Cat: Naruto X HOTD X School Live Club X Zom100
Title: Zombies walking around? No problem
Rating: M
Pairing: Naruto X/Kurumi/Rika/Saeko/Miku/Megumi/Yuuri/ Ryuzetsu, TakashiXSaya/Shizuka/Yuriko, Kota X Asami/Tenten, Rei X Hisashi, (Fuu X Fumiko)
Summary: Uzumaki Naruto is a troublemaker, deliqent, and resident deterutn of bullies. Even the teachers know better then to fuck with him. So when the Zombie apocolyise breaks out, who's going to stop him from crub stomping a few zombies and having good times with the ladies.
Okay so... lets make a deal. As we haven't gotten so deep in yet to the story I'm willing to take Shizuka from Takashi and put her with Naruto... HOWEVER if I do that I'm going to need a suitable replacement for Shizuka and Naruto will lose a member of his current posted Harem. So if ANYONE can give me a suitable replacement for Shizuka for Takashi's harem before I finish Dead Credit ARC which starts this chapter. I will pull her from the harem. Do we have a deal? (Holds out hand)
And to be fair she has to meet three criteira
Stupid Busty
Knowledgeable on a subject that is RELEVENT to the group surviving
Has to be older than Takashi or Naruto by 5-10 years.
I'll even allow you guys to pull from ALL Zombie Media
Review Response
WindyCitySlayer1: It was you who brought about this deal. I'm egar for the responses of the people.
Icingdeath0945: Glad we have an accord. Do you have something in mind?
Sniperbro1998: I don't do Spoilers.
Bednarczykmiki: Resident Evil has so many damn variants I can't keep track of them all.
Perseus12: I don't do spoilers
YeagerMeister31: All of us are dead was a good show but fuck if those kids weren't stupid as hell. Oh I still haven't decided what I'm going to have her do yet.
Tanquihuynh74: When Saeko gets a hold of Him what is she going to do? Words haven't been invented yet,
NaruLemon Stories: I don't think they can smell?
Just Guessing: It's not Konon or Hinata. Fumiko is the blue haired girl from the bus. I'm not 100 percent sure yet mostly because the main cast is already swelling to large size, but nothing a little grease and effort can't fix. Also, I've read that manga as well as freezing dead two of the biggest reasons I'm reluctant to add powers.
Guest:Thanks
The FoxSummoner Clan-head: I haven't watched Sweet Home past ep 2. I found it boaring.
Crimson Riot 01: Thank you.
Tony2Dirty: Long time no See. I think the last time I saw a review from you was... not sure I know you reviewed a story. Maybe my old RWBY story. Also stop trying to read my mind
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Chapter 5: Dead Credit pt 1
Location: Fujimi Academy
Place: Garden Roof Top
Time: Day 0- 0930
Naruto doubled over holding his stomach.
Everyone looked at Naruto in shock. Hisashi gripped the axe, ready to take Naruto's life if need be. Was this it? Was this the moment he not they lost their humanity by putting a friend down like a rabid dog?
Naruto looked at the others. "I have to take a crap," said Naruto.
The high tension that had just been in the air was gone. Just like that it all but vanished into thin air.
"Are you fucking serious right now! You nearly got your head chopped off all because you have to take a dump!" yelled Rei ready to beat Uzumaki to death herself.
"Miyamoto-san please don't be too hard on Uzumaki-kun he has had to deal with a lot today," said Megumi as she looked at Naruto's arm.
Hisashi relaxed his stance. "To be fair, all of this stress has turned my insides into water as well," said Hisashi.
"So, what a quick bathroom break and then we book it?" asked Kurumi putting shoval-kun over her shoulders and closing one eye.
"I think we need the break anyway," said Takashi
"Sounds good to me," said Miku with a shrug of her shoulders
After everyone quick bathroom break, they reposition themselves. "Alright to ways to go about this fight our way along the rooftop or go through the hallway. Hall will be quicker to get to the student lounge it's going to be loud. We go the long way it maybe more quiet, but it's going to take us longer and if we get into any fights were screwed," said Naruto
"The longways seems pointless to me, we should go through the stairs," said Miku.
"I can't believe I'm saying this, but I agree with the slut," said Rei.
