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This is how the story starts. The scene has an average ordinary highschool anime protagonist named Saito Behole. This was him in his bed. It was completely ordinary, except he was anime protagonist. He just so happened to wake up in the morning.
He said.
[Saito Behole: Oh hi world, it is I, Saito Behole, and I happened to have woken up in the morning. Good Morning to Everyone!]
Of course, he was alone in his room and the sound reached noone because they were not there. It was a good thing that his parents mysteriously disappeared from his life for reasons, it's convenient time such as now. He can say or do anything at home without gratuitous personal censorship. Perhaps he could partake in bringing home women for stroking, or not. Also anime games without headphones. He has lots of friends in his mind too. Perhaps he has a secret?
He began grabbing his consciousness back from a very long 5-hour sleepover session with his bed. He said.
[Saito Behole: Golly, guess I have to go to school and not be here at home playing Monster Hunter. This sucks because I like gaming and anime as person and Monster Hunter encapsulates my entire personality traits!]
There was a complaining attitude in Saito Beholes tone in voice. Saito Behole has no description. He is black-haired and Brown-eyed and a high-school student with a secret perverted side. It doesn't want people to know because that would mean girls. And girls misunderstandings can prevent consent in the future if he wishes for stroking to them whenever he wants. It was a terrifying future for Saito Behole if people knew so they do not and so it is okay!
Saito also has a massive collection of sexy anime merchandise and games on shelves. This follows under standard perverted deviancy, it is an everyday happening that doesn't break any bylaws that he knows. So, it was fine, okay.
This is with an exception. He dare not show anyone his window display! It might lead to a misunderstanding!
Saito Behole throws his blanket aside. He almost reached feet to the carpet below and proceeded to stretch his body, yawning in the process…but there was an interruption?!
Suddenly, he heard… her…
[?: Aaaaywaaaa... that hurt, baka!]
[Saito Behole: !]
An ethereal female voice had sounded, originating in his room?
[Saito Behole: W-wwhat is this noooise originating in my roooom from a female...?!]
Saito Behole had confusion! Had he been harboring of women slaves in his room up until this point? He tried not to, but only in his mind which usually meant not in real life. However, there was a girl's voice, but no girl! This voice implied there was a girl in his room because it was from a girl but he couldn't see a girl. Then who is she?
[Saito Behole: !?]
...
[?:...onni-chan...]
[Staito Behole: ! Ah! ….It must be...]
Saito Behole's vision faded as he had a realization. HE KNEW WHO IT WAS!? He could see it in his mind's eye of his own mind. He could sense an ethereal space of white surrounding him. It was like entering a dream Butt not really.
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[Saito Behole: I must be in a different place...! What is thiiiss... this white... Ah!?]
In front of Saito Behole, It was none other than blanket….. -chan. It was the metaphysical personification of blanket as a beautiful petite woman, but also with a sister complex, of course (duh). She was also crying about something which was less obvious because he did not know why.
…more importantly to plot…
[Saito Behole: Blanket-chan, I didn't realize you were a real women of the female species?]
Saito said discerningly. He had an eye for these sorts of things. He had seen the diagrams of women before, and a few times in the distance where he knew he could be safe. This was indeed... A REAL woman, except a blanket and it was all in his head.
[Blanket-chan: I AM... in your fantasies… Oni-chan!]
[Saito Behole: -Ah! I have fantasies with petite blankets with sister-complex! I did not realize! Nor that sisters could even be this complex!]
He was shocked… well not that shocked… Butt, he was surprised. Totally freaked out like having a Shonen anime boy face that was all shocked-like. Blanket-chan stated facts. She was stitching concepts of fact and truth, but in the kawaii package of a little sister?! He was shocked!
[Saito Behole: Ah! Nevermind that! What have I done wrong to you...?]
Saito softly stated, knowing deep down that he did sinning of some sistering kind. Blanket-chan was crying and that was not okay for her to do. Was it his fault or was it coincidence? Had he done something wrong? He had to ask why since he was a man and she was a woman and so it makes sense.
[Saito Behole: Why Blanket-chan...? WHHHHY?]
[Blanket-chan: It was because...]
Blanket-chan sobbed beyond of weepening. The crying type that was so complex only little sisters could evoke such feelings. Immense sadness blanketed around space. But no words were ever said. Then Saito Behole said.
[Saito Behole: Oh...*gasp* could it be…. THAT?]
Saito realized he had gotten up in the morning without considering Blanket-chan's feelings. Tossing her aside like blanket and not a blanket-chan. She had been just thrown aside, like a common household object and not as a household woman object.
