Disney Six
"Welcome back to the House of Mouse!" Mickey exclaimed.
"I know it has been a few decades since we've last been open, and it looks like there's some new faces in the audience..." he turned to look over as Tiana, Rapunzel and Mirabel waved hello. "But I'm glad to see all of you again. In a few minutes, we'll have our first performance, but in the meantime, Goofy will be out with some hot chocolate. Make yourself comfortable, we'll be back shortly."
Smiling at his club, he left the stage while Goofy and the penguins came out with many trays of steaming hot cocoa, each topped with a generous handful of marshmallows.
"Oh, Mickey." Minnie happily giggled. "I'm so glad you decided to open the house of mouse again." She then leaned over and kissed his cheek.
"Well, gosh, Min." He replied. "I had so many people ask for its return, I figured one reunion night wouldn't hurt."
"Um, guys?" Donald asked, looking over at something, concerned. "What's this?"
Mickey and Minnie turned to see a cauldron of sorts sitting by the corner of the room. It looked almost... sinister.
"Gosh... I don't know." Mickey replied.
"Oh!" Daisy exclaimed, coming into the room. "Someone dropped it off here. They said it was for our opening act."
"If you say so..." Mickey replied, looking at the cauldron nervously.
"Oh! It looks like the cocoa has been handed out." Minnie said, peeking from behimd the curtain. "Mickey. You'd better get out there to introduce our first act. Bring the cauldron."
Mickey nodded and lugged it out. It was heavier than it looked.
"Well, guys. I hope everyone is comfortable and that hot cocoa is yummy. Now our opening act is..." he looked down at his cards and frowned. He didn't recognize this group. "The... Dark Six?"
Shrugging, he stepped off stage.
Immediately, the lights dimmed and the cauldron began to shake and bubble, spewing out lights and foam.
Each light flashed a different colour before a low "Impaled..." echoed and a green light spat out before turning into Maleficent.
"Trapped..." a blue light revealed Hades.
"Arrested." The yellow light showed Cruella.
"Impaled." A purple light turned into Ursula.
"Trapped." The orange light showed Jafar.
"Bested." The red light revealed Captain Hook.
Stepping forward, Maleficent said "and tonight, we are..."
"Live!" Everyone sang stepping forward as microphones dropped down.
Maleficent: listen up, let me tell you a story
Hades: a story that you think you've heard before
Cruella: we know you love their names, and their fame and their faces
Ursula: but what about our glories and the disgraces?
Jafar: I'm done, cause all this time, I've been just another person in this villain line
Hook: so I traded my hook for a microphone
All: Disney is about to get overthrown
M: impaled
H: trapped
C: arrested
U: impaled
J: trapped
CH: bested
All: but just for you, tonight
We're impaled, trapped LIVE!
Welcome to the show
To this Disney remix
We're switching up the flow
Our stories will be fixed
Everybody knows
That we are six bad guys
Time to hear our voice
Running through the ceiling
Get ready for our truths
That we'll be revealing
Everybody knows
That we are six bad guys
and now we've, come back
Upon singing that, the cauldron began to spit out ghosts and creatures of the night that flew through the audience, making faces and terrorizing everyone.
Those who were considered good cowered in fear while the others laughed and welcomed back their old friends.
Mickey and Minnie were scared. This reminded them of that night on Halloween, but before they could do anything, Kaa and Sir Hiss grabbed ahold of them.
"It'ssssss going to be okay." Kaa hissed in their ears.
M: all you ever want to know about
H: is our foes and how we were defeated
C: but do you care about our side?
U: we're going to tell you we got cheated
J: tonight we're going to get justice, cause we're taking you to court
CH: every story has two sides, and you're going to hear all ours, in concert
Narrowing their eyes, they glared at their specific foes, making them squirm as they continued to sing
M: impaled
H: trapped
C: arrested
U: impaled
J: trapped
CH: bested
All: but just for you, tonight
We're impaled, trapped LIVE!
Welcome to the show
To this Disney remix
We're switching up the flow
Our stories will be fixed
Everybody knows
That we are six bad guys
We're all from different times
We came together one day, once
We learned half was from the dark times
Half from the renaissance
Everybody knows
That we are six bad guys
and now we've, come back
Implaled!
The stage immediately turned green as Maleficent stepped forwards.
Mistress of all evil
I'm Maleficent
An invitation
I wasn't sent
From the king
Stabbed 16 years later
That is worse
Made me so angry,
That I had to curse
The stage turned blue as everyone said Trapped and Hades took over
I'm Hades,
Lord of the underworld
Trapped in the river Styx
Over that Meg girl
How come I'm still alive?
I'm a god, I'm immortal
And I cannot die
"Arrested." The rest said as Cruella turned the stage yellow
Cruella de Vil
The only one here with style...
"Rude!" The villains exclaimed, glaring.
Got silver bracelets
When I wanted a coat
Made of fur with spots
Made from puppies
There was too many
In the house of those yuppies
"Impaled" and the stage turned purple for Ursula
I'm Ursula, you poor unfortunate soul
Ariel made the deal and she signed the scroll
But she couldn't keep her end so I made my claim
Funny how you say I cheated, but she did the same!
"Shut up!" Jafar tossed Ursula aside and the stage went orange
I am Jafar of the lamp
"Trapped." The others replied
I almost won if it wasn't for that tramp
I made my three wishes
The last was a trap
Can't believe I was so close
The power was in my lap
"Bested." They said as the stage went red
Five down, I'm the final one
Got mad cause a boy cut off me hand for fun
How could he best me?
I'm Captain Hook
Want to know my story? Come and take a look
Want to know our story? Come and take a look
Everyone came on at once.
All: don't you want to come and take a look?
Then
Welcome to the show
To this Disney remix
We're switching up the flow
Our stories will be fixed
Everybody knows
That we are six bad guys
Once we are done,
The people will be buzzing
Do you like villains?
Well here's half a dozen
Everybody knows
That we are six bad guys
and now we've, come back
With that, they turned and started to dance around the cauldron again before it bubbled again
1, 2, 3, 4, 5... 6.
With that they jumped back into the cauldron and the lights came back on. Everyone stared blankly before applauding.
Kaa and Hiss let go of Mickey and Minnie and Mickey ran on stage.
"Well... on with the show." He said.