Nightmares: Fizzarolli & Asmodeus
At Asmodeus' Tower, Fizzarolli was the second to have a nightmare
Nightmare
Fizzarolli was in the old circus that was burned 15 years ago
(The Ringleader by PARANOID DJ)(I don't own this song)
"What a dump, not much different than how it used to be." Fizzarolli said as he sighed "Why did I even come back here?"
"Nostalgia? As fond as your memories ever got?" A voice said "Or maybe, it was the only place where you thought you were the most important to anyone."
The curtains opened revealing Blitzø as he had a smirk on his face
"Great, what the fuck are you doing here, you dickheaded asshole?" Fizzarolli glared
"So harsh, & to someone who's known you all these years, I thought we were best friends, Fizzy." Blitzø said in a hurt expression
"You know damn well things ended between us 15 years ago." Fizzarolli said
"They certainly did, & it looks like things aren't looking good for you after I beat you at your own game." Blitzø taunted
"What do you want!?" Fizzarolli demanded
"As if I ever miss a chance to see you like this." Blitzø said "After you chickened out at the finals of the Clown Pageant, I've been dying to see the aftermath. It's only fitting you'd come back to where it all started going wrong. Where else would you go? Not back home to that lust-brained oversized rooster that you've been seeing for a while. Certainly not back to that theme park that used to be a shameless ripoff of Lu Lu World."
"Oh, so you're an asshole & a stalker." Fizzarolli crossed his arms "You sure your goduncle is going to like that?"
"You got some balls to say that after everything that happened at Ozzie's with me." Blitzø narrowed his eye "Ozzie might as well have yelled to the whole room that you're nothing but his fucktoy just like how I was with Stolas."
"Asmodeus isn't like that! You don't even know what you're talking about!" Fizzarolli snapped
"Oh, am I not being clear." Blitzø grinned wickedly "Then maybe I should explain this in a way that's more familiar to you, like how you always used to show me up on this very stage?"
"What are you–?" Fizzarolli said
"Hit it, Alastor." Blitzø said as he disappears
Alastor appears as he begins to speak into his microphone
Alastor
Ladies & gentlemen welcome to the stage
The best of all the jesters
And the marvelous Blitzø parade!
Alastor disappears as Blitzø appears back on the stage
Blitzø
Thank you, thank you! You're all too kind!
Fizzarolli
Oh, for fuck's sake, really?
Blitzø
Now, hey there, old chum!
What's got you lookin' glum?
Is it 'cause I've gotten everything you claimed?
Fizzarolli
Fuck you
Blitzø
Top bill at Loo Land, work for Mammon
But if I should examine your affairs
Well it frankly ain't looking great!
Fizzarolli
Whatever, sellout!
Blitzø
You think I'm sellin' out?
'Cause all I know I'm sellin' out
Are shows that give me all the adoration I demand
It isn't like the circus
'Cause now I have a purpose
While you're left reaching out for something you can't even understand
Boo hoo, little Fizzy!
What a grim, pathetic face
I guess that I can't blame you
When your life is now disgraced!
Come one, come all
It's the Great Blitzlantis ball
Where the creatures of the dark
Gather answering the call
For a show that knocks the baddest & the meanest off their feet
Whether imp or Lord of Greed
I'm gonna give you all a treat
Rebuilt, reborn
From the fires of the scorned
I don't let the scars define me
They're the badges I adorn
What we had is dead & buried I don't let it keep me down
'Cause now I am the ringleader
& you're the clown
Fizzarolli
Yeah, a ringleader of showoffs that act like you, you narcissistic fuck! At least I'm not-
Blitzø
Stop!
The pitiable explaining
Don't want to hear complaining
The feeble, shit excuses of a fraud
You act a part to save your face
Spurn whatever you've been graced with
& anything that's good, you just ignore!
Fizzarolli
Shut up!
Blitzø
I don't hide what I am
I know exactly who I am
I am an entertainer who's above where he began
No longer in the circus
The Lord has gave me purpose
And with Him, I have got the only thing you'll never understand
I might have been your pal, Fizz
Might have been your friend
But you know how that saying goes
"All good things gotta end!"
Come one, come all
It's the Great Blitzlantis ball
Where the creatures of the dark
Gather answering the call
For a show that's gonna make the masses sing and shriek & shout
They'll hang on to every fucking word
There's never any doubt
Rebuilt, reborn
From the fires of the scorned
I don't let the scars define me
They're the badges I adorn
In the epic Mammon's House, I've found a place to call my own
& that makes me the ringleader
While you're alone
Meanwhile Asmodeus was also having a nightmare. In the nightmare, he was at an empty concert.
"What?...Where am I?" Asmodeus said as he heard laughing & looked to see a certain someone on the stage "Mammon."
Mammon
My boy Blitzø had it rough & not from how I play
Are you really that surprised that he rejected you that day?
You made a promise to Tilla
But that ship sailed in the past
Do you protest after I took him in?
That's a good laugh!
