This was written for The PokePod Project, which means over on Ao3, there's a podfic version of this available along with 150 others.
When a growlithe runs around barking and chasing things, everyone says that's cute!
When a meowth claws its way up a wall, everyone says its zoomies are adorable!
When a pikachu gets into the wires, everyone says it's just a little scamp!
When a jigglypuff starts singing in a crowd, everyone says it's such a charmer!
When a clefairy uses metronome on a bus, everyone says it's a fun surprise!
But when my sweet Suzy winds around the support pillars and crushes them, a perfectly normal arbok enrichment activity, suddenly everyone starts screaming and going "oh my god is this another terrorist attack" and telling me I'm banned from the subway.
Emerald: This POKéMON has a terrifically strong constricting power. It can even flatten steel oil drums. Once it wraps its body around its foe, escaping is impossible.
Constrictor snakes are truly the most huggy of all creatures.