Yooooo
So.. are y'all excited for this chapter like I am? I sure hope so because last chapter ended on a very interesting note!
Naruto, our favorite whiskered human, has now sought the help of the man with a lyrical appreciation, Killer Bee!
Let's see what happens from here!
Start:
Naruto sat in the cozy kitchen, each tick of the clock punctuating his mounting unease. He was restless, continuously fidgeting, tapping his fingers against the wooden table, unable to still the anxious beat of his heart.
Across from him, Killer Bee paced with a rhythmic cadence that seemed to sync with the eight-tail jinchuriki's internal brainstorming. Bee's hand was propped under his chin, his brow furrowed deep in thought, occasionally humming a tune that vibrated with contemplation.
In the midst of this domestic tableau, Isobu and Gyuki, rendered miniature by Naruto's ingenious sealing technique, sat beside each other on the kitchen counter.
They exchanged exasperated glances, their tiny forms somehow conveying a world-weary patience that only ancient beings could muster. Isobu's eyes were half-lidded, yearning for tranquility, while Gyuki's gaze was sharp, focused on the increasingly agitated Bee.
"Bee, stop pacing around, man. Just spit out your advice already," Gyuki grumbled, his deep voice filling the kitchen.
Killer Bee paused mid-step, deflating slightly as he sighed, but then, in a blink, his usual exuberance bounced back. He whirled around to face Gyuki, throwing out his hand in a dynamic gesture, his grin wide and infectious.
"Yo, yo, Gyuki, don't you see? Love ain't something to rush, let it be! But don't worry, bro, I got the key, To unlock the heart, smooth and free!"
Gyuki sighed deeply, his miniaturized tail twitching in annoyance. Beside him, Isobu groaned, adding his own grumble to the chorus of complaints. "I came here for some peace. This kitchen's turned into a freestyle den."
"My bad, big turtle, but the flow can't stop," Bee chuckled, his voice a playful tease.
Said turtle responded with a grunt, closing his eyes and trying once more to find some semblance of rest amidst the chaos that unloaded the moment Naruto came home and demanded to speak with Bee urgently.
Naturally, everyone was curious, but some like Kurama and Saiken were too lazy or too tired to get up and opted to sleep instead while others like Shukaku, Son Goku, Kokou and Chomei preferred to continue watching the movies instead.
Curiosity piqued, Naruto raised an eyebrow at Isobu's attempt to find solace in such a bustling environment. "Hey, Isobu, why'd you even come to the kitchen if you wanted a quiet place to nap? Everyone comes here."
Isobu opened one eye, his version of a pout forming on his face as he shifted slightly. "I like being close to the freezer," he mumbled, a hint of defensiveness in his tone.
Naruto chuckled softly. "Ahh, got it," he said, understanding dawning on him. "You know what? I'll get you a private freezer, just for you to use however you want."
At this, Isobu's eyes snapped open, and a sound that could only be described as a squeal of delight escaped him. "Really? You know just how to spoil me," he exclaimed, his usual gruff demeanor melting away into something resembling glee.
The blonde winked, pleased with the usually gruff turtle's reaction.
Just then, Killer Bee cleared his throat, pulling Naruto's attention back to him. The shinobi turned to face his friend, who was now ready to drop another verse, his body language bursting with his typical flair.
"Listen up, Naruto, don't be in dismay, Here's a plan, gonna make your day. To win her heart, here's what you play: A hero's charm, in your own ninja way! Show her strength, show her might, But also kindness, and the light Within your heart, shining bright, Will turn the tides of love's fight!"
As the last syllables of Killer Bee's rhyme faded into the air, Naruto sat blinking in bewilderment, his mind scrambling to untangle the lyrical advice. The rhythmic words, though delivered with Bee's usual flair, left him more confused than enlightened.
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"Speak normally, please. I have no idea what you're saying," came a voice, lilting yet laced with mild irritation.
Matatabi, the Two-Tails, strolled into the kitchen, her twin tails swaying with each elegant step, embodying a regal grace.
Without hesitation, she leaped onto Naruto's lap, landing with a soft thud. And almost immediately, she began purring contentedly, a deep, resonant sound that filled the room as Naruto instinctively began petting her luxurious fur.
Killer Bee pouted, his lips jutting out in a mock sulk. "Hey, I was just tryin' to lighten the mood with some rhythm and flow!"
Ever the pragmatist, Gyuki rolled his eyes from his perch on the windowsill. "Bee, you know not everyone gets your 'flow.' Just lay it out straight, will ya?"