Saito whaled, but not literally.
[Saito Behole: p-p-PLLLLLEEEEEZZZZE, FOOOORGIIIIIVE ME!]
[Blanket-chan: …oni-chan…*sobs* It is too late...*cries* the damage is done… and forgiveness is rare, ooonii-chan! *is sad]
[Saito Behole: Well, what if I promise to stroke you in loving way because I am nice? *blushes]
[Blanket-chan: *blushes* Okay.. I suppose I can forgive you...]
[Saito Behole: ahhh WAaAaAaaa~! Forgive me...? ...For what? ...For... ThAt...?!]
Saito Behole confronted Blanket-chan. Now that he resolved the issue that bothered him, he wanted to know why he had to resolve an issue that he caused.
[Blanket-chan: Onni-chan….you should NOT take advantage of women. I am butt a weak woman with emotions and I should be protected by a strong man!]
[Saito Behole: Ah! … I did not realize,.! Well okay then.]
Suddenly, Saito Behole feels the space move around him and it was time to head into the real world apparently.
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...
And he was back.
[Saito Behole: Oh,... that must have been a REAL fantasy... For me to know that I have fantasies of a woman that is my blanket…-chan…. is there something... wrong with me? Am I really a pervert?]
This was an impossible question, so he gave up.
As promised, he lovingly picked up his blanket…-chan as he sat up on his bed. He will take care of blanket-chan, from this day onwards... his beloved sister-chan...
He stepped away from his bed and onto the carpet in the middle of his room.
...
[?: Ah...!]
Saito Behole grasped heart as he looked down.
[Saito Behole: I have done it this time…!]
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...
[?: You're so stupid! …You meanie! *hmmph sticks out tongue*...]
[Saito Behole: C-ccarpet-chan…. Is that you?]
[Carpet-chan: Of course it's me, you moron. Do you see anyone else in your mind that isn't you or me? *crosses arms and looks away to show her displeasure]
This woman was very pretty. She was not like a blanket-chan, who was a blanket but a girl, she was a carpet (-chan) but a woman with an huuuuuuge maasssive laaarge immense hefty great gigantic enormous full ample bosom, bouncing in the empty space with no-one's approval but Saito Behole. He wouldn't even mind being yelled at if he means he can not pay attention...
Whack!
Saito Behole was slapped in the face by an upset blushing Carpet-chan. Her face was red (but perhaps it was because she was carpet and not strange reasons).
[Carpet-chan:...you pervert! *She huffed]
[Saito Behole: Ah! This is … It's not what it looks like. I do not know why I am here to witness your body?]
[Carpet-chan: It was because of your... actions. You disgusting worm!]
It seems like she has a real attitude carpeting the scene! She was like tsundere but mean only (not secretly liking Saito Behole!)
[Saito Behole: Ah.. AH! MY own actions?! I did not realize this! IT... IT... iiiiT CAAAAAN'T BEEEE!]
Saito Behole beholds his own realization as he screams in agony to the Carpet woman with a large personality that he is not looking at when she is looking.
[Carpet-chan: You stepped on me, without consideration of my emotional state of being.]
…
[Saito Behole: But...I was feeling pretty tired.]
[Carpet-chan: That is not how I feel, but how you feel!]
Carpet-chan's eyes pierced through Saito Behole, giving his soul directly the truth it needed. Saito Behole opened his eyes in shock, as if seeing the world for the first time.
[Saito Behole: Ah! I did not realize! You have taught me a very valuable lesson! That my emotions are not created in alignment with other people's state of emotional well being and are that of my own and not others! AAAh! I See! HOW COULD I NOT REALIZE IT?!]
Saito gasped 50 times or less. How had he not realized this? Has this been true all along, or just the truth at this moment? HOW LONG HAS BEEN LIED TO BY HIMSELF?! This was not how she felt but he felt...?
Satio realizes it now, how has it not been seen before by him? He went on his hands and knees, begging for forgiveness! But not own his forgiveness, but hers that exist solely inside his own mind.
[Saito Behole: PLEEEESE forgive me! I will do you lots of Stroking if you like because stompy is not what you like!]
Carpet-chan blushed. Forgiving him would be the same as acknowledging her feelings towards him (not that she had any, you freaking moronbag!). Could really forgive him A.K.A. Confession her LOVE [alleged] to Saito Behole. Then might misunderstand her confession of love to him that she likes him when it was actually not that.
Oh dear, what is she to do! This story is such a mystery!
[Carpet-chan: …I didn't say I didn't like you stomping on me… I'll forgive you, just this once… if you …. *blushes* do it again… B—b-but...Don...'t get t-t-he... wrong i-i-Idea or anything, baka!]
