Hey, guys! Welcome to the new chapter of The Yellow Spectator Vs the Forces of Evil! I hope that you guys will enjoy the chapter...anyway, I don't own anything except for my OCs, as all rights to the OCs named Solaris Butterfly, Drakken Clark, Grigori the Dragon-Cycle, and Roach belong entirely to 9655, while the OC Dusk Miller belongs entirely to drakin6345, as the cover image for this story belongs entirely to GokaiSilver3511.
NOW LET'S GET ON WITH THE STORY!
"Of course, very few are aware of the serious matter, so I'll be traveling afar to give an all-day lecture explaining the proper throne posture." King Butterfly says with a stoic tone as it was an average day at the Diaz Household, and we see a bored Star talking with her Parents and Older Brother through her Interdimensional Mirror in her Bedroom. "Slouched shoulders are an epidemic among nobility these days, blah-blah-blah, posture. Blah-blah-blah, back problems. Blah, blah, blah..."
"So this is what it's like to be bored to death," Star whispered to herself dryly with the pink hearts on her cheeks turning into half-empty and spinning hourglasses as she sat on a chair and leaned back against her chair with a tired sigh as the Magical Princess looks like she was about to go to sleep, but then-
"Star! Are those Dimensional Scissors?!" An angry Queen Butterfly exclaimed while pointing forward as an alarmed Star shot up from her chair and turned her head as she was surprised to see her Dimensional Scissors lying on a desk beside her.
"Come on, Mother, those can't possibly be Dimensional Scissors. Where would Star even get them? They must be just a pair of normal scissors, right, Sis?" Solaris asked with a nervous smile while giving Star a pointed look as she perked up and nodded as the blonde-haired girl stood up from her chair.
"Yeah, exactly!" A nervous Star says while reaching over to grab the Dimensional Scissors as she also grabbed a bunch of pieces of paper. "Just normal Earth Scissors. See?" Star says nervously while using the Dimensional Scissors to cut the papers into a unicorn cutout, but accidentally opens up a small Dimensional Portal behind her as a monster's hand reaches through the portal and paws at Star.
"Good. Because you're not to leave Earth." A stern Moon says.
"I would never think of it!" Star yelled with an anxious laugh while placing her arms behind her back and giving her Parents a fake bright smile as the blonde-haired teenage girl kicks the Monster's arm away and Solaris honestly wonders how his Parents have not noticed both the Dimensional Portal and the Monster's Arm behind Star.
"Glad to hear it Anyway, I'm sorry that your Mother and I have to cut this talk short, but I have lecture things to do." King Butterfly says while turning around to walk away as Queen Butterfly rolled her eyes.
"Oh, him and his lectures." Queen Butterfly says while walking off as well as Solaris turned to his Twin Sister.
"Yeah, I should go away. I have to fight off some unruly Goblins that are causing a ruckus with the Commoners. See you soon, Star."
"Okay, bye!" Star says while waving at Solaris goodbye as well as he shuts off the call and the blonde-haired girl sighed in relief before turning around to kick the Monster Arm back through the portal as it closed off, and Star wiped the sweat away from her forehead but then flinched in surprise as the door to her room was opened, and Marco and Hannah walked inside.
"Star, we're about to celebrate my parents' anniversary. Come on."
"Oh, no! I didn't get them anything!" A panicking Star moans in misery as Hannah shrugged.
"Don't worry, Star, just do what I do and have Marco's gift be yours as well. It's what I did since I had no idea that today was his Parents' anniversary." Hannah stated bluntly as Star shakes her head.
"But I wanna give them something just from me because your parents are actually cool!"
"...Cool?" A disbelief Marco asked while staring at Star blankly as Hannah nodded in agreement.
"Yeah, I have to admit, your Parents are pretty cool...and your Dad is like really hot~,"
"What?" A shocked Marco asked.
"Nothing, let's go!" Hannah says with a nervous laugh while turning around to leave the room as Marco watched her go suspiciously but followed after her with an anxious Star as they made their way down to the Living Room and saw Mr. and Mrs. Diaz sitting on the couch, cuddling with each other and sharing quick kisses and giggles as Marco coughed loudly to get their attention.
"Oh, hello, kids!" Rafael greeted cheerfully as the Girls waved at them while Marco stepped forward as the Latino-American Boy held out a small cyan-colored box.
"Happy anniversary, you guys! This gift came from me and Hannah!"
"Ooh!" An intrigued Rafael and Angie said in unison as they reached out to grab the box, and Mr. Diaz opened up the box as Mrs. Diaz reached in to take out two red and light-green fanny packs.
"Wow, Marco! More...fanny packs!" Angie says with a fake smile as she and her husband clearly didn't like the gift since it's the same gift that their son gives them every year, but she didn't want to hurt her son's feelings, so she pretended to be enthusiastic about the fanny packs.
"...Really, dude? Fanny packs? That's a lame gift that you give to your Grandpa on his birthday, not an anniversary gift." Hannah whispered scoldingly to Marco, who waved her off as he stepped forward and lifts up his hoodie to reveal a blue fanny pack.
"Okay, I know you guys are non-believers, but these fanny packs are way cooler than last year's," Marco says while unzipping his fanny pack as he reached to rummage around. "They have everything you need, like a dilemma whistle, non-drowsy antihistamine, and a space blanket made for two!" Marco says with a smile while pulling out a space blanket that depicts an astronaut bear in space as he unfolded in front of the others.
