This was written for The PokePod Project, which means over on Ao3, there's a podfic version of this available along with 150 others.
"What? Where's my leftover lo mein? I know I didn't finish that!"
The psyduck toddles past as the teenager sighs. "Oh, Quacky, I swear sometimes I think my memory's as bad as yours. I hope I just forgot eating it and didn't leave it out somewhere... I remember putting it back right here though..."
She pats Quacky on her head. "Iiyii," says the psyduck.
"Oh me too buddy," she says. "Oh, I really wanted lo mein though. I'm going to go down for takeout then and get some more, and maybe some other stuff while I'm there to eat later, it's all just so good. Remember, stay put! I'm locking the doors now."
She snaps the baby gate into place across the entrance hallway, wiggles it to make sure it's latched, taps it twice to remember she's done that, exits, then carefully locks the door, hearing the deadbolt thunk into place and then testing three times to see that it's worked. There. She definitely remembered to lock it, just like she definitely did the gate...right? She unlocks the door. Yeah, she did the gate. She closes the door and locks it again, then tests the door four times to be sure.
Quacky watches the teen from the window. Then she hops down, retrieves the container of lo mein from under her bed, and drags a stool over to the counter so she can reach the microwave. That place really does have good lo mein.
When she's done eating, she waddles to the gate, unlatches it, then stands by the door, her hands to either side of her head as she focuses. The deadbolt slides aside and she heads out the door toward the park. She feels like a nice swim and nap in the fountain.
Every other pokedex entry: Psyduck have debilitating headaches, no control over their powers, and barely even know what's going on.
Blue: While lulling its enemies with its vacant look, this wily POKéMON will use psychokinetic powers.