[Saito Behole: Ah! Is this a confession of love?!]
[Carpet-chan: no.]
[Saito Behole: Well, okay then. I'm sorry]
Saito Behole apologized for assuming too much of her words. I mean, could YOU imagine a fictional character inside Saito Behole's own head that would fall in LOVE with HIM? That's totally UNREALISTIC!
Besides, is it right to have explicit relations with that of a carpet…-chan in your own bedroom…(-chan)? And what would Saito Behole's blanket…-chan feel on topics surrounding this?!
Once again, he found himself returning to the bedroom of hopes and dreams.
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[Saito Behole: Gosh, I really need to stop hallucinating my stuff as woman who don't like me. ]
Saito sighed, but he did his promise. He made his way to the bedroom Lightswitch. He made sure to be a respectable human protagonist by stroking his Blanket-chan nicely as he stomped on his Carpet-chan just that way she likes it platonically.
But just as he thought he was doing good, he turned on the light switch to his room to make his room light and not dark.
[?!: Ooooh~ Saitooooo]
[Saito Behole: Again?! Leave me Alone-chan, I am just trying to wake up-chan in my room…-chan! Desu~ ]
Saito whined, although… he was starting to like it….
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[Saito Behole: I'm soooorrry! I don't know what I have done… but I am sooorry!]
However, instead of an immediate response, there was a woman playing a light Nintendo Switch in the empty space in a chair. She looked like a real woman but also a light-switch. She looked over to him, passively but with a massive blush on her cheeks.
[Light-switch-chan: …that was …. My first time….my darling…]
[Saito Behole: Ah, I did not realize! Also what did I do?]
[Light-switch-chan: …you… don't want to make a girl say it… do you...]
[Saito Behole: Say what? All I did was… AH!]
Just as Saito Behole was talking, he remembered back to what he just did before he entered the while space-chan… you know… with the light-switch…chan….
[Saito Behole: Ah, I did not even ask for consent!... Are you … okay?]
Light-switch-chan blushed, burred her head in her light Switch as her face grew red.
[Light-switch-chan: …I was just surprised… at…. How much I… liked it...]
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[Saito Behole: …you did?!]
[Light-switch-chan: …While I appreciate your sentiment… and I might want do explore these… interests again further… uh… darling…. someone else actually wanted to see you. ]
[Saito Behole: LightSwitch-chan, what are you saying?!]
…
[Light-switch-chan: …you'll see….]
As if on command, she retreated away into her video games as if he didn't exist. Saito felt a little uneasy. Who wanted to see him…? Just what was going to happen to him…
Suddenly, Saito behold feels a tingling all across his body and he feels the space is fading away.
[Saito Behole: No way, but I am already here! What is happening, for I do not know!]
….
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Suddenly, Saito behold entered a whole new level of abstraction. It was as he was dreaming of a dream while inside a dream Butt not literally. What could this mean? His hand would blur and fade as he moved it, and the surroundings were hard to see except a wholeness.
[Saito Behole: Butt wait, this cannot be…? I did not realize this was possible. uwaaahh!?]
A figure can be seen vaguely coming from the distance. She looks like the personification of personifying woman in a white space. It's not that hard to imagine if you have brain damage.
[White Space-chan: Saito Behole. I've… I've never met anyone like you. Nor somebody as…. assertive…]
[Saito Behole: Ah! I did not realize! But what did I do wrong?]
[White Space-chan: You see Saito Behole, you have used me far too much…coming in and out of me as a space… it's too much…and I am afraid *blushes* you will have to take responsibility!]
[Saito Behole: Don't say that! You make it sound… dirty…]
[White Space-chan: You must…. *blushes* make an honest woman out of me… otherwise…. *covers face in hands while blushing even more* I fear I can no longer be married! *is embarrassed]
[Saito Behole: Butt… you so… there's…]
….
[White Space-chan: You mean there's another woman… several in fact….]
[Saito Behole: *blushes…yeah… ]
[White Space-chan: But of course, I knew this already. You are the type of man who could get any woman he wants. In fact, having more than one partner is expected of someone with such insatiable desire and there is noone more deserving…]
[Saito Behole: w-What are you saying…b-bbButt… butt… *blush* I'm just humble ol' me…]
Saito Behole looked down as he twiddled his thumbs. He wasn't anyone special. You should know, it said 'an average ordinary highschool anime protagonist named Saito Behole' at the beginning of the story if you read it. I can't think of a single anime protagonist with no personality or redeeming quality getting many women fawning after them for basically no real reason.
