Chapter 22: Alien Abduction:

LilyMu:

(Gonard has once again grown to gigantic size)

Gonard: Citizens of Tokyo, bow before me!

(Then Guano shows up as a giant)

Guano: Guano! Guano!

Ozu: CUT!

Blossom's POV:

"This is the best you can come up with," asks Ozu, "this is just a reference to that time you and Gonard became giant monsters!"

"That was a good story," says Guano.

"It's not original enough," says Ozu.

"To be fair, a lot of the stuff in LilyMu came from old movies," says Mikey.

"Fair," says Ozu, "we need something the people haven't seen before!"

Guano's POV:

What was he thinking? It's not like a new idea can just come out of... Then a beam of light surrounded me, and I was going to the sky...

...

I then found myself in a ship. I looked around. "Wha-what's going on?"

"Do not worry! We are merely taking you home!"

I'm in trouble!

...

I was freaking out, but then the aliens revealed themselves... and they looked like me! "Wha-"

"Finally, we have been searching for you! We searched many planets, but then we found your transmission!" They then played the American Dub. "And now, we have found the Lost Prince!"

"Wait a minute," I said, "you guys think I'm the who now?"

"Back to Planet G!"

...

They took me back to Planet G! It was amazing! It was like looking in a bunch of mirrors! I couldn't believe it!

"Now that the Prince has returned, we can celebrate!"

...

We then had a party, watched a movie, and even played charades!

...

This whole time, I have always felt like an outsider, always felt different, but now I know who I... Wait a minute! I can't be their Prince! I already know Ozu's my Dad and I'm just a guy in a costume! I must've been having so much fun, I forgot! I better tell these guys the truth!

...

I then spoke with the guys. "Can we help you, my Prince?"

"Look, I know you guys were hoping I'd lead you to glory, probably marry some princess..."

"Actually, there is no female among our species!"

"Oh, well that would explain why there's no Girl's Bathroom," I said, "not that I use it, I just thought that was weird. Anyway... I'm not your Prince!"

They all gasped. "Of course you are! You're clearly one of us!"

"That's the thing," I said, "this isn't really me! I just never take this off! I'm actually in a costume!"

"But the message..."

"I never sent that," I said, "some American writers just decided to make me the hero of their version of my show! I'm just a normal guy who wears a suit!"

"Can you prove it?"

...

After taking my suit off and putting it back on, they were all shocked. "That proof enough," I asked.

They just all stared at me. "KILL THE IMPOSTER!"

"Uh-oh," I said.

...

I then ran and they all chased after me! "I didn't mean to trick you," I said, "in fact, I never tricked you! I just forgot!"

"You will pay for impersonating our prince!"

...

They had me cornered. I thought I was done for, but then we all heard a flushing sound. Then this other guy came out. He looked the most like me. He even had a gem like the crystal in my suit! "The Prince!" They all hugged him. "Now that you're back, tell us what to do about the imposter!"

"Must you idiots do this every time I go to the bathroom," asks the Prince.

"He was just in the bathroom the whole time," I asked.

...

They then returned me to Earth. "I'm sorry I was living your life," I said.

"I'm sorry my men took you and then tried to kill you," says the Prince, "they have abandonment issues and get like this every time they don't know where I am!"

"I wonder if there's a psychiatrist for a whole planet," I said, "hey, your Highness, could we make a deal?"

LilyMu:

(Team LilyMu sees the spaceship)

Lily: Is that from your home planet, Guano?

Guano: Guano Guano!

(The Prince comes out)

Prince: Guano, you must keep your gem from the forces of evil! If Gonard gets his hands on it, the Universe, as we know it, will end!

(The ship leaves)

In the next chapter, an old enemy of Mitsuki's returns.