"Oh, yes, you know how much we love to travel and see the sights," Raphael says with a fake cheerful smile as Angie clapped her hands together gleefully.
"Oh, Marco, you and your friend Hannah put so much thought into this. Gifts are such a great way to show how much you really care about someone. I didn't think it was possible to love you more than I do right now, Son." Angie says with Star looking more and more distressed by what she said and gripping her blonde hair tightly before snapping as Star practically zooms over to leap on top of Mr. and Mrs. Diaz as the blonde-haired teenage girl gives them both a big shaky, and nervous smile.
"And I'm giving you a trip to Mewni!"
"We're going to Mewni?!" A shocked and amazed Raphel and Angie exclaimed excitedly while getting up from the couch after Star leaped off from them as they held hands and cheered as a self-conscious Marco rubbed the back of his head awkwardly.
"Uh, we can use our new fanny packs!"
"We go now, right?"
"Right now?"
"I want to go right now!"
"Please!" Raphael and Angie asked in unison while running over to hug a beaming Star as they jumped up and down and cheered loudly, extremely happy about the Magical Princess's Gift as an amused Hannah turned to a disappointed Marco.
"Ha, ha, ha, you got upstage," Hannah says with a snort and a laugh as Marco pouts and crossed his arms with a glare.
~[The Yellow Spectator vs The Forces of Space and Evil Theme Song!]~
It's gonna get a little weird
Gonna get a little wild
I ain't from 'round here
I'm from another dimension
The Royal Magic Wand and the Yellow Spectator Coin glowed brightly and magically as two hands reached out to grab them, and a split screen occurred as we see a smiling Star Butterfly and a smirking Hannah Strictland standing in Mewni and Echo Creek, respectively, as Mewni Princess eagerly began testing out her magic by blasting a One-Eyed Ogre in the butt with a Narwhal Blast while the African American Teenager morphed into her Yellow Spectator Form and pulled out her Spectator Pistols as she fired multiple blasts into a nearby wall, creating a hole in it as a stern Moon and River Butterfly appeared as they grabbed a pouting Star by her arms and started dragging her forward with Wayne Strictland doing the same thing to a sheepish Hannah as they pushed the Teenage Girls through a Dimensional Portal/Door and a yelping Star and Yellow Spectator fell forward as they landed in front of a surprise Marco Diaz in his home as he was practicing his Karate.
It's gonna get a little weird
Gonna have a good time
I ain't from 'round here
I'm from another woo-hoo
Surprised by his two friends' sudden appearance, Marco then smiled at the Girls as Star and Yellow Spectator reached over to grab his arms as they ran out of the Diaz Home and made their way through the streets of Echo Creek and arrived at their school as they were about to enter it, but was stopped as a giant Bug Monster burst out of the wall and glared at them as Hannah and the others got into brief battle poses...before the Giant Monster smiled goofily as he and the Group shared a brief dance with each other before a grinning Pony Head appeared with Dimensional Scissors in her mouth as she flew into the Gang's School and Yellow Spectator, Marco, and Star followed after her as they ran past a grinning Janna Ordonia showing a frightened Student a ripped out still bleeding Human Hand, Ferguson O'durguson and Alfonzo Dolittle goofing off with each other, and Jackie Lynn Thomas riding past them on her skateboard as Pony Head then cuts open a Dimensional Portal and a cheering Hannah, Star, and Marco jumped through the portal to go to another Dimension.
Yea-ah!
A laughing Hannah, Star, and Marco landed on a cloud in the Bounce Lounge as the trio then jumped off of it and flew through another Dimensional Portal as the Gang appeared on an Alien Spaceship with some type of Alien Cyborg Creature glaring at them as it fired a red energy bream at the trio, but Yellow Spectator and the others were quick to fall backwards through another Dimensional Portal as they fall down into an ocean and were quick to resurface as they spotted a Pirate Ship in front of them with a crew filled with Human/Rabbit Hybrid Pirates as they were about to attack them, but the trio were quick to dive back down into the ocean and go through another Dimensional Portal as they appeared in the Hell Dimension as they appeared in Tom's Castle with said Demon staring at them in surprise before putting a sly look and held out a rose made out of fire as Tom walked over to Star while pushing away a yelping Marco as the Mewni Princess crossed her arms at him angrily with a scowl as Tom winced at this...before spotting Hannah as he walked over to wiggle his eyebrow at her, only for a deadpan yellow Spectator to kick him below his belt as he fell down into the ground and the trio were quick to run through another Dimensional Portal as they appeared in Mewni, specifically the Butterfly Castle as they saw Solaris Butterfly training and the Prince of Mewni waved at them as the trio waved back, but then winced at the sight of Moon and River glaring at them as they were quick to run through another Dimensional Portal.
I'm talking rainbows,
I'm talking puppies.
Puh-puh-puh-puh-puh-puh-puh-puuuhh!
Warping back to the Diaz Household, Hannah and the others laughed joyfully as the Laser Puppies appeared and jumped onto them as the group's good mood was ruined by Ludo and his Army appearing on the scene as well as all of the Yellow Spectator's Alien Enemies as they all charged to attack them and Marco was quick to get into a Karate Pose while the Girls shared a smirk before Star held out her Glowing Wand and Hannah pulled out her Yellow Spectator Coin as they aimed them at the enemies and a huge magical multi-colored energy blast occurred that covered the area and destroyed their enemies.
It's gonna get a little weird,
Gonna get a little wild.