[White Space-chan: Don't you see?]
All of a sudden, Saito looked around to see he was surrounded by gorgeous woman. It wasn't ambush though, it was lovebush. He even looked beyond their chests to realize they also had pretty faces sometimes. It only took a few moments to realize…
[Saito Behole: Blanket-chan? Carpet-chan… and you're my Door-chan? And you're my Lamp-chan? And… are you all my beloved anime figurines that I own!]
[All The Women: We love you, Saito Behole!]
[White Space-chan: and we all can't wait any more… We all love you (except Carpet-chan which is definitely platonic maybe?). Can't you see… we are all yours… always have been…]
[Saito Behole: Ah! I did NOT realize! ]
[Curtain-chan: We will always be there to shield you from the outside world and love you unconditionally.]
[Floor-chan: To keep you grounded.]
[Blanket-chan: To snuggle and keep you warm when you feel cold. We are here for you Onnii-chan!]
Saito Behole started to cry tears of joy.
[Saito Behole: I cannot believe that I am so loved in my head by women in my imagination!]
[White Space-chan: ...all we want you to do is to love us back and will we be your…. House harem…]
[Saito Behole: Oh my gosh… This is like a dream come true except not in real life!]
[White Space-chan: ...go on… let your desires go wild…]
[Saito Behole: You mean… I can…]
[White Space-chan: ...that's right *whispers in ear* you can… stroke us... We consent]
Finally, It was as all of his dreams were answered. Finally, he could do it. All it took was to be delusional. But before he did, there was something he had to ask…
[Saito Behole: Butt even if you didn't…I… uh…. *quietly* Do you all know if I still own you all as properties in my room…?]
[Carpet-chan: *Blushes* Duh, idiot. We are technically your slaves to do anything you want with. Not that we actually wanted to be owned by you or anything, baka! ]
Saito Behole feels some squishy orbs on his back. Butt what could it be?
[Saito Behole: Ah! Careful White Space-chan. I can … feel them….]
[White Space-chan: ...go ahead…]
[Saito Behole: !]
[White Space-chan: *whispers in his ear* Just because you own us, doesn't mean we don't love you, Saito Behole. If anything, it just makes us more connected to you… ]
Saito Behole had learned something valuable. Instead of objectifying women, he should have been womanifying objects at this time. How could he not have known! From slaves to lovers, it seems the objects in his room now finally completed him. Just as God intended, he finally has a house harem…
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Wow. Even though only a few seconds had elapsed, Saito Behole felt like an eternity had passed. Luckily it had a good payload in the end ;). But in all of these seconds, Saito Behole had just took it all in. Breathed it all in. A single thought rang true in his head. The epiphany of a lifetime.
[Saito Behole: Ah! How could I not realize… this…this room… is full of incredibly cute girls! I promise to make all of my waifus happy and give them lots of stroking and love that I should give to womans in my mind!]
…
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A lovely woman was watching home with her daughter after doing groceries. The 'sweet' child was holding her mothers hand with a bounce in her step.
"Mommy…. w-what is that strange man doing.. with his room?" She asked innocently.
The mother's attention was brought to the flashing light in the corner of her eye. She will forever recall the sight that she saw on that day. It traumatized her and warped her child's brain forever. She was only 7. Far too young. With so much left in life to look forward to…
In the house, there was this thing. It was this very slimy and hairy manchild in his late 20s or 30s wearing nothing but tight pink frilly panties that left nothing to the imagination. It didn't even fit him. And… uh… what they saw was this naked 'man' flicking the lights on and off, stomping on the floor. He had gathered all the objects in his room and was stroking them in a creepy way as he talked and made creepy loud noises to himself.
"UuwuwU.…Horray! ~oooOooOH YOU LIKE THAT BABY? Just wait until you let me show you my Monster Hunter setup. AWWA UwU. Let me start a discord server, desu~~ Let me touch you some more~~. Ah! I did NOT realize!"
It was complete nonsense. And its room was super creepy, with posters and dolls that should never be seen by another human being let alone displayed.
Needless to say, the woman quickly shielded the little girls eyes. Then, they screamed.
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-_-Officer George's POV-_-
It had been a few months since the incident. A mysterious and unavoidable fire had killed half of his home town and laid waste to its infrastructure, his partner on the force was not returning his calls for NO reason, and he had also learned that day that one of his favorite celebrities was a fraud. Needless to say, he was feeling a bit grumpy.
Today would have been just another average ordinary day in the new life of Officer George. But much to his surprise…
"Officer! Officer!"
