Making Amends With Friends
By Shadowgate
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Starks Pond
Stan was breathing heavily and Kenny looked at him with concern.
"I was able to defeat the enemy and break free from being trapped in a computer. There was a time when kids wrote essays for school about getting trapped inside a computer and they were science fiction essays."
Kenny laughed and reminded Stan it wasn't 1985 anymore.
Stan asked "did people have it easier in the 1980's as far as love and friendship went?"
Kenny explained that it had to be just as rough but we'd always have kick ass 80's music.
"Kick ass 80's music!" Stan shouted then he got his phone out and asked Kenny what he wanted to hear.
Kenny answered "Karate Kid 2, Glory Of Love!"
After enjoying a 1986 hit Stan pointed out "I called Kyle an asshole right after I was literally sucked into Facebook."
Kenny replied "I want to be literally sucked off three times a day every day."
"Kenny you made a naughty comment to make me laugh in my time of being distraught and I think it will work" Stan replied then he started laughing.
After laughing he sat in the snow.
Kenny asked "why are you sitting on the ground when there is a bench two feet away?"
Stan explained the cold snow helped him cool off.
Then shortly after that Stan stated "it felt good but then I remembered snow is water now my fucking pants are wet!"
Kenny shook his head from side to side slowly.
"I hope they dry soon and now I'm going to play Hell Is Living Without You by Alice Cooper on my phone. I'm glad to have you Kenny but I need Kyle and Wendy back."
Kenny and Stan hug then Stan plays the song.
After the song both boys went to IHOP because Stan promised Kenny he'd buy him dinner.
They were seated and Kenny looked at the menu while Stan caught his breath.
Kenny asked "are you having an asthma attack?"
Stan answered "no but I'm under stress."
They soon ordered their food. Kenny was grateful for the free meal and they headed home at 8PM.
Stan sent Kyle a text "I can't deal with Facebook anymore but I'll see you in school and I know that you're not a self-centered asshole."
Kyle texted back half an hour later "hopefully tomorrow will be just another day. I can't believe you were sucked into Facebook like fucking Tron!"
15 minutes after that Wendy texted Stan.
"Stan you closed your Facebook Account. What the fuck is going on? Some kids said you did it because of harassment! I know we need to talk. I'll see you in school tomorrow."
The End
