Hooligan Reunion
On the Isle of Rift of the Hairy Hooligan Tribe
The sister of Stoick, Swift the Flash, the fastest woman alive held her pride in being the Chieftain of the Hunting Village of the Hooligan tribe was relaxing in her chair with her Alpha energy.
Though she is quite not as big and strong as the rest of her siblings and cousins, she was the fastest and smartest. Heck, when she was a kid, she was a Hiccup.
People made fun of her all the time, but her father was her biggest inspiration. He would take her out to the river and tell her to swim upstream. She thought he was crazy, but she did what he asks. But every time she tried; she would be swept away. Every day, he took her there for months until one day, she swam upstream and then climbed the waterfall where her father was. Her father then told her to look in the water and she saw her grown muscles, she did. Then one day, during a dragon raid, she outran and out dodge a Speed Stinger and lobbed off its tail.
The village cheered for her, and her father mounted the tail on the fireplace. She still has that tail too as a reminder that not all great Vikings are born, they are made. That is what she wanted to teach Hiccup, but her older brother was too stubborn and kept putting Hiccup down. Stoick is and always will be an idiot, who couldn't even see his son's greatness.
So, imagine her surprise when she got that letter in the mail.
To every member of the Haddock Family,
I am to inform you that the war between dragons and humans has finally ended. The Red Death, the Queen of Dragons who brought misery and anguish through her subjects has been slain by my son, Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III. Hiccup has uncovered a discovery unlike any other, he has trained a dragon, a Night Fury named Toothless. He is the first to find the nest, he is the one to have slain the Red Death, and he has brought peace and tamed the dragons.
For his actions, we shall hold the title ceremony at the Capital of the Hooligan Tribe, where we will discuss our 'newest' lifestyle. Drinks and food will be provided but bring your own weapon.
Signed, Head Chief Stoick the Vast
She guffaws at her brother before storing away.
"Boys, start packing for Berk tomorrow!" She called out to her sons.
"Ma, what's going on?" Her eldest son, Trout the Dagger Mouth yawned.
"To serve your uncle a speech of, "I told you so" and a can of whoop ass." She answered.
On the Isle of Scour of the Hairy Hooligan Tribe…
Rawhide the Iron was watching his sheep as he was smoking on his wooden pipe, thinking about a time when dragons would not plague his land.
Through his one eye, he sees a future where his daughter, Squish, and his wife Squash can live their lives in peace. Sometimes the man wondered if he should join his older brother in the hunt for the nest. But then he thought about his family… if something were to happen to them… He's not like Stoick who can forget about his child, his daughter was the world to him.
He then felt a wool blanket over him as he knew who it was.
"You shouldn't stay outside in the cold for so long, Father." His daughter advised.
"Forgive me, my rose. I was simply thinking and pondering…" He answered.
"Well, you might want to put it on hold. Uncle Stoick sent us a letter." She informed him as her mother gave her husband the letter.
To every member of the Haddock Family,
I am to inform you that the war between dragons and humans has finally ended. The Red Death, the Queen of Dragons who brought misery and anguish through her subjects has been slain by my son, Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III. Hiccup has uncovered a discovery unlike any other, he has trained a dragon, a Night Fury named Toothless. He is the first to find the nest, he is the one to have slain the Red Death, and he has brought peace and tamed the dragons.
For his actions, we shall hold the title ceremony at the Capital of the Hooligan Tribe, where we will discuss our 'newest' lifestyle. Drinks and food will be provided but bring your own weapon.
Signed, Head Chief Stoick the Vast
"Odin's beard… we better leave right away!" He gasped.
On the Isle of Fiend of the Hairy Hooligan Tribe…
Vikings waited to see if the dragons were coming or not, which is odd but there was no sign of any of them coming.
"Chief Wolfbane, no sight of the dragons!" One of the Vikings called out as the Chief, Wolfbane the Prowling and his middle yet favorite son, Dogsbreath the Duhbrain were waiting for the dragons.
