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A/N: OK got rain from the hurricane so decided to wait and write ahead in case the power/internet went out... And then this site was acting up again for a day.
Remember to vote if you haven't. The poll got more votes but nothing for almost a week. I will try to keep it up until Zita comes in but if I get no votes for 3 rounds of updating then I'll take it down.
Beta: Chaos-PSD and ANUBIS the god king.
Chapter XV: Birthday Bash!
Last Time.
Naruto smiled at that. "So, I'll come by around seven."
She grabbed his arm and walked off, closing the door on Ron, who she pulled in to hide with her.
That Night.
Naruto held Kim as they danced before the song ended and he saw Bonnie sitting at a table in her cheerleading outfit, arms crossed. "Brick…"
"Failed a test and got grounded."
"You know, everyone should dance at these." He said as she raised an eyebrow.
"Are you suggesting…?"
"Just trying to be nice." He shrugged before she kissed his cheek.
"That's one of the reasons I wanted to date you."
He smiled before walking over to Bonnie. "Wanna dance-!"
He stopped as she pulled him back out before the other squad members saw and ran up for their turn.
Now.
Blimp, October 1st. (1.)
"You're so busted, Drakken!"
Kim, Naruto, and Ron landed on a device above Drakken and Shego who was holding a remote. "Let's skip the banter this time, Kim Possible. I think we'll proceed directly to my evil plan where Shego releases the floradicator bomb, you're standing on… Destroying all plant life on the continent…. And you along with it!" Drakken said with a smile as Shego looked at the remote in her hand.
"Can we just push the button already?"
Drakken ignored her and continued. "With the nation's food supply gone, the only alternative to mass starvation will be my Drakken Nutrient paste! It's quite unpleasant tasting, I'm happy to say, yet the hungry masses will do anything I want to get it! Ultimate power will be mine! And now, Kim Possible, your final defeat is at hand!"
"Let's wrap this up fast, guys! I have a little surprise for Ms. Shego, courtesy of Bueno Nacho. Ready?" Kim asks as Ron smiles.
"I'm good to go, and so is Rufus."
Kim takes a hot sauce packet from him and squirts it on Shego's chest. "AAH! This is a designer top! If that stains, I'll-" Shego stops as Kim kicks the remote out of her hand and Ron throws Rufus at it, having him hit the button.
"No, you fool, Don't-Dolt! You haven't turned the bomb off. You turned it on before we could drop it!"
"Then I guess you gotta get off then," Naruto said as Kim had Wade hack the bomb to reverse its power and had flowers start filling the area before they jumped out.
They all hit a button and had a parachute come up and float down as plants covered the blimp. "Look at all those plants! I hope Drakken has big-time allergies!" Kim said as they floated down in front of the school
Middleton, October 2nd. (2.)
The three were parachuting down to the ground at Kim's house from another mission.
Beep, Beep Ba-Beep!
"What's the sitch, Wade?"
"Got another hit on your website! Looks like a babysitting job. I mean a normal babysitting job. I'm giving you the coordinates." The genius replied as Naruto looked over.
"Need any help?"
"No, I'm sure the couple wants me to focus on the kid and not-"
"Making out with me?" He asks and she blushes.
"Y-Yeah."
He smiled as they got to the ground. Getting out of the parachute he walked over and pulled her into a kiss. Pulling back, he smiled at her dazed smile before speaking. "Then call me if you need help."
She nodded and turned to walk into her house, Naruto glancing down to check her out before following.
Drakken's Lair.
"Oh, Shego! It's So perfect!"
Drakken said to Shego. "We'll lure that blasted Kim Possible over to babysit our little, destructive robot!"
"You mean, 'baby'." Shego corrected him.
"Right, 'baby'." And when it captures her, we'll finally have Kim Possible out of our hair!" Drakken smiles at her.
"Ha-Ha. Excellent! Let's go over the details one more time."
"Our false house is set up exactly to these blueprints. The perfect suburban home!" Drakken brought up blueprints of a one-storied house on the computer screen by them. "And we will be the perfect suburban family… The Normals! How goes the construction of N.O.R.B.E.R.T.?"
"You mean the Non-Organic Robotic-Bio-Engineered Replicant Tot?" Shego asked, holding a robotic baby boy. "It's almost ready, I'm just adding the finishing touches!"