I ain't from 'round here,
I'm from another dimension!
Landing in a dark area, a grunting Star, Hannah, and Marco shared a smile as the Girls held out their Magical Items, and it produced a huge magical glow that lit up the area as they were all surprised to see all of their Friends, Families, and Enemies appearing behind them as Marco quickly got into his Karate Pose while the Girls crouched down into the floor as they then leaped up into the air and stood back to back as a smirking Star and Hannah held out their Glowing Wand and Yellow Spectator Coin as we zoom into them and the title of the story appeared in front of the readers.
~[The Yellow Spectator vs The Forces of Space and Evil Theme Song Over!]~
"Mr. and Mrs. Diaz? Welcome to Mewni!" Star exclaimed with a big grin on her face as, after using her Dimensional Scissors to cut open a portal to Mewni, the group walked through it and arrived at the land of Mewni as everyone, sans Star, looked around in awe with Mr. and Mrs. Diaz taking photographs with old-timey cameras.
"Is this where you grew up?" Angie asked curiously as Star scoffed and shakes her head as she chuckled.
"No-ho-ho. I live up there." Star says while pointing up to reveal a large castle planted on top of a small mountain.
"Ooh!"
"Oh. Higher." Star says casually while checking her nails with a smug grin on her face as everyone looked up and spotted a castle placed on top of a volcano.
"Ooooh!"
"Higher!" Star says with a sing-songy voice while pointing upwards as the Gang were amazed to see the Butterfly Castle planted on top of a cloud in the air.
"Ooooooh!" Mr. and Mrs. Diaz said in unison with starry eyes as they took pictures of it.
"I have to admit, your place looks great. I definitely want to go there-Mmph!" Hannah says before yelping in surprise as Star zoomed over to cover her mouth, trying to prevent Marco's Parents from getting any ideas, but it was too late as Angie perked up.
"Let's go there."
"Aw, you don't wanna see that lame, cheesy, touristy stuff. What you want is the real Mewni experience." Star says with an awkward laugh while gesturing at the area around her as everyone winced in surprise and disgust at the sight of the Mewni Slumps as a woman can be seen caring for 14 children, there's a herd of 12 pig-goat hybrids, and a man with a long nose stirs a pot of stew as a boy reaches for the stew, and the man grabs the boy and drops him in the stew as the boy giggles.
"...Can we go to the castle instead?" Hannah asked with a blank tone as Star glared at her and was about to say something, but then-
"Sorry, but I'm afraid we can't allow visitors today." A familiar male voice rang out as everyone turned around and were surprised to see Solaris riding onto the scene while riding on top of a Warnicorn as he ran over to stop near them. Solaris's Warnicorn was 5 feet tall and 25 years old as it largely resembles the mythical unicorn but it has lightning bolt-shaped scars on his face and a bulkier body as his tail, mane, and hoofs are dark purple and has blue skin with red eyes, a white black-stripped horn, purple bushy eyebrows, small black ears, two holes that act as a nose, white teeth, and a purple beard. His name is Roach.
"Solaris? What are you doing here?" A surprised Hannah asked as Solaris gave her a deadpanned look while getting down from his Warnicorn.
"I live here."
"Oh, yeah, right." A sheepish Hannah says with a blush as Mr. and Mrs. Diaz walked forward curiously.
"Star, who is this?" Angie asked as Star flinched and sweated anxiously as she pointed at Solaris.
"Oh, uh, Mr. and Mrs. Diaz? This is Solaris, my Older Twin Brother. Solaris? This is Mr. and Mrs. Diaz, Marco's Parents." Star says while introducing each other as Solaris smiled a bit and walked forward to raise his hand.
"It's nice to finally meet you two."
"Oh, same. It's nice to see more of Star's family." Angie says with a sweet smile.
"He, he, good to know, but I have to ask, do you know that my Sister and your Son dig each other?"
"Oh absolutely," Angie says with a knowing and teasing tone as Solaris laughed while Star and Marco blushed heavily as a curious Raphael went over to inspect Roach.
"I have to ask, but where did you get this marvelous steed of yours?"
"Oh, that's Roach. My Warnicorn."
"You have a Warnicorn?! Ah, I'm so jealous!" Hannah says with starry eyes and an excited squeal as she went over to rub his mane, but then gagged in disgust as Roach started pooping, and it plops down onto the ground and it splashes near Hannah's feet as the African-American Teenage instantly jumped back and shivered in disgust, and everyone laughed as Solaris chuckled a bit before turning to Star as he gave her a serious look.
"So, I have to ask, Star, why are you here? You know what will happen if our Parents find out that-,"
"Yeah, yeah, I know, but today was Mr. and Mrs. Diaz's Anniversay, and I didn't have a gift for them, so-,"
"So you decided to take them on a tour of Mewni, huh?" Solaris asked while talking with Star away from the group as his Twin Sister nodded somberly. "Ugh, fine, but we need to make sure that our Parents don't find out about this."
"Don't worry, they are busy with their meetings and such, so there is no way that they can find out about our little excursion," Star says reassuringly as Solaris pursed her lips but nodded just as Agnie spotted a Little Boy eating something nearby as she walked over to him.
"Oh, hello, little boy," Angie says with a friendly tone before flinching in surprise as the Mewni Boy turned to her, revealing that he was eating a horned rat as he hissed at her loudly and turned around to run away. "Oh...yum-yum-yum," Angie says with an awkward laugh as Hannah sweated a bit with a wince.