Miku frowned at Rei. "At least I didn't fuck my ex's best friend just days after dumping him," said Miku firing back at Rei.
Yuuri, Megumi, and Kurumi blushed. Takashi gripped his fist, and Hisashi looked away.
Rei grit her teeth and walked over to Miku and grabbed her shirt. "What the fuck did you just say to me!?" asked Rei with narrowed eyes.
Miku snorted and shoved Rei forcing her to release her grip. "You heard me bitch. It was all over the fucking school. Everyone knows the story. You dumped Takashi all because you felt like he didn't give your situation a high enough priority. Everyone on the track team knew what went down between you and Shidou-sensei. He gloated about it to us.
"And why would he gloat about it to his team and not his friends?" asked Megumi.
"Because of his dad and brother. The Shidou Family has some pretty high connections in Politics and Business. The Track team have all met his brother and father. Hell some of those bitches worshiped the ground Shidou walked on. I saw the writing on the wall and got the hell out of dodge. Do I miss the ogres and sex? Fuck yeah, but I saw what he was doing and wanted no part of it," said Miku. (1)
"And what was he playing at?" asked Naruto.
"Shidou was setting up his brother and Dad to take a fall and anyone caught in that web was going to fall with them, no matter who it was," said Miku.
"As interesting as these politics are we still need to choose roof route or stairs and quick. Who knows how long we'll really be safe up here," said Takashi as he looked at Rei who avoided his eyes.
"Why did she hide this from me?" Thought Takashi feeling dejected that his once love felt that she couldn't trust him with the truth.
"Watch each other's backs and stay out of range of each other. This fight is going to get hectic fast, don't let yourself get cornered and if your bitten we'll get you to a safe location to see if you have immunity or whatever," said Naruto.
Naruto walked towards the stairs and ripped apart the barricade. Once it was out of the way, he kicked the door with enough force to blow it off it's old rusted hinges and fly inwards knocking down two freaks, before he rushed in an fired off a jaw shattering uppercut, he then spun behind another freak and removed his knife before stabbing up into the base of the neck where the skull was connected severing the connection making the freak fall like a puppet without strings. Once that was out the way he turned to the two downed Freaks and stomped both their heads in.
Takashi followed up by rushing forward with Rei one Nauto's right and left respectively. Rei stabbed one of the freaks though the eye and Takashi based in a skull, before following that up with a nice grand slam hit to one that had nearly managed a grab on him. He grabbed Rei by her arm and spun her around, with the added momentum Rei threw her spear into the eye of a freak out the skull and into another freak. Megumi tossed her another makeshift spear that she caught with one hand, before spinning and knocking a Freak, down for Takashi to finish with a well-placed strike.
Kurumi rushed past the others a grin on her face, before jumping onto the wall and springing off using the head of her shovel to decapitate two freaks. She came up in a crough taking a foot of one freak out, before using a smaller stake to impale it in the head. Hisashi ducked under a grab, before gut checking the attempted lunger and hitting it with an uppercut of the axe splitting it's face apart. Taking a baseball stance he swung the axe with all his might and took the head off another freak.
The fight was brief, bloody, and brutal.
"Regroup on me!" said Naruto as he moved forward once more.
Yuuri looked on in amazement. "Amazing their fighting like one well-oiled unit!"
Miku nodded in agreement, but her eyes were on Naruto. She was still worried about that bite of his, but he was proving to be as reliable as the tip of the spear. For every one freak the others were taking out, he was killing two or three. She rubbed her thighs together and gave a lick of her lips. She had never had Uzumaki before. Sure, he wasn't exactly liked by many of the track and field males, but he was quite the catch. And if the rumors were true. Well, she'd just have to see for herself if Fumi-chan was telling the truth.
Oh well the student lounge had a couple of privacy beds she could use to find out.
Location: Fujimi Academy
Place: Woodshop Classroom
Time: Day 0- 0930
Saya and Kota had bunkered down in the Wood shop class. Kota watched the door as Saya went around the room grabbing various items. She took them over to the desk and dumped them there. When she came upon a closet a figure burst out and pinned her to the ground. Both of them screamed, but Saya was lucky as Kota body checked the person who attacked her. The person flew off Saya and into the wall letting out a yelp of pain!
"Are you alright Takagi-san?" asked Kota as he stood protectively over her.