Are you jealous or just don't get what I got?
Do you hate that he's now one of mine
& always gives me bucks?
A powerhouse of stardom, unleashed on all his talents
Could've kept your promise to her but
All you chose was FIZZ!
Blitzø begins to approach Fizzarolli
Blitzø
So call me overhated
& keep that whiny tone
But it don't matter what you do
Blitzø's eyes turn black
You will die alone
Come one, come all
It's the Great Blitzlantis ball
Where the creatures of the dark
Gather answering the call
For a show that keeps 'em coming back here every single night
& I've got someone who cares enough
To share in my delights
Rebuilt, reborn
From the fires of the scorned
I don't let the scars define me
They're the badges I adorn
Across the rings, you'll see my face, the baddest imp in town
'Cause now I am the ringleader
& you're the clown
"Goodbye Fizzarolli." Blitzø said as he pulled a lever
Fizzarolli falls in a trapdoor in bottomless darkness & screams while Blitzø laughs & waves goodbye.
Nightmare End
Fizzarolli quickly woke up from his nightmare as he was in cold sweat while panting heavily. After he calmed down, he got out of bed to the bathroom to get cleaned. He looked into the mirror, thinking about everything that had happened. He was the top star of all of Hell along with Mammon's top brand figure, but now he had lost everything & was replaced by him. Blitzø had taken his spotlight along with his job & fame. At the pageant, Fizzarolli thought Blitzø would make a fool of himself since he was talentless, but soon discovered that Blitzø had a few talents that he performed better than him & Fizzarolli hated him for making a fool of him & ruining his life all over again.
"Damn you, Blitzo." Fizzarolli said bitterly
Back in Asmodeus Nightmare
Nightmare
"Mammon, I get that I fucked up but I'm trying to make things right with Blitzø." Asmodeus glared
"By doing what? By helping him patch things up with Fizzy? Blitzø already gave up on that when the pageant was over." Mammon said
"No, I have something else planned." Asmodeus said
"Do you honestly think Blitzø will forgive you after you helped Fizzarolli humiliate him in front of your entire restaurant?" Mammon said "You were also the cause of those two asshole ex-employees to turn their backs on him by kicking them out of your restaurant."
"It was not my intention to have Moxxie & Millie abandon Blitzø, I had no idea they were gonna blame him for getting kicked out! I never meant for that to happen!" Asmodeus said
"But it did happen, Oz, you also denied Blitzø an Asmodean Crystal in order to transport himself to Earth without breaking demon law." Mammon smirked "That caused him to have no choice but to make a transactional deal with a Goetia who never cared about him. Had you given Blitzø one of your crystals, then he wouldn't have gotten his heart broken."
"It wasn't like I didn't want to give him one of my crystals, it was just that–." Asmodeus said
"You were afraid that giving Blitzø an Asmodean Crystal would damage your relationship with Fizzarolli, so you denied him a Crystal just to save your said relationship like a coward." Mammon said
"..." Asmodeus looked down shamefully
"Heh, just as I thought, Tilla would be very disappointed in you for breaking your promise." Mammon said "But that's a good thing, since you blamed Blitzø for her death."
"I never blamed him for his mother's death!" Asmodeus glared
"Oh really, well if you had taken him in, you wouldn't maintain your promise, instead there's a high chance that you will abuse him while pimping him out to others for money as punishment for causing that fire…just like Valentino." Mammon grinned wickedly
"DON'T YOU FUCKING COMPARE ME TO THAT SICK DISGRACEFUL ASSHOLE!" Asmodeus shouted angrily
"Ohoho, struck a nerve, did I?" Mammon chuckled "If you're so determined to make amends with him, then perhaps I should give you the opportunity."
"What?" Asmodeus said
"You weren't there for me, Oz." A voice said
Asmodeus turned & saw a young Blitzø with tear-stained face, Asmodeus said nothing as he rushed towards the young imp & embraced him in a hug.
*Squelch*
"AGH!" Asmodeus yelled in pain as he looked down & saw a black spike impaling him "Blitzø…no…"
"Now…you BURN!" Blitzø looked up with red eyes as Asmodeus was set on fire
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!" Asmodeus screamed in pain
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Mammon cackled maniacally
Nightmare End
"NO!" Asmodeus woke up & looked around before sighing in relief
Asmodeus got out of bed & went to his office before looking out the window. He regretted everything he did with Blitzø as everything Mammon said in the dream was true. He could've saved Blitzø for being heartbroken from Stolas by giving him Asmodean Crystal, he could've made a love-based restaurant which would've prevented Moxxie & Millie from stabbing Blitzø in the back, he could've watched over Blitzø just as he promised Tilla. He wondered how Tilla would react if she were alive to find out that he broke his promise, he knew she would be disappointed & disgusted with him. He went to his desk & pulled out a flier announcing an anniversary celebration of his restaurant Ozzie's.