"Geez, this is how the Lower Class in Mewni lives? Geez and I thought my old neighborhood was bad." Hannah says as Solaris sighed somberly.
"Yeah, it's really unfortunate," Solaris says with a guilty expression on his face as Mr. and Mrs. Diaz looks a bit bummed out as Star bit her lip nervously and looked around frantically.
"Uh...uh...oh! Look! An open-air market!" Star says while walking over to grab Marco's Parents by their arms as she dragged them forward, and Hannah, Marco, and Solaris followed after them as they started walking through the Open-Air Market.
"Star, I still think this is a dangerous idea," Solaris whispered to Star worriedly as Hannah nodded in agreement.
"Yeah, unlike us, they aren't used to traveling through Magical Worlds. They might get hurt or killed." Hannah says as Solaris turned to her in surprise.
"Wait a minute, you actually agree with me on something that I said? Who are you, and what have you done with Hannah?"
"Ha, ha, fuck you, you blue-haired Disney Prince," Hannah says sarcastically as Solaris looked livid about that comment.
"Moving on, I still think this is a dangerous idea."
"Guys, I know how you feel, but don't worry, I got this handled," Star says confidently as Hannah and Solaris looked unconvinced by what she said as the gang walked past various Merchants.
"Get your hydra trail apples!"
"Half-off shrunken goblin heads!"
"Want pickled giant's toe? Is good." Various Merchants said in unison as Raphael and Angie approached a Merchant with purple hair as he was wearing a trench coat and proceeded to flash them as Marco's Parents gasped...before beaming as the Merchant seems to be selling various wares, which included sundials, wind chimes, jewelry, and a chicken leg.
"I got what you need."
"I'll take the wind chimes, please," Angie says with a smile after she and her Husband took pictures of the Merchant as Star and Solaris bought the chimes for Marco's Parents, and they walked off as the gang goes down an alleyway and were about to leave, but then the Butterfly Siblings froze in their tracks at the sight of King Butterfly, Drakken, and some Servants buying a spear from another Merchant as Drakken spotted the Butterfly Siblings, who gave him pleading looks to not say anything as he narrowed his eyes at them before nodding as Drakken turned back to distract River and Star and Solaris sighed in relief as they then turned around to catch up with the others and was able to see their friends standing near the pig-goat pen and a smiling Hannah petted one of them while Marco was cleaning something off the bottom of his shoe as the Butterfly Siblings runs up to them and tackled them into the pig-goat pen.
"What the hell, guys?!" An angry and disgusted Hannah asked as an equally angry and disgusted Marco nodded in agreement.
"Yeah, why did you two-,"
"Guys, our Dad is here!" Solaris revealed as the Duo gasped in shock.
"Your Dad?!"
"Yes! I don't know what he's doing here, but if he sees me, I am dead!" A panicking Star says as Marco reached over to place his hand on her shoulder to calm her down.
"Breathe, Star, breathe. Just tell my parents the fanny packs are from the three of us, and we can go home."
"Or you can take them somewhere else?" Hannah suggested as Star beamed and nodded vigorously as she reached over to grab her friend's head.
"Hannah! You are a genius!" Star exclaimed loudly while reaching over to kiss her on the mouth happily, much to Hannah's shock as she blushed heavily but didn't have time to say anything as Star pulls them all out of the Pig-Goat Pen and made her way over to Mr. and Mrs. Diaz, who were ignorantly taking pictures of the pig-goats as Star smiled at them anxiously. "Okay, so, why don't we go somewhere else? Like...uh...oh! Mewni's Natural Beauty!" Star shouted while pointing over to a scary-looking forest as flashes of lightning rang out, and dramatic music played.
"Sounds thrilling!/We love nature!" Mr. and Mrs. Diaz yelled in unison with excited, eager smiles on their faces as they then approached the forest while taking pictures as Marco and Solaris spotted a nearby sign as they were surprised to see that it reads, 'FOREST OF CERTAIN DEATH'.
"Forest of Certain Death?!" Marco and Solaris asked in shock as Star waved her hand around nervously.
"Oh, don't read too much into the name."
"Why did you kiss me?" Hannah asked while touching her lip.
"Quick, let's go, go, go!" A panicking and sweating Star says hurriedly while running forward as Hannah watched her go confusedly and turned to the boys for an explanation as they shrugged, and the African-American Girl sighed heavily in annoyance as she reluctantly approached the Forest of Certain Death with the others.
"So it's really kind of important to keep moving," Star says with an incredibly scared and nervous expression on her face as we see her and the others walking through the Forest of Certain Death with Solaris walking next to his Twin Sister as Mr. and Mrs. Diaz were taking pictures of everything they see while Hannah and Marco were looking around suspiciously for any kind of threats in the forest. "There's a bleeding willow tree," Star says while pointing at a bleeding willow tree, which was actually bleeding red blood as Mr. and Mrs. Diaz intriguingly took pictures of it, completely oblivious to the fact that a centipede-like monster quickly slithers past Marco and Hannah as they yelped in surprise.
"Here's a carnivore blossom." Solaris says while pointing at a Carnivore Blossom, which was munching on a couple of baboon-faced dead bees as an oblivious Raphael and Angie took pictures of it. "And if you want to know an interesting tidbit about this forest is that there are rumors of a spider-like creature living here." Solaris says with Mr. and Mrs. Diaz 'Ooohhhhhhhhhing' in wonder at what he said as they were completely unaware of a giant's foot stomping past behind them.