Turning to Matatabi, who was comfortably nestled in Naruto's lap, Gyuki decided to cut through the confusing lyrical haze. "Bee is trying to give advice in regards to love."
Matatabi's eyes widened, and a high-pitched squeal escaped her as she whirled around to face Naruto directly, her excitement palpable. "You're in love? Oh, Naruto, that's wonderful news! Tell me everything! Who is she? What's she like?" Her eyes sparkled with curiosity and delight as she settled more comfortably into his lap, eagerly awaiting the details.
Naruto's face turned a deep shade of red, his previous confusion now overshadowed by embarrassment. Gyuki and Killer Bee, catching the blush on Naruto's cheeks, couldn't help but let out a synchronized laugh, their earlier banter forgotten in the face of Naruto's obvious discomfiture.
Only Isobu seemed unamused by the commotion.
The usually stoic turtle opened one eye, shooting Matatabi a dirty look. "Enough of this racket," he grumbled, his voice rumbling with irritation. With a heavy sigh, he heaved himself up from his resting spot and lumbered out of the kitchen, clearly fed up with the noise and the crowd.
Meanwhile, Matatabi remained undeterred by Isobu's departure, her gaze fixed on Naruto with unwavering interest. "Come on, Naruto, you can't keep us in suspense! Who is she? What happened?"
Naruto glanced around the kitchen, momentarily distracted by the cozy chaos that was his new daily reality. But Matatabi's eager voice drew him back, her bright eyes locked on his with a mixture of excitement and encouragement. "Come on, tell me! Please. I promise that I won't laugh if that's what you're scared of."
With a nervous chuckle and a slight rub at the back of his neck, Naruto's gaze drifted to the floor before meeting Matatabi's again. "Well, uh, it was kind of love at first sight," he admitted, his voice tinged with a mix of wonder and bashfulness.
Matatabi's eyes widened, her twin tails twitching with delight. "Love at first sight? Oh, Naruto, that's so romantic!" she exclaimed, her voice a high-pitched squeal of approval.
Naruto's face warmed with a deeper blush. "Yeah, her name is Mirko. She's a hero, not just any hero though. From what I found out, she's one of the top ten. And... and she was so beautiful and graceful," he continued, his words becoming more animated as he spoke. "I know it might sound shallow, but she was just so gorgeous, it kind of took my breath away."
Matatabi clapped her paws joyfully. "There's nothing wrong with love at first sight, Naruto! It's wonderful and magical. Tell me more!"
Before Naruto could respond, Killer Bee, who had been fiddling with his laptop near the counter, swung it around and set it down in front of them.
"Yo, let's get a visual to go with that description, my man," Bee said, tapping away at the keyboard. He quickly pulled up a profile, the screen displaying a stunning image of Mirko in her hero costume, looking every bit the part of a top-tier hero.
Curious to see the appearance of the woman who had captured Naruto's heart, Gyuki got on the table and walked/slithered over to Naruto and Matatabi, leaning around to gaze at the screen.
Killer Bee cleared his throat, ready to add his unique flair to the moment: "Yo, yo, listen up, here's the scoop, She's a hero, in the top group, Fighting crime with a mighty troop, Her style and grace make y'all swoop!"
"Top ten hero, she rules the chart, Capturing foes and winning hearts, But beware, bro, love's a fine art, Plan your moves, play it smart!"
The room fell into a hushed silence as they all stared at the image of Mirko.
Matatabi leaned forward, her eyes scanning every detail of the hero displayed on the screen. After a few seconds, she turned back to Naruto, nodding approvingly. "You have excellent taste in potential mates," she purred, a smirk playing on her lips.
Naruto sighed, his embarrassment palpable but a small smile creeping onto his face. "Thanks, I guess," he muttered, unsure whether to feel proud or even more embarrassed.
Unable to resist, Bee grinned broadly and launched into another spontaneous rap: "We're laying down plans, got strategies to map, Discussing battle plans, watch the love trap, Naruto's got his eye on a top-class chap, Time to step up, no time for a nap!"
The playful atmosphere lightened Naruto's spirits, and despite the flush still coloring his cheeks, he found himself chuckling along with Bee's enthusiastic performance. The support of his friends, both human and beast, bolstered his resolve.
Matatabi, still perched attentively by his side, nudged him gently. "So, what's the plan, Naruto? How will you approach her?"
Before Naruto could muster an answer, Gyuki's deep, rumbling voice cut through the suspense.
