What if the boys weren't made from chemical X?

Boomer opened the door the him and his brothers bedroom, Brick and Butch behind him. they had just broken Brick out of the hospital after 2 days of him being there.

"its good to be back!" Brick exclaimed as he walked into the room, a smile on his face.

Boomer couldn't help but smile at both of his brothers happiness about Brick being back home after being stuck in some stupid, boring building forway too long for any of them.

"now, I think we need a break from crime fighting for a bit" Brick announced once they had all calmed down.

"what? why?" Boomer asked, curious.

"all three of us were injured in that fight" Brick explained.

"yeah, I still have a headache from when Buttercup knocked me out" Butch noted as he sat on his bed and opened one of the drawers under his bed. Butch's bed had under bed storage.

he took out a small bag of pretzels, then closed the drawer with his foot while opening the bag.

"yeah, we should probably take a break" Boomer noted before going to his bed and lying down.

"hey Butch, you wanna tell us more about fighting Buttercup?" Brick asked as he sat down in the chair in front of his desk.

both Boomer and Butch stopped what they were doing and stared at him like he had purple crayon markings on his eyeballs.

"it might be useful to know how to fight each others counterparts in case, I dunno, Boomer ends up fighting Blossom or something" Brick shrugged, putting his feet up on the desk.

"fine, after I finish my pretzels" Butch replied, rolling his eyes as he looked away.

half an hour later Boomer was bored as hell of listening to Butch ramble on about fighting Buttercup.

"is there anything else you two do besides beating each other up?" Boomer asked in a desperate attempt to get his brother to stop.

Butch and Brick looked at him in confusion.

"what are you saying?" Butch responded with suspicion in his voice.

"I'm just tired of hearing about you and Buttercup fighting" Boomer explained.

"how about I talk about fighting Blossom? it might be useful" Brick replied.

"as long as you don't ramble on like Butch" Boomer said.

"well, Blossom tends to come up really elaborate strategies, so either you have to kick and, or punch her, or you come up with a strategy of your own" Brick began.