"Oh, this is so incredible!/I am loving this Anniversary Gift! Best anniversary ever, best anniversary ever! Best anniversary ever!" Raphael and Angie chanted in unison while grabbing each other's hands as they walked forward, not knowing that they walked through something on the ground that had teeth as a worried Star and Solaris followed after them.
"Wait! What about us?!" Hannah asked as she and Marco were left behind with the venus-fly trap on the floor.
"Don't worry, Hannah, I got this," Marco says reassuringly while reaching into his fanny pack to pull out a few sticks of gum and tossed it forward as the venus-fly trap on the floor instantly snapped closed to chew on the gum.
"Whoa! Nice one, Safety Kid!" Hannah praised while giving Marco a thumbs up as he nodded.
"Thank you," Marco says with a beam as he and Hannah walked past the venus fly trap as they walked down the pathway and was able to meet up with the Butterfly Twins but noticed that Raphael and Angie weren't around. "Hey, where are my Parents?"
"They ran off but are still close by. Come on, let's go after them." Star says as Marco nodded with a smirk.
"Well, don't worry, guys, with my trusty fanny pack, I will have us out of here in a jiffy," Marco says while stepping forward as he was instantly punched down onto the ground by a nearby Demon Flower.
"Ha, ha, ha! You got beat up by a flow-Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Hannah says before screaming in surprise as a Demon Flower sprouted out beneath her, launching her up into the air and caused her to crash down onto a nearby bush with a moan as Star and Solaris laughed amusedly but then gasped as a bunch of Demon Flowers sprouted out of the ground and surrounded our Young Heroes.
"Oh, it's the Demon Flowers!" A shocked Star exclaimed as Solaris nodded.
"Yeah, this is easy, all we have to avoid them and do not attack them-,"
"It's Morphing Time!" Hannah exclaimed after reaching into her pocket to pull out her glowing Yellow Spectator Coin, and a bright yellow glow covered her body as, once it dies down, the Butterfly Twins saw that Hannah has now transformed into her Super Form, the Yellow Spectator.
"Attack!" Marco exclaimed while pulling out a white band from out of his pocket as he tied it around his head and the Duo rushed forward as Hannah pulled out her Slasher Dagger and began slicing and dicing various Demon Flowers in sight while Marco was punching and kicking them away, but more and more Demon Flowers keep appearing as, before they could react, the flowers reached down to grab a surprised Hannah and hoisted her up into the air as the Demon Flowers began tossing the African-American Teenager around.
"GUYS-OW! HELP-OW! ME-OW!" Yellow Spectator screamed in pain while still being tossed around by the Demon Flowers as a worried Marco turned to Solaris.
"Quick, dude, you have to do something!"
"Yes, indeed," Solaris says with a serious nod as he reached into his pocket and pulled out his compact-like phone as the Prince of Mewni begins recording Hannah's misfortune.
"HEY-OW! ARE-OW! YOU-OW! RECORDING-OW! THIS-?!"
"Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep. Consider this payback for your smart-ass comment about my outfit earlier." Solaris says with a smug grin on his face as Marco gave him a deadpanned look, and Star struggled to keep her laughter as she covered her mouth. "This is also what you get for not listening to your tour guides!"
"Fuck-Ow! You-Ow! Solaris-Ow!"
"Why thank you," Solaris says with a cheeky grin before he and Star flinched in surprise as a Demon Flower reached out to grab Marco and threw him up into the air as the screaming Latino-American Boy joined in on Hannah's torture.
"Okay, okay, we should probably go and help them, Solaris." A now worried Star says as Solaris nods and the Butterfly Twins walked up to Hannah and Marco, who were captured in the Demon Flowers' grasp as they stopped tossing them around and started squeezing the Teenagers tightly. "Guys, my Brother and I have faced the Demon Flowers before. You can't fight them, or else they will duplicate and be more aggressive with their attacks." Star warns as Solaris nodded.
"Yeah, the only way to stop them is by smelling them."
"...Are you serious?" Yellow Spectator asked deadpannedly while Marco looked shocked.
"Yeah, if you smell them, they will let you pass peacefully," Solaris says with a nod as the Human Teenagers gave them flat, disbelieving looks.
"This is stupid."
"All I smell is bull-,"
"Just do it, guys! Like so!" Star says while walking over to smell a few Demon Flowers with Solaris doing the same as Hannah and Marco were shocked to see the Demon Flowers smiling at the Butterfly Twins happily and opened up a pathway for them as the Human Teenagers shared an incredulous look before shrugging as they started smelling the Demon Flowers around them, satisfying them enough that the Demon Flowers lets go of them and sets down on the ground as the group continued smelling the flowers, allowing the Demon Flowers to continue opening the path for them as they were finally free.
"I still can't believe that happened." Yellow Spectator says with an embarrassed groan as Solaris laughed.
"I can't believe I got that all on my phone. This is going to make me laugh every time I see this." Solaris says with a grin, loving Hannah making a fool of herself as said person turned to glare at him in annoyance, but couldn't help but be a little bit impressed as she snorted.
"Heh, you petty fuckboy." Yellow Spectator says with a smirk while punching his arm playfully as Solaris yelped in pain and an awkward Marco placed his hand over his crotch as he scurried off.
"Errrr, why don't you guys go ahead while I do something real quick? Hannah? You mind coming with me real quick?" Marco asked as Hannah raised an eyebrow at him oddly but nodded as she followed after him while the Butterfly Siblings ran off to try and find Marco's Parents.