Later, Middleton The Normal's House.
Kim on Naruto's moped stopped at a house and walked up to the door. Hitting the doorbell, she waited a moment before Drakken with a beard and a fedora answered with Shego hair in a ponytail, makeup to hide her green skin, and an apron on.
"Hello there, Kim!" Drakken greeted in a deeper voice. "I'm Norm Normal, and this is my wife, Norma."
"Pleased to uh, meet you?" She said before they took her to a room with a crib and several baby toys.
"And there's our little Norbert! He does love to sleep, the little, destructive robot- I mean, baby! Ha-Ha!" Drakken said before the two disguised villains quickly walked out. "Now we're off to… Ha...! Dinner! Ha! Ha! Ha!"
A little later, Kim answered the door and was pushed back in as she was kissed, tensing up, she relaxed seeing spiky blonde hair as Naruto pushed her against the wall to make out with her. "Naruto… Wait… There's… Something… Wrong… With… The… Normal's." She said between kisses as he trapped her arms above her and she weakly tried to escape.
Naruto pulled back and rested his forehead against hers. "Oh come on, you know you wanna…" He trails as he leans down and gives her a quick kiss. "Otherwise you would get out of this."
He smiled as he kissed her again before hearing a noise. Turning, he let Kim go as the robot baby has four spider legs from his back and shooting nets out of its stomach getting the ends stuck to the walls and ceiling. "I knew the Normals were weird, but they didn't say anything about a bionic baby!" Kim yells as she and Naruto dodged the nets.
"How do we get it to chill?!" Naruto asks as they jump over the couch to hide. He then looks over his shoulder before glancing at his girlfriend. "I've got an idea."
Jumping over the couch, Naruto ran to the door, having the robot follow before Naruto got to the doorway. He jumped up to hold the top of the jam and swung over the nets that covered the door before the baby got into it and got tangled up.
Kim then ran over and had a wire shoot out of her Kimmunicator to attach to the bot, having Wade deactivate the lethal traps. "That sucked ass-!"
Smack!
"Ow!"
"Language, Naruto!"
Later, Kim was talking to the two disguised villains as Naruto snuck out a back window. "Hi, Mr. and Mrs. Normal! Sorry about the mess." She said as they stared at the nets surrounding the rooms. "Norbert and I got off to a bumpy start, but it all turned out OK… But next time, I want a raise!"
She then walked out at that, and up to Naruto's moped.
Mall October 5th.
"What do I get him?"
Kim asked as she and Monique stood in the mall. "It is hard since you just started dating so you gotta get a gift a girlfriend would get but not one that's going to put pressure on him," Monique replied. "Safe bet would be some type of clothing."
"You're right." Kim sighed as they walked to a store.
They walked through the store and Kim picked up a jacket with a red spiral on the back.
Naruto's House October 10th.
"Wake up!"
Naruto groaned in his bed as his ceiling lights were turned on. "Too early."
Kushina walked into the room from the stars and saw his bed on the far side with a dresser on the wall to her right, a TV at the wall of the staircase, and a computer and desk to her left with the closet beside it. "Nope, you gotta get ready for anyone who'll come early." She said as she pulled the covers when she got to his bed.
Later in the day, Naruto was talking to his friends as the parents were all talking to each other on the deck of the house in the backyard.
Dr. Director walked in the back and up to Naruto. "Happy birthday, Mr. Uzumaki."
"Thanks," Naruto replied as Kim was beside him. "Mission?"
"No, I wanted to offer you training as a present for your sixteenth birthday."
"… OK." Naruto shrugged at her.
Global Justice October 11th.
Naruto wearing track pants and a sleeveless shirt ran a free running course following the instructor. He quickly vaulted over an obstacle before rolling over another, popping off his shoulder. Naruto then followed him running sideways up a ramp at the wall to a floor followed by jumping down the 10' drop onto a pad.
Later, Naruto, in a black bodysuit, stood in a hallway training area, holding his clubs, looking to his right to see a man in all black and a wooden katana run to him from a room. He blocked a strike with his right club before bringing his left to the man's knee forcing him to kneel. Naruto then kicked him in the head into the wall before turning as another man ran from the room beside him. He hit the man in the stomach before grabbing the man's right leg, brought it up then brought his elbow down on it.
