Just another one of the times when I couldn't resist a hilarious nudity scenario, this time with Willow and Tara.

Disclaimer: I do not own Buffy: The Vampire Slayer.

The clothes were being scattered on the floor as Willow and Tara made their way to the bathroom, tossing last articles of clothing down before they reached the shower stall and Willow turned on the hot water spraying on their naked bodies as they pulled the curtain.

"I wish we could be like this forever." Willow said.

"Then let's make it last." Tara said as they held each other by their cheeks and kissed, running their hands across each other's bare skin, while rubbing the soap against each other to wash the dirt and sweat off their bodies. They kept exploring every nook and cranny and inch, while making out, wanting to make this last, when…

CRASH!

Suddenly a muscular tall demon with horns burst into the bathroom, smashing the door, while ripping the curtain off. Tara and Willow screamed in terror, when Tara cried out a spell and then a shimmer of light surrounded both girls as they closed their eyes…

…and stopped feeling the water spraying down on them, though they felt the cold breeze on their naked skin.

"Are we safe?" Willow asked.

"I think so." Tara said.

"What… the… hell…"

"If you girls wanted a threesome, you could've just asked, you know?"

Both Willow and Tara recognized the pitchy female voice and the English accent as they heard 'clank' and suddenly, both Willow and Tara tensed as they opened their eyes and were shocked to realize that they were in Magic Box and then they slowly turned around to see Buffy and Faith in tank tops and workout pants, with Spike wearing punching pads on his hands, while Giles had in his hands a book, while Xander and Anya were at the counter, with Anya looking into some ledgers and checking the sales and Xander was eating from the bowl before the spoon fell from his hand and he just stared with his jaw hanging open. They all stared awkwardly for around half a minute, which felt like eternity before Willow and Tara first recovered from the shock and let out such high pitch scream that the glass would almost crack, with Willow hiding behind Tara, who covered her breasts with her arms.

Xander immediately slapped his own eyes, all mortified. "I see nothing, I swear! My eyes. Ough."

Buffy immediately covered Dawn's eyes. "What are you doing?!"

Dawn let out a soft groan, her voice dry with no ounce of humor in it. "I did not need to see it."

Giles just took off his glasses and began cleaning them with the edge of his sweater, rubbing the glass so hard it felt like if it was about to crack. "Agreed."

"Did you sell the clothes? Where's the money?" Anya asked curiously.

"Um. No. Nothing like that." Willow said.

Faith grinned and was about to reach for her waist and take off her top. "Oh, if you're in for a naked streak, I can join—"

"NO!" Everyone immediately shouted in protest, even Spike, while he and Buffy grabbed Faith's arms and pulled them away from her top. Sure, Spike was a hot-blooded male liking pretty girls, but even he had his limits, now that he had a soul, especially with Dawn around.

"Can you just get us some clothes, please?" Tara asked, unable to leave out the embarrassment from her voice.

"In the backroom." Giles pointed, keeping his eyes to the floor, while cleaning his glasses.

"Thank you." Willow said as she and Tara scampered to the backroom, with Buffy, Dawn, Xander and Giles out of respect keeping their eyes to the floor, with Faith and Spike watching amused and Anya being indifferent.

"Well, it seems someone had a slight case of nudity here." Buffy said dryly as she finally put her eyes off Dawn's eyes, while remembering when she had been turned into a rat by Amy and then ended up naked in the basement until Oz brought her clothes.

"I think I'd like to know what spell did—" Spike paused as he saw all the glares of the Scoobies at him. "On second thought, never mind."

"Will, please, no more forgetting spells. I think we'll settle for purging the whole thing out of our heads with good old drink." Xander said.

"I'm good with that." Willow said from the backroom.

"Who knows, maybe I can—" Faith stopped, when Buffy cleared her throat, glaring at the brunette Slayer, while Faith shrugged, amused. "What?"

Spike smirked in amusement, with Anya just shrugging and casual about it, while Buffy, Xander and Dawn were just awkward about it, waiting until Willow and Tara got dressed and walked out, all of them wanting to clear out what happened.

"So…" Tara trailed off.

"This… didn't happen." Buffy said and Willow and Tara nodded.

"And it will never happen again." Giles added.

"Not arguing there." Willow said, while Spike and Faith both lowly grumbled in annoyance, with Buffy smacking Spike across his head and elbowing Faith in the side in response, glaring at them both.

Well, poor Scoobies, except Spike, who would be shameless and uncaring, same with Anya and Faith, though at least the Scoobies were there to mitigate the damage, though, again, poor Scoobies, especially Willow and Tara.

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