Saya who was in a state of panic managed to bring herself back to the here and now as she looked at the person who attacked her. It was a girl who was about the same size as Saya, but that was about where the differences ended, mocha colored skin, wore short, layered mint green that stopped just above her shoulders, orange eyes, This girl had muscle on her, especially her legs, and what she lacked in the breast department as she was only a B-cup was more than made up for with the fact that she was fast. Had Kota not tackled her when he did Saya would have met the business end of the 12 inch wooden spike that was in her hand. She only an orange clip wore a white shirt and bloomers. A clear sign she had been at gym class when everything happened.
"That hurt asshole!" growled the girl glaring at Kota.
"Well maybe if you didn't try to kill me Hirano wouldn't have hit you like a raging bull!" yelled Saya.
"I thought you were a Zetsu coming to eat my brains!" said the girl pointing to her head
"What the fuck is a Zetsu!?" asked Saya
"That's what I've been calling them,"
"Umm miss who are you?" asked Kota hoping to break the tension between the two girls.
"Chomei Fuu. Of Class 1-G. Some of my friends call me Lucky 7," said Fuu as she stood rubbing her backside.
"Takagi Saya. You can call me Saya-san I don't think our classes matter all that much at the moment," said Saya crossing her arms.
"Hirano Kota. Please feel free to call me Kota," said Kota with a smile.
Banging was heard on the door. All three turned to see several freaks standing there trying to get in.
"Damn all of the noise we made attracted them to us," said Takasi as she gather the stuff she had dropped and set it on the desk
"What's all this Takagi-san?" asked Kota.
"You're the weapon and military Otaku. Can you do anything with this stuff?" asked Saya.
"If you're going to make a move now would be the time Kota-san," said Fuu looking at the door.
Kota examined the items and picked up a nail gun. He examined it. He figured that it was 9 lbs, roughly the weight of a M16A1 He held it up straight, but figured the weight would be too much for his arm and he needed to be able to fire down the center and hit the brain to stop the zombies. He had three spare gas canisters, and about 10 belts of 100 nails. Seeing two loose pieces of wood Kota smiled. He cut a board, snapped a pencil and cut an eraser in half as he got to work making his weapon.
Fuu and Saya looked at the door as he was broken down by Zombies. Both girls screamed as the first Zombie took a nail to the head and slumped over dead. Both girls looked behind them to see Kota with something akin to a murderous grin on his face. The military Otaku fired two more shots putting two more freaks down. One had managed to get just into the class and charge at Saya, but Fuu was there and with and upward thrust of her stake she claimed a kill and a set of pants for herself
"Takagi-san, Chomai-san grab the extra cans of gas and nails and bag them up. That drill might come in handy Takagi-san so snag it. Chomai-san sharpen another two stakes for you have backups. We move in three mikes," said Kota in full on military Otaku mode.
"Hey fatso who the hell do you think your ordering around!?" asked Saya.
Kota turned to her with that murderous grin making her freeze in fear, before Kota seemed to turn into a kitten. "Please do this for me Takagi-san," said Kota. (2)
Saya sighed and did as told as Fuu pulled on the pants and used a belt to tighten them around her waist, before rolling up the pants legs and securing them with some string. The newly mentioned trio quickly moved out of the room and towards the student lounge.
Location: Fujimi Academy
Place: Hallway
Time: Day 0- 0930
Saeko lead the way down the hall using her bokken to push Freaks out of the way with the others moving slowly behind her.
"Wouldn't it be better to kill them?" asked Fumiko as she looked at many of her classmates.
"No. Noise seems to be a factor in attracting them and combat should be a last resort. We need to conserve our strength, and it takes a considerable amount of power to land a kill shot to the dome. Besides I can't risk wasting energy when there are variants running around," said Saeko as they ducked into the room to break for a minute.
Fumiko and Shizuka began to search bags and desks while Saeko and Tenten watched the door.
"Do you think there are others?" asked Tenten.
"Once is happenstance, twice is coincidence, three times and it's an enemy plan. Right now, whatever is happening is between Coincidence and Enemy plan. The destruction and birth of whatever this is falls under happenstance. The Mutation we saw in the hallway falls under coincidence If we run into another variant then we are under Enemy plan.