"Wait! Mr. and Mrs. Diaz! Come back! You can stop being so cool now!" Star yelled with a scared whimper while tripping a bit as Solaris was able to catch her in time and hoisted her up into the air as she gave him a grateful look before the Butterfly Twins traveled up the blanches and made it to the top as they spotted the Diazes slowly approach a small porcupine-like creature.
"Okay, now, hold still," Raphael says to the small porcupine-like creature as he and Angie began taking pictures of him, much to his annoyance as he screeched.
"Oh, they're still alive," Star says while sighing in relief as a glaring Solaris turned to her and was about to say something, but then-
"These tracks are fresh." A familiar voice rang out as Star and Solaris turned their heads and gasped when they spotted King Butterfly, Drakken, and the two servants standing a few feet away from them with King Butterfly tasting something on the ground as Star and Solaris were quick to hide behind a log.
"Pegasus feathers! He's on to me!"
"Okay, I think now is the time that we take everyone back to Earth," Solaris says as Star nodded seriously, realizing now that it was time to call off the Tour early as Marco and Hannah suddenly showed up.
"Nothin' makes you feel more like a man than goin' to the bathroom in the woods," Marco says with a fake manly tone as Hannah rolled his eyes.
"Oh, please, you wouldn't go in that bush if I didn't promise to keep a lookout for you, and you keep ordering me to not look at you." Hannah says sarcastically as Marco blushed in embarrassment and was about to say something, but then the Duo yelped in surprise as the Butterfly Siblings reached out to grab the Human Teenagers and pulled them into their hiding spot.
"We gotta go. It's not safe here." Star says nervously as Hannah raised an eyebrow.
"Oh, so now it's when you realize that this forest isn't safe? What tipped you off?"
"Our Dad," Solaris says blankly while pointing ahead as the Gang spotted Drakken pretending to spot a Monster roaming to the left after spotting the group as a grinning King Butterfly charged forward, and his servants followed after him.
"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, yeah, that's bad," Hannah says with a wince as Star nodded.
"Yeah, let's just get Marco's Parents and go home."
"Agreed," Marco says as everyone got out of their hiding spot and ran forward to meet up with the Old Couple.
"Okay, Mr. and Mrs. Diaz, that concludes the tour. Hope you've enjoyed your..." Star says with a bright fake smile but then trailed off as she and the others realized that Mr. and Mrs. Diaz weren't taking pictures of the creature anymore and had wandered off on their own.
"Where did they go?" Marco asked concernedly as Hannah hummed thoughtfully and looked around as she spotted something that made her perk up.
"Guys, look! Footprints!" Hannah yelled while pointing at the ground as she and the others spotted a set of human footprints leading toward a skull-shaped cave as a scary musical sting rang out.
"Well, shit..." Solaris stated dryly before composing himself as he and the others sneaked into the cave as the group walked around, trying to search for Mr. and Mrs. Diaz as Marco beamed when he spotted something.
"Look, it's their stuff!" Marco shouted while pointing ahead as the gang was able to see Raphael and Angie's clothes lying around.
"Whoa, your Mom's boobs are huge!" A shocked Yellow Spectator exclaimed while pointing over at Angie's discarded bra lying around and bends down to grab it as she was in disbelief that one cup is as big as her head. "How does your Mom hide them so well?"
"Can we please not talk about my Mom's boobs?!" An annoyed Marco says as Hannah flinches and smiled at him sheepishly as she was about to say something when, suddenly, the gang felt a breeze hit them, and everyone froze as the Butterfly Twins pulled out their Magic Wand and Tennibris Sword as they glowed brightly and the group gasped in shock as they spotted a Hydra Monster sleeping near them, but it woke up due to how bright the twins magical weapons were as he sat up and lifts up its heads as seven more heads pop out, and all of them roared loudly as the teenagers screamed as well.
"Let's get outta here!" A panicking Marco screamed as he and the others turned around to try and run out of the cave, only to gasp in shock as they spotted a giant spider appearing on the scene and hissing at them angrily. Standing before them is a 9-foot-tall, 40-year-old Female Spider Monster with eight pupilless red eyes, a bald head, giant black pinchers, six giant spider-like legs, Black Fur with Gray Skin, and a spider-like build. Her name is Kikimora.
"Split up!" Solaris ordered with a glare as he and Hannah jumped to the left while Marco and Star jumped to the right as Kikimora followed after the Prince of Mewni and Yellow Spectator. "Glitter Dragon Escalation!" Solaris chanted while waving his glowing Tennibris Sword around as he created a giant dragon made out of energy and shape it into a giant bridge to allow him and Hannah to climb up it as a hissing Kikimora chased after them after firing a giant stream of webbing from out of her mouth and attached it onto the Prince of Mewni's energy construct as she propelled herself up into the air.
"Yo, dude! I think that's one of those weird monsters that hates you for a weird reason!" Yellow Spectator screamed while pointing down at Kikimora as Solaris nodded and narrowed his eyes with a glare.
"Which means that we have to kill it yet again! Levitato!" Solaris chanted while holding out his glowing Tennibris Sword and latched onto several rock spikes, covering them with purple energy as the Prince of Mewni ripped them out of the ceiling and telekinetically tossed them towards Kikimora, causing her to wince and stop in her tracks in pain as it hissed.