"Keep watch! The more dragons we kill, the closer my son will be Head Chief!" He ordered.
"Yeah, keep going!" The spoiled son demanded.
"Father! Father!" The eldest son, often forgotten by his father, Jackletooth the Lurking shouted while his three siblings were behind him, Foxtail, Dingoface, and Puppynose.
"What is the meaning of this?"
"Message from Uncle Stoick, it's about Hiccup-."
The man then snatched it from his hand, hoping that Hiccup will be replaced in favor of Dogsbreath.
To every member of the Haddock Family,
I am to inform you that the war between dragons and humans has finally ended. The Red Death, the Queen of Dragons who brought misery and anguish through her subjects has been slain by my son, Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III. Hiccup has uncovered a discovery unlike any other, he has trained a dragon, a Night Fury named Toothless. He is the first to find the nest, he is the one to have slain the Red Death, and he has brought peace and tamed the dragons.
For his actions, we shall hold the title ceremony at the Capital of the Hooligan Tribe, where we will discuss our 'newest' lifestyle. Drinks and food will be provided but bring your own weapon.
Signed, Head Chief Stoick the Vast
Wolfbane snarled and ripped the letter in half!
"That runt!"
On the Isle of Nightcrawl of the Hairy Hooligan Tribe…
Chief Spitlack the Bruiser was chopping down trees for her tribe when one of her men brought the letter from her brother.
To every member of the Haddock Family,
I am to inform you that the war between dragons and humans has finally ended. The Red Death, the Queen of Dragons who brought misery and anguish through her subjects has been slain by my son, Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III. Hiccup has uncovered a discovery unlike any other, he has trained a dragon, a Night Fury named Toothless. He is the first to find the nest, he is the one to have slain the Red Death, and he has brought peace and tamed the dragons.
For his actions, we shall hold the title ceremony at the Capital of the Hooligan Tribe, where we will discuss our 'newest' lifestyle. Drinks and food will be provided but bring your own weapon.
Signed, Head Chief Stoick the Vast
She nodded and pointed to everyone to get ready.
On the Isle of Red Rubble of the Hairy Hooligan Tribe…
Venom the Unkillable was brought to rest again, his son Toxic the Restless wasn't sure he was dead, nor the seven daughters, Poison, Decompose, Rot, Moldy, Molly, Pealing, and Pelt.
They were preparing to begin his funeral again when Toxic was given a letter.
To every member of the Haddock Family,
I am to inform you that the war between dragons and humans has finally ended. The Red Death, the Queen of Dragons who brought misery and anguish through her subjects has been slain by my son, Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III. Hiccup has uncovered a discovery unlike any other, he has trained a dragon, a Night Fury named Toothless. He is the first to find the nest, he is the one to have slain the Red Death, and he has brought peace and tamed the dragons.
For his actions, we shall hold the title ceremony at the Capital of the Hooligan Tribe, where we will discuss our 'newest' lifestyle. Drinks and food will be provided but bring your own weapon.
Signed, Head Chief Stoick the Vast
"Hiccup trained dragons?!" Toxic gasped.
"Let's hurry!" Venom declared as his tribe moaned and pulled the ship back to the shore, no longer surprised he keeps coming back to life.
On Berk, the Capital of the Hairy Hooligan Tribe…
Stoick sighed as all the letters were sent, looking at his sleeping son and his dragon.
He has been a terrible father and he didn't realize that until his son almost died for the village who neglected and shunned him for so long. Hiccup had to pay for their mistake and it crushed Stoick. Stoick could try for a hundred years and never fully repent for his son. This Title Ceremony was a mere start and Stoick wanted the entire tribe to be there and for Hiccup to get the respect he rightfully deserved.
"I will make it right for you, Hiccup, and I won't rest until I do." He promised his son, who was still asleep after a day of teaching Vikings how to domesticate dragons.
He closed the door and let the pair sleep alone.