"Ooh these toots of mine are really singing!" Was playfully teased by Melody Pianissima farting in the music room of the Haunted Mansion with the other 999 ghosts having a spooky spout of fun while the ghastly ghost girl ripped ass. "Guess I really have it in me to be so stinky!"
"I would think that this place wouldn't be like the other Phantom Manor." Dr. Hoshi sighed in disgusted disappointment, trying to get scientific data from a bunch of the ghouls gathering around him. "But I guess not when you tagged along with me."
"Come on, she makes the perfect poltergeist pooter." Laughed the Hatbox Ghost, with him approaching the purple dinosaur. "But we could use a fresh body for the 1000th guest..."
"Not happening." Dr. Hoshi huffed for he was quick to pull out 1 of the potions he had in his white lab coat and went into the substance that poured from it with him being back in his Tomodachi Life apartment. "Well that didn't work out as well like I hoped. I better make sure the others don't-"
Suddenly the ghosts from the Haunted Mansion started emerging from the very substance that Hoshi came from, with the stunned reptilian watching as they began terrorizing the island, causing the various Miis to be running around screaming in fright since they didn't expect this.
"Aiyie!" Hatsune Miku screamed upon feeling the ghosts pulling on her hair with her crying while she farted and peed herself. "Where did these creeps come from?"
"I don't know...!" Lucina added upon swinging her sword at them only for the ghosts to go right through her body and force her to fart every time they exited. "...but they need to go back to the great beyond where they belong!"