"I really hope this works." Ozzie said
Back in Heaven, Adam was in a prison cell as he noticed Sera who was scowling at him angrily
"What?" Adam said
"What were you thinking, Adam? How could you have sexual intercourse with a demon & have an offspring with her!?" Sera scolded
"How was I supposed to know Tilla was gonna get pregnant!" Adam argued
"That's your excuse? Because of you, I'm being punished for trying to protect Heaven all because you couldn't stop thinking with your genitals!" Sera argued back
"Oh please, I never told you to kill Tilla, you did that on your own accord when you knew you weren't supposed to kill a Hellborn." Adam scoffed
"Well, not only that, Azrael wants Blitzø to be his apprentice. Once that happens, there's a chance he'll be living here in Heaven while I'm banished to Hell as a Fallen Angel." Sera said bitterly
"I'm glad I'm not you." Adam said
"Don't be so sure about that, Adam." God said as He & the Archangels arrived
"Great, what do you guys want?" Adam said bitterly
"You have a visitor & she is not happy." God informed
God & the Archangels moved separately revealing a beautiful angelic blonde woman with knee-length long hair & emerald green eyes wearing a long white strapless dress & an angry glare
"Eve." Adam said
"Open the door." Eve said calmly as the guard opened the door
"This is gonna be good." Azrael chuckled in anticipation
"Eve, baby, I'm so glad you're—." Adam smiled
*SMACK*
Everyone except God flinched as Eve slapped Adam into a wall
"How could you!?" Eve seethed in rage
"Babe, if this is about me cheating on you—." Adam said nervously
"That's not why I'm angry, Adam, I already knew about your infidelity!" Eve said angrily much to everyone's surprise
"Wait, you knew I cheated on you all this time?" Adam said surprisingly as he got up
"Yes, & I knew that Blitzø was your son, but what I'm angry about is why you never took responsibility for your own child!" Eve demanded
"Come on, hun, if people knew that I had a hybrid bastard, it would cause us a bad embarrassment in our image." Adam said as he reach out to touch her
"Our image!?" Eve said in outrage as she smacked his hand away "You mean YOUR image, don't you have any decency for your own family!? You didn't even have the decency to be there for him after his mother died! You even had the gall to insult his mother!"
"Well, why do you care!?" Adam said incredulously
"Because I always cared! I've been watching over Tilla & giving her things she needed for the baby, I even disguised myself as a demon nurse & helped her give birth to Blitzø when she had NO ONE to help & support her! I soothed him with my voice when he was having nightmares! I saved him when he was drowning in a river without him knowing! I sent him a gift on his Birthday & every other holiday like God & the Archangels!" Eve cried tearfully "For over 30 years, I've been his Guardian Angel, I've been doing what you were too much of an irresponsible cowardly asshole to do, but I wasn't able to prevent his mom from being killed because Sera put a seal on me in order for me to be silent & locking me up until she did the deed!"
God & the Archangels were surprised & quite shocked that Eve had been the Guardian Angel of their godnephew/grandson. They looked back at Sera & glared menacingly at her for silencing Eve & locking her up so she won't stop Sera from killing Tilla. Sera paled frightfully as she knew she was getting into more trouble then she already was. When Eve calmed down, she gave Adam a stern glare
"I've had it with you, Adam, I've tolerated your shit for too long, so I've come to a decision." Eve said
"What do you mean by that?" Adam said
"We're done, I'm ending things between us." Eve said "Tomorrow, I'm gonna go see Blitzø & I'm going to see my son Cain."
"Eve, sweetie, don't do this, those bastards aren't even worth the time—." Adam said as he grabbed Eve's arm
*SNAP*
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!" Adam yelled in pain as his arm was broken
In a fit of rage, Eve gave Adam a hard kick in the balls
*POP*
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! MY BALLS!" Adam screamed painfully as he fell on the floor before Eve started beating the shit out of him
"Should we stop her?" Michael asked
"No, Eve has been holding this anger for too long." God said
"Besides, I wouldn't lose an opportunity to see this." Azrael said as he pulled out a baseball bat & gave it Eve which she started hitting Adam with.
"There's a saying that people would call 'Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned'" Zadkiel said "This could be the best example."
When Eve was done, she took off her wedding ring & tossed it in front of Adam who was bruised & bloodied. Then she looked at Sera with a threatening death glare
"You're next, bitch." Eve said as Sera was scared shitless
"Save it for the day of her punishment, Eve, you'll have your chance." God said
"Alright." Eve said as she left
When God, Eve, & the Archangels left the prison
"I quite enjoyed that." Azrael said joyfully
"Brother, I get the feeling that you & that Overlord Alastor would definitely get along." Gabriel sweatdropped
"Eve, are you alright?" Uriel said in concern
"I'll be fine." Eve said
"You should get some rest before going to see Blitzø & Cain." God said
"Yes, my Lord." Eve said as she left
There you have it, another chapters for you guys. Thanks to Omega97 for helping me out with the nightmare of Fizzarolli. Stay tuned for the next one, Morpho Out.
