.

"So, you thought you could escape," says this vampire.

"Tashiaki Asato," says Nanami.

"You dated a vampire," I asked.

"No, he's just a nut who thinks he's a vampire," says Nanami.

"Look into my eyes! Look into my eyes! Look into my..." I just walked up to him and kicked him in his vulnerable area. We then ran while Tashiaki was feeling the pain.

...

"Okay, so who's next," I asked.

"Me!"

"Oh no," says Nanami, "Tomoko Enomoto! She has to be the worst!"

"I am the leader of the Guild of Evil Exes," says Tomoko, "and the most bitter!"

"I'm sorry I dumped you in a text," says Nanami, "that was cowardly, but you stalked me and tormented me! You were terrible!"

"Enough," says Tomoko, "come back to me or I kill you new girlfriend!"

"Nanami, let me deal with her," I said. I then grabbed Tomoko into an alley.

...

"What did you want to talk abou-"

"All day, some lunatic came after us just because they can't handle getting dumped," I said, "if you ask me, she has every reason to break up with you losers, but you can't accept it! You're all a bunch of bullies and I am sick of you!" I then demonstrated my powers.

"Wha-what are you," asks Tomoko.

"Someone who actually cares about Nanami," I said.

...

The entire Guild was being taken in. "She's a witch," says Tomoko, "she's a witch!"

"What happened," asks Nanami.

I then kissed her. "I'm not sure," I said, "let's go!"

Nanami's POV:

I'm glad that was over. I really had bad taste in people, but I'm glad Blossom was... wait! I then had a thought! I took a look at previous experiences. Like Blossom's stalker being traumatized, or Blossom's past relationship with a ghost, or when she was nervous when I was trying to prove Lily was a witch... what if... what if... what if Blossom Fang is the witch?

LilyMu:

(Gonard and Blossom have Lily and Mitsuki tied up)

Gonard: Thanks to my mind control scepter, Mikey and Guano are under my control and soon, all of Tokyo will be under my control!

Lily: Mitsuki, we must use the song!

(Lily and Mitsuki sing a song so high pitched, it broke Mikey and Guano out of the control, allowing all four of them to defeat Gonard and Blossom)

Mikey: Good will always have the last word!

In the next chapter, aliens mistaken Guano for their long lost prince.