Chapter 28: Werepuff:
LilyMu:
(Gonard now rules all of Tokyo)
Blossom: What are your orders now, Master Gonard?
Gonard: There is only one way Team LilyMu can stop me! We must find the LilyMu Lion before they do and then...
(Gonard farts)
Guano: CUT!
Blossom's POV:
"Sorry Guys," says Gonard.
"You have got to stay away from that chili place," says Guano.
"I can't help it," says Gonard, "I love their chili!"
"Blossom, we need to talk," says Nanami. She then pulled me away.
...
"Was there something you needed," I asked.
"Well, you know how my Dad decided to stay in Tokyo to save it from witches," asks Nanami.
"Yeah," I asked.
"He's renting a room here in LilyMu Towers," says Nanami.
"Stay close to his daughter," I asked.
"That and because most of the weird things seem to revolve around LilyMu Towers," says Nanami.
"What do we do," I asked.
"We could tell him Lily's the witch," says Nanami, "let's face it, there is a reason I thought that in the first place!"
I then thought about it. "No," I said, "we have to convince him there is nothing supernatural about Tokyo!"
"How hard could that be," asks Nanami.
We then heard something.
Mikey's POV:
"Okay, Gonard," I said, "I've been tasked with keeping you away from that chili place! So, we're going to try to ignore it, okay?"
"Ignore what," asks Gonard.
"Good," I said, "we're already making prog..."
"Hey, look," says Gonard, "it's that chili place!" Gonard then walks over to it and I face palmed.
Blossom's POV:
We opened the door to my room and we saw a big furry monster thing eating my new clothes. "Hey, I just bought those," I said.
"What is that," asks Nanami.
It then showed us its ID. "Oh, so you're the Werepuff," I said.
It then handed us a book. "Apparently, werepuffs eat clothes," says Nanami.
"Well, my clothes are not on the menu," I said. I then started playing tuga war with this thing.
"Is everything alright," asks Hanshiro.
"His room is in the same hallway as mine," I asked.
"The rooms here do get the best view," says Nanami.
The werepuff agrees, looking out the window.
"We have to get rid of this thing before your Dad sees it," I said.
We then heard the doorknob turning a little.
Mikey's POV:
We were at the chili place. "Is it just me or do the staff look familiar," I asked.
"I don't know," says Gonard. He then starts eating the chili and keeps farting.
I started laughing, but then I remembered we were there for important reasons. "Gonard, you gotta stop eating the chili," I said.
"But it's so good," says Gonard. He then kept eating.
Blossom's POV:
As soon as Hanshiro opened the door, he just saw me and Nanami making out. "Oh, hi Dad," says Nanami.
"Oh, is that... why are there shredded clothes on the floor," asks Hanshiro.
"Uh..." We both said.
"Nanami, are we going to have to have a talk," asks Hanshiro.
"Okay, bye Dad!" Nanami then closes the door.
I had my palisman hide the werepuff in a giant web cacoon and make it look like a giant pillow. We then removed the webbing and the werepuff was able to breathe again.
"We better think of something," I said.
Mikey's POV:
I was answering a call from Blossom. "A werepuff? Yeah, I know that guy. He turned me into a werepuff. Don't ask. Listen, I'm going to have to call you back. Why? Because I'm still trying to keep Gonard from that chili place." I then hung up. I took a look at the staff. I swear, I've seen them before.
Blossom's POV:
We were luring the werepuff away using a trail of clothes. We got the werepuff in the woods. "Now, we can go," says Nanami. We then ran off.
...
We returned, only to see the werepuff is back. "He must really like your clothes," says Nanami.
"I just hope he doesn't touch my... unmentionables," I said.
Mikey's POV:
"That's it," I said, "I have to make a complaint about this place!"
"Is that a fact," asks one member of the staff.
"Yeah, it is," I said.
"Boom! Punch it up," says the other member.
"Wait a minute," I said, "now I recognise you two!"
"Yes, it is I, Ninjamin McFranklin!"
"And me, Chef Saba!"
"What's going on," I asked.
"Mikey Simon, long have we waited for our revenge," says Ninjamin, "you destroyed my chicken restaraunt!"
"And stopped me from making a meal out of that emperor squid," says Saba.
"Ninjamin, you blew up your restaraunt and Saba, you can make a meal out of rocks, you didn't need Squiddy," I said.
"You have a point," says Ninjamin.
"Yeah, but we're still gettin' our revenge," says Saba.
"We created a chili so good, Gonard would become obsessed with it," says Ninjamin.
"But it would also make him fart so much, it could ruin your show," says Saba.
"That's your plan," I asked, "lame!"
"No, we did that because we knew you would be tasked with trying to keep Gonard away from our establishment," says Ninjamin.
"So we can do this," says Saba.
I then fell down a trapdoor...
Blossom's POV:
Nanami and I put the werepuff in a package and wrote to America on it.
...
America sent it back.
...
We then sent it to Mars.
...
Mars sent it back.
...
We then sent it to the 19th Century.
...
The 19th Century sent it back.
...
We then sent it to the Demon Netherworld.
...
The Demon Netherworld sent it back.
...
"What are we going to do," asks Nanami.
"I don't know," I said.
Mikey's POV:
I was still at the bottom of the trapdoor. "Mikey, you down there," asks Gonard.
"Gonard, that chili was made by Ninjamin and Saba," I said.
"You just realizing it," asks Gonard, "this place is called Ninjamin and Saba's!"
Third Person POV:
You're seeing that the sign does, in fact, say "Ninjamin Saba's".
Mikey's POV:
"And you still eat here," I asked.
"Yep," says Gonard.
"You're an idiot," I said.
"You're just learning that now too," asks Gonard.
"Is there more to their revenge," I asked.
"Well, they are going to dump Omega Salsa down the trapdoor," says Gonard.
"Oh, that's not so bad," I said.
"Mikey, that salsa's so spicey, it's like lava," says Gonard.
I was worried.
Blossom's POV:
"Nothing seems to get rid of this thing," says Nanami.
"And if your Dad finds it, he'll know there's a witch around," I said.
"But it really likes your clothes," says Nanami.
"Remind me to buy my clothes at a different store," I said. I then had an idea. "I think I got something..."
Mikey's POV:
Gonard was helping me out. "Now, we have to go before Ninjamin and Saba come," I said.
"You mean us," asks Ninjamin.
They then came at us. Ninjamin is a ninja and Saba's just tough. Gonard and me were backing away, but luckily, the two accidently fall down the trapdoor. Gonard and me then took this oppurtunity to leave.
Blossom's POV:
The werepuff ran out. "I still don't understand how you got rid of it," says Nanami.
"I casted a spell that made my clothes taste like tofu," I said.
"Yuck," says Nanami.
"Now, let's pick all this up," I said.
Hanshiro's POV:
I looked out the window and saw a big hairball running from the building. Interesting...
LilyMu:
(Gonard now rules all of Tokyo)
Blossom: What are your orders now, Master Gonard?
Gonard: There is only one way Team LilyMu can stop me! We must find the LilyMu Lion before they do and then nothing will stand in my way ever again!
(Guano was secretly listening)
Guano: Guano?
In the next chapter, the Clown attempts to use Blossom for his new horror movie.