"What type of thinking is that? This is no enemy we're facing just... zombies," said Fumiko.
"Our enemy is whatever turned people into those things," said Saeko.
"But what is this? A Bioweapon? Alien invasion? Natural selection?" asked Tenten.
"It can't be a bio-weapon. As quickly as this thing spread it had to be natural or alian. In the event it was a bio-weapon gas or water distribution would have been the way to go. No... This is more akin to a very fast acting Virus. It turns kills people within minutes and they come back to life quickly. Biologically speaking they are still people so a central nervous disconnect should be enough to stop most of the regular ones. Of course this is assuming that the nervous system hasn't changed at all," said Shizuka putting a hand on her chin, with Fumiko writing all of this down.
"Come on sensei your speaking doctor and medical a normal person won't understand all that. What's a central nervous system disconnect?" asked Tenten.
"In layman's terms Destroying the brain, severing the head, or breaking the neck or spine," said Shizuka. (3)
"That's an interesting theory Sensei, but so far shooting them in the head seems to be easiest," snorted Tenten crossing her arms at the notion.
Everyone knew that the only way to kill Zombies was to destroy the brain. At least that's what the movies said.
"At least until we run into something that can't be stopped with a simple head shot," said Saeko as she pointed out into the courtyard.
They looked outside and saw a group of boys fighting the freaks and were killing a fair amount of them with simple metal bats. At least until something slammed into one boy with enough for to rip him in half. The creature than lowered itself on its haunches as began to lick and devour the guts and blood that were left over. It was another variant. Unlike the ones they had seen before this was was a mass of muscle, but its head was the issue. It was covered in what looked like think armored leather. One boy rushed forward and slammed his bat into the creature's head, with enough force to bend the bad. The creature 'looked in the direction the attack came from and grabbed the boy in a tight grip before bringing his body forward and chomping off his head, before stopping the body. The last two boys backed up in fear at them monster but ran into the regular freaks and were devoured and turned into more members of the undead horde.
A helicopter flow overhead drawing it's attention, before he rushed off to follow.
The four women looked at where the creature ran off too and each knew that they had dodged a bullet.
"Lets get to the Lounge," said Saeko trying to stop her knees from knocking.
No one disagreed with her.
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And Cut. That chapter was a little more on the actiony side, but hey we got the story moving. Also as of right now there are Four varint types running around. I know what I wrote. Yes there are four if you include the regular undead. Freaks, Limbs, Charger, and a fourth blink and you miss it type that didn't fully mutate yet. There will be 10 variants including the Normal type. I already have two ideas about the other variants, but all Variants have the same weakness as the main Undead they can not see.
1: Before we get started on she is or is she not a slut debate she's whatever the story demands of her. Personally I like to think that she just had a bad rap, but for this story I want her on the more slutty side.
2: I don't give a flying fuck what no ones says Kota is a motherfucking badass and had he not been drawn as a big guy he would have been the main character, because in truth Takashi is part of the reason that Modren Harem anime have weak ass protaginists. Takashi wasn't afried to put his girls in line/check. He slapped Rei, Saeko basiclly let him fill up her tits in the middle of a fight- and i'm still not 100 percent convened they didn't fuck in that shrine- and was willing to manhandle Saya when she was having her breakdown. Where they not in the middle of a Zombie apocoleye Takashi would have been in jail. No my problem with Takashi is that he never really had a 'grove' besides Guy thrown into leader role and basically Saeko's melee back up. And no I don't hate Takashi. He's still 1000 times more interesting and bad ass than Issei.
3: so this has always been a bit of an issue of mine with Zombie media. Zomibes to a degree are still human. Modern Day Zombies are either A People with a Virus that makes them attack non-infected people or B Undead who attack living people (And Animals depending on the media) If we go with option A they are just sick people and should therefore still have all the weaknesses of a normal human with the limiters removed- Yes humans have limiters on oursleves. Or option B they are Dead-dead and animated corpses with majority of our weaknesses removed. However they still have to walk, and their brains run on pure instisnt. The nervous system whould have to be somewhat in tact to send signals to the arms, legs, mouth.
IE A central Nervous system disconnect. Outside of that one kid in the walking dead I have NEVER seen a Zombie with a broken neck, so destorying their backs might not kill them but it will render them immobile.