A woman with her daughter ran to him. The daughter's eyes were wide open as if she already lost the will to live. And the lady looked like she watched it happened. They had seen something horrible, truly vile.
"Show me where you saw it", George said.
She pointed, but not a single word more was said. The atmosphere was tense. It was only a matter of time before he saw it too.
"I knew it", George said as he took off his sunglasses, "... it's a weeb…"
The sad reality is that nothing can be done about these psychos. It only there was something more he can do against this degenerate….
"Wait a minute", George said to himself… "that window display! That's a crime on so many levels!"
George began to beat down on the window
"OooOoh hey they Officers. Can you see I'm spending time with my house harem? Get your own girls…", this disgusting man replied.
"You filthy vermin! You think you can get away with… that? Stop with… whatever you are doing RIGHT NOW or I will be forced to shoot!" George said, but then he thought about it for a second, "...actually, I'm just going to shoot you anyways."
He fired some bullets at him, piercing him directly.
"Ooooh Bullet-chans…" The creepy slime man said while caressing his now damaged body. "Welcome to the harem, desu. I love some bullies with a boOoty~~"
"He's too powerful," George gasped, he reached for his police ratio. "I'm going to need reinforcements… there's this degenerate in a house that is refusing a formal police shooting, over."
"We hear you loud and clear. We are sending in the assault force after this bastard. Get out of there, George!."
"I-ii … can't… I'm in too far, and I don't want anyone else damaged by these weebs anymore. I'm going in."
"George, no. They fill your head with… things… things that worn your views on the real world. They are too far gone.. And I would hate to see you try to interact with them in anyway. And whatever you do, if they-" George cutt off the ratio on his end.
"I have to end. This. Before more lives are ruined."
Officer George… either one of the bravest or stupidest officers ever. He kicked the front door down and went to confront this deranged individual. Even if it is the end of him…
He immediately broke down the man's room door and tackled him to the ground. Forcing his knee on his back as he warped his arms behind his back and cuffed the menace.
"Ddoor-chan! How could you!"
George slapped him.
"Listen pal, you have the right to remain silent. You got that. A family was ruined because of you. And… and that window display!"
"Ah. Do not look at my window display!" The man said with a voice as slimy as his hands were. The man was continuing to bleed but was otherwise seemingly unaffected.
"Listen, you degenerate. Since you were so pathetically week and I captured you, I have decided to just let you rot in prison for 5 years. But that doesn't mean I won't shot you again it you continue to sprout this nonsense."
"You think you captured me…" The man snorted. "... but… it looks like you are now in my bedroom… in my house…."
"Wwhat are you saying?" George was feeling a chill down his spine. Was he implying… that he was somehow captured. Had this been is plan all along…
"Hehehe…" The creepy man said while giggling. "I'm feeling it… the tingles…"
"S-Stop… I don't like this." George said, pushing him harder against the floor. He went to reach for something to gag him… anything…
"...I can feel it…"
"Don't you dare!"
But it was too late.
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[Police-Chan: W-what is this place…? And why am I a naked cartoon girl?! What have you done to me!]
[Saito Behole: YES.. it worked in my head. I am happy you are finally mine, Police-chan! Don't worry! I will give you lots of stroking! My mom-chan and dad-chan were so happy about it and let me display them by the window.]
[Police-Chan: Stop… What is the nonsense… help me… why doesn't my head heard… and why am I… why am I… starting to like it.!]
[Saito Behole: Before I turned you into a girl and like it in my mind, silly. *whispers in police-chan's ear* and of course, welcome to the house harem. I'll send you the mandatory discord invite.]
[Police-Chan: NoOoooooooo!]
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You see a cute girl is described with text on your computer screen.
[End-Chan: Oh what? Did you NOT expect your beloved end-chan to give you the end of the story? Shame one you, I thought you know me better than that~ *taps your nose]
She leans closer to you in your mind. She can see you, reader-chan.
[End-Chan: Saito Behole lived happily with his harem until his death. It was a great and happy end to the story, don't you think? Of course since he was bleeding out, he did die within 30 minutes and then the house was raided and bombed by the assault task force because it was really gross. They never found Officer George, but they did meet a cute Officer Police-chan that everyone agreed was much cuter and didn't bother to question it.
Just kidding… They were deeply disturbed by it. It thinks out the war on weebs is not over until every last one of them is dead. The streets are filled with this creatures that live in dark places and feed off of cheap microwave meet and sexualizing everything. They saw Police-chan and shot it right between the eyes, rendering its new soul for anime useless.
Apparently, there could be another chapter about how Saito Behole was reincarnated, but that for now this the end-chan of this story, signing out. Uwuw!]