Naruto then hit the man in the head with his club before he turned to his left to deflect another sword strike to the wall before hitting both of the man's knees with his clubs multiple times and then kicking him into the wall. "RAH!"
Turning around, Naruto hit another man in the throat with the end of his club before kicking him down the hall. Another man came out behind Naruto having him block several strikes before hitting the man in the stomach then turned to block another sword and spun kicking the man into a door and breaking it. The previous man got up to swing at Naruto again who dodged by jumping back and swung his club hitting the man in the face.
Turning again, Naruto blocked two men's attack before hitting them in the ribs with his clubs kneeling under a sword and then hitting the man in the stomach before uppercutting him. He got up and put his foot on the other man's knee before bringing him up to hit the man's head into the wall.
Hearing a yell he turned to see a man run from the end of the hallway before spinning to have his club hit the man's face, then spun again to kick him to the ground. Naruto then turned to see the T-way at the end of the hall and ran to it. And had another man run to him. Naruto brought his arm down to deflect the man's attack before bringing his other arm to hit the man in the face. Naruto then kneed his stomach several times before slamming his head into the wall.
Naruto leaned to the side to dodge a swipe of a katana then hit the man in the knee with his club, and brought his knee up to the man's nose when he fell. Looking up, he saw another man in front of him before blocking his sword twice. He then kicked the man in the stomach then elbowed him in the face before bringing his club down on his head. Spinning around the man to hit the back of his head, Naruto blocked a kick from another man before bringing his elbow to the top of his head.
Turning to the other hall Naruto had one club knocked out of his hand before blocking a strike. He then grabbed the man's right arm, spun it around, and while holding it, Kicked him in the stomach, and chest, then with a final kick, kicked him down the hallway. Naruto then leaned back from a kick to his left before blocking a knee then kicked the man away before turning to block another man's kick. He then kicked the man's knee and brought his hand down.
Only for the previous man to grab it and pull Naruto back. He elbowed the man with his free arm then turned to kick the second man's head into the wall, cracking it. Naruto was then grabbed into a half-nelson, having him drop his other club. Being pulled down the hall, Naruto then elbowed the man in the ribs before reaching back to flip him over his shoulder. He then twists the arm before bringing his boot onto the man's face.
Naruto turned to see two men run toward him before blocking their strikes and kicking one man away. Blocking the first man's strikes, Naruto then forced the man onto his knees before bringing him up to hit the man in the nose. The last man then tackled him before he brought his hands up as the man threw several fists. Naruto kneed the man in the chest, grabbed his head, and then slammed it to the wall, hitting a light.
The light broke before Naruto kept slamming the man's head into the wall, having it crack each time as the man fell to his knees before Naruto kicked his head into the wall. Panting, Naruto walked to pick up his clubs and then tossed them in the air spinning before catching them.
"Well done, Mr. Uzumaki."
Naruto turned to see Dr. Director walking up to him as the wall cracked more to show it was foam. "No big."
"That's my line!" Kim yelled out from the window looking in.
To Be Continued.
A/N: Thanks for reading and let me know of any mistakes.
Beta: Chaos-PSD, and ANUBIS the god king.
1-2. short comics that I believe were in the Disney magazine "Disney Adventures" that was out in the 90s-00s. For those that don't remember/know that was a Kid Readers/Soap Opera Digest thing that you picked up once or twice a month at the checkout line in a grocery store.
And they re-released the comics for the Live-Action Movie
OK got rain from the hurricane so decided to wait and write ahead in case the power/internet went out... And then this site was acting up again for a day.
Remember to vote if you haven't. The poll got more votes but nothing for almost a week. I will try to keep it up until Zita comes in but if I get no votes for 3 rounds of updating then I'll take it down.
For birthdays Chs/addons I'll be going to the middle for Naruto and the end of a season for Kim from what I've read, Kim's is around May due to her birthstone in the talent contest ep... Since S2 is the longest season at 30 episodes and has a movie with it that's the start of the new semester Naruto's will be sometime after that for those that might wonder.
Next to be updated tomorrow as I have a chapter ready for the other stories will be Totally Spies, Dattebayo!
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Talk To You Later,
Lone Wolf Out.🐺