"Pounce!" Yellow Spectator shouted while teleporting over to appear on top of the Giant Spider Monster as she crashed against her and sends them crashing down onto the ground.
"Star, we have to help the others!" Marco yelled as Star nodded in agreement and was about to follow after him but stopped as she heard muffled screams inside the Hydra's stomach.
"No, wait! That thing ate your parents!" Star shouted while pointing at the Hydra, who roared as one of the heads went over to try and eat them but was stopped by a glaring Star as she held out her glowing Magic Wand. "Spectral Dolphin Energy Blast!" Star chanted while firing a spectral green energy construct of a dolphin at Hydra Head 1, sending it flying away as the five of the Hydra Heads appeared to try and eat the Teenage Lovebirds, but Star quickly blasted Hydra Heads 2 and 3 away with a couple of Spectral Dolphin Energy Blasts while Marco jumped up to kick away Hydra Heads 4 and 5 as he then reached out to grab and Star's hand, causing her to blush a bit in surprise as the Latino-American Boy pulled her away and the Duo ran across the cave to try and find an exit, but only to find a dead end as the Hydra Monster chased after them and Hydra Heads 6, 7, and 8 threw back their heads to fire one big combined attack as Marco reacted quickly and reached into his fanny pack as he pulled out his Space Blanket.
"Quick! Under here!" Marco yelled as Star quickly ran over to him, and the Duo ducked underneath Space Blanket just as the Hydra Monster's Heads 6, 7, and 8 fired multiple streams of blue fire at them as the Space Blanket was able to miraculously protect them from the monster's fire breath.
"Wow! I can't believe that work! What else do you have in there?" Star asked curiously as Marco gave her a smug grin.
"I pretty much used up everything when I was schoolin' the Forest of Certain Death earlier, had to use my whistle to drive away some animals when I was peeing in the woods, but the one thing that I haven't used yet is this miniature book of knots," Marco says while reaching into his fanny pack to pull out a tiny book of knots as an intrigued Star coos.
"Awwww, so cute...wait...did you say knots?"
"Yeah. Why?" Marco asked curiously before perking up as he and Star shared a knowing look and grinned slyly as they shared a high five.
"Stab in the eye! Stab in the eye! Stab in the eye!" Yellow Spectator shouted repeatedly while raising her Slasher Daggers and was using it to stab it into four of the Giant Spider Monster's eyes, causing it to hiss in pain before glaring at the Spectator angrily as she opened up her mouth and fired a huge stream of webbing that impacted against a surprised Hannah as she was sent flying back and crashed down onto the ground.
"Ugh, what the hell?!" An annoyed Yellow Spectator screamed while struggling to escape from the webbing as a hissing Kikimora stepped forward and was about to try and kill her, but then hissed in pain as Solaris dropped down from the sky and crash on top of the Giant Spider's head and then jumped off as the Prince of Mewni then twirled around and landed in front of the African American Teenager as he held out his glowing Tennibris Sword.
"Mega-Explosive Crystal Laser!" Solaris chanted with a fierce glare on his face as he fired out a huge beam of red light, similar to a laser pointer as it flew over to impact against Kikimora's head, causing it to screech in pain and take a couple of steps back before hissing in misery as it crashed down onto the ground, dead as an impressed Yellow Spectator used her Pounce Ability to teleport out of the webbing.
"Nice one, Solaris!" A grinning Yellow Spectator exclaimed while walking over to share a high five with Solaris as, meanwhile with the Lovebirds, we see Marco and Star jumping out from under the space blanket as they grinned up at the snarling Hydra Monster cockily.
"Bet you can't catch me!/Over here!" Star and Marco screamed in unison with taunting looks on their faces as they ran off in opposite directions, and Hydra Heads 1, 2, 3, and 4 chased after the Magical Princess while Hydra Heads 5, 6, 7, and 8 chased after the Latino-American Boy.
"Hey, you! Yeah, you! You can't catch me!" Star yelled while easily dodging Hydra Heads 1 and 2's lunge as she limboed underneath Hydra Head 3's attempt to bite off her head and instated caused all three Hydra Heads' necks to get entangled.
"Over here!" Marco exclaimed while dodging Hydra Heads 5, 6, and 7's attacks as they ended up getting entangled as well.
"Come and get us!" Star and Marco screamed while joining together as they ran around in a circle with Hydra Heads 4 and 8 trying to follow after them, but instead got tangled up as well as, after the Lovebirds were done, all of the Hydra Heads ended up being tied up in a big knot, causing them to gag and plead for air as the Hydra Monster then crashed down onto the ground and suffocated to death as Star and Marco skids to a stop and shared a fist bump with big grins on their faces, but then winced a bit when they heard a loud trumpeting yell above them and Star and Marco turned around as they gasped in shock at the sight of King Butterfly standing on top of a cliff while holding up a spear as he wore nothing but a brown loincloth and had a bone sticking out of his beard as Drakken stood beside him.
"Time for a feast!" River says with a grin and a laugh as he jumps off the cliff and lands beside the Hydra Monster, ready to challenge it into battle, but paused as he realized that it's not only dead but that his Daughter and her friend were standing near it. "Star?!"
"Dad!?"
"Father?!" Solaris asked in shock as, after killing Kikimora, we see him and Yellow Spectator running back over to the others as Hannah had earlier transformed into her civilian form and pocketed her Spectator Coin.
"Solaris!?"
"A couple of Human Teenagers?!
"A Random Butler Guy!?" Hannah and Marco exclaimed in shock as the Butterfly Family raised an eyebrow at them confusedly.
"Sorry, we wanted to be included," Hannah says sheepishly as Drakken and Marco nodded in agreement before the latter gasped as he gripped his head worriedly.
"My parents are still inside that thing!" Marco screamed nervously as everyone perked up and quickly ran over to the dead Hydra Monster as a roaring River stabbed his spear into the monster's stomach and cuts an opening, freeing several Mewni Civilians as they cheered and ran away to safety as the Gang tried to look inside for Mr. and Mrs. Diaz, but couldn't find them as a worried Marco turned to them. "They're not here?! Where are my Parents?!" Marco asked as everyone showed awkward and horrifying looks as they were about to break it to the teenage boy gently that his Parents are dead, but then stopped as they heard soft giggling nearby and everyone ran ahead as Hannah and the others were surprised to see Marco's Parents enjoying themselves in a hot spring as they were completely naked and Angie can be seen lying on Raphel's lap as they were making out.
"Oh, thank Mewni!"
"Mom! Dad!"
"You're alive!"
"And you're only wearing the fanny packs!" Solaris, Marco, Star, and Hannah exclaimed in relief and happiness but then blushed heavily when they noticed that Mr. and Mrs. Diaz were completely naked as a disturbed Marco covered his eyes, Solaris and River looked away respectfully, and an amazed Hannah and Star stared at them shamelessly.
"Whoa, you're right, her boobs are as big as your head," Star whispered to Hannah in shock as she nodded in agreement, and the Married Couple stopped making out as a chuckling Angie dropped down into the hot springs and Marco's Parents turned to address the group.
"Ah, King Butterfly! Care for a dip?" Rapphel asked as an incredibly awkward River coughed into his hand and shakes his head.
"As inviting as that sounds, I need a minute with my children," River says while reaching up to grab Solaris and Star by their ears as he started dragging them away, ignoring their protests of pain as he leads them to a more secluded part of the cave and turns to give his Children a stern glare. "Star, you know you're not to leave Earth! What are you doing here? And Solaris, if you knew that she was here, why didn't you take her back to Earth and report to us what happened?" River asked with his arms across as the Butterfly Twins shared a look of shame and guilt.
"Okay, okay! Uh, but the thing is, it's not exactly my fault!" Star yelled as Solaris nodded.
"Yeah, you see, her Friend's parents had an Anniversary, and Star wanted to do something special with them and...wait a minute...what are you doing here, Father? And why are you wearing a loincloth and facepaint?" Solaris asked suspiciously as Star gasped and narrowed her eyes firmly as she crossed her arms.
"Yeah, aren't you supposed to be giving some boring lecture?" Star asked with her and Solarias glaring at River scoldingly as he sweated nervously and rubbed the back of his head awkwardly as the King of Mewni looked away.
"Uh, yes! W-We got a little lost. The directions were, uh..."
"Just tell them the truth, sire," Drakken says with a tired sigh while being able to climb down from the cliff with his Servants as they walked over to River, who dropped his head in defeat as he sighed heavily and nodded.
"Okay, okay, look, there is no lecture. Being King is exhausting. Every once in a while, I need to sneak away and fight monsters. It keeps me sane, and it's good for my throne posture." River said while swinging his spear around as Solaris gave his Father a sympathetic look, and Star gasped in awe as she gained starry eyes.
"Whoa, no way! So that means that Solaris and I get our Monster Fighting from you?! That's so cool!"
"I suppose so," River says with a warm smile as he and his Children shared a laugh.
"So, uh, are you gonna tell Mom that you saw me?" Star asked worriedly as River said nothing at first and turned to Solaris.
"Do you promise to look after her?"
"Of course. Me and her Friends." Solaris says while gesturing at Marco and Hannah, who waved at him friendly as River smiled and nodded.
"Well, then, in that case, I didn't see you guys, and you all didn't see me...but just this once," River says firmly as the Butterfly Twins nodded before walking over to hug their Father as he hugged them back.
"Hugs!" Star, Solaris, and River exclaimed in unison before separating from each other as the King of Mewni waved at his children goodbye.
"Farewell," River says before walking off with his Servants as Drakken was about to follow after him but stopped as he spotted Star and Solaris giving him grateful looks, and the Butler of the Butterfly Family smiled softly as he nodded at them before leaving as Hannah and Marco walked up to their friends.
"It's cool that you guys bonded, and you got to see that side of your Dad," Marco says as the Butterfly Twins nodded with big smiles on their faces but then paused a bit as they spotted Raphael and Angie walking past them to make their way to find their clothes, obliviously flashing their privates to the group as a disgusted Marco covered his eyes, Solaris looked away respectfully, and Hannah and Star once again shamelessly ogled the naked married couple with big blushes on their faces and blood going down their noses. "I wish I hadn't seen that side of my Dad..."
"Whoa! Nice one, Mr. Diaz!" Hannah complimented with a thumbs up, nodding approvingly at his huge package as she then leaned over to Star. "Hey, Star, are you hoping that Marco got his Father's strong genes~?" Hannah asked with a sly grin as Star blushed harder and covered her face in embarrassment as the African-American Teenager laughed amusedly.
And that's about it. I hope you guys enjoyed the chapter, and I can't wait to write the next one. Also, like with the previous 2 chapters, Solaris' spells are canon and weren't created by Star except for the Glitter Dragon Escalation spell.
Anyway, as always, I will catch you all later.