"That's what Bee was trying to explain to Naruto before you came in," Gyuki noted, his tiny form leaning away from the computer as he turned to his host with a look of mild exasperation. "But dear God, we need help to understand Bee's ear-offensive rapping."
The comment drew a sharp look from Killer Bee, who was less than amused.
His eyes narrowed, and the usual joviality in his expression hardened into a pointed glare directed at Gyuki. "Yo, Gyuki, my rhymes light fires, they ain't dire. Maybe your soul just needs a little more wire!" he retorted, the words punctuated by his hands slicing through the air, as if cutting to the heart of the matter.
Sparks of irritation flared between them, a visible tension that crackled in the small space of the kitchen. Neither was willing to back down, each standing firmly behind their perspectives on the art—or assault—of lyrical expression.
Caught in the middle, Naruto exhaled a heavy sigh, his brow furrowed in concern.
The room felt smaller, compressed by the weight of unsolicited advice and unfiltered opinions. "I need help... badly," he murmured, more to himself than to anyone else, as he pondered how he'd even begin to introduce himself to Mirko without stumbling.
Matatabi, ever the gentle soul amidst the chaos, placed her soft paws on Naruto's chest and pushed herself up to meet his gaze more directly.
She licked his cheek affectionately, her purring a soothing rumble that seemed to cleanse the air. "Don't worry, Naruto," she cooed softly, her eyes gleaming with empathy and assurance. "I'll help you no matter what. You've already got the girl; Mirko just doesn't know it yet."
Her encouragement drew a small, grateful smile from Naruto, momentarily lifting the clouds of doubt. He resumed petting her, her fur soft under his fingers, her purring intensifying with each stroke, echoing comfortingly in the room.
Amidst the serenity of their interaction, Naruto voiced his lingering concerns, his voice low but filled with a raw honesty that resonated in the quiet kitchen. "But how do I meet her? Even if I do, how do I make sure I'm not just some random, irrelevant guy to her?"
It was then that Killer Bee's face lit up with a mischievous grin, his earlier irritation forgotten. He leaned forward, an idea sparking visibly in his eyes. "I got just the thing, bro!" he declared, his enthusiasm reigniting the energy in the room.
Naruto, Gyuki, and Matatabi turned to him, their expressions a mix of curiosity and caution.
As Bee dramatically pointed at Naruto, ready to burst into his solution with his usual lyrical flourish, the trio pre-empted him in perfect unison. "Don't rap!" they chorused, their voices overlapping in a rare harmonic plea.
Bee paused, his mouth open, then closed it with a pout, his shoulders slumping slightly under the collective veto. "Alright, alright, no rhymes this time," he grumbled, then straightened, adopting a more serious tone. "But hear me out—what if Naruto got her attention by becoming a villain?"
The suggestion hung in the air like a discordant note, drawing incredulous looks from everyone. Naruto's eyes widened, Matatabi's fur bristled slightly in confusion, and even Gyuki frowned deeply, his voice laden with disbelief.
It wasn't just the jinchuriki pair who had studied the history and norms of this world, all of the tailed beasts did too and they all were well aware of the laws and how people felt about heroes, villains, quirk usage, and all that.
"Bee, have you lost your mind?" Gyuki questioned, his tone a mix of concern and exasperation.
Bee, undeterred and keen to elaborate, pushed back with a quick defensive rap, "Yo, my mind's sound, ideas abound, just hear me out, I've got the ground!"
"A villain, Bee? Really?" Naruto questioned, skepticism threading his voice.
"For real, man!" Bee hurried to clarify, sensing the rising alarm. "I know it sounds insane, but just hear me out, it will all make sense when I'm done explaining."
Killer Bee leaned closer, his voice barely above a whisper, thick with intrigue and excitement.
"You see, Naruto, it's like crafting a new identity," he began, his hands gesturing vividly as he sketched the outline of an audacious plan. "You'd wear a mask that covers everything from the neck up, step into the shoes of a villain, but not just any villain—a unique one, a provocateur who stirs up the mundane, challenges the status quo without crossing into real darkness."
Naruto, his arms crossed, listened with a mix of skepticism and curiosity. The notion of adopting a villainous persona to capture attention was unconventional, to say the least.
"So I'm supposed to don a mask and play the villain, just to get noticed?" He questioned, his tone laced with doubt yet open to persuasion.
"Exactly, bro!" Bee's eyes sparkled with conviction as he envisioned the scenario. "But here's the twist—you're a harmless villain... sort of. You don't really hurt anyone; you're just outrageously defiant of the rules. You'd perform acts that are bold, unexpected—very absurd—to the point that every hero out there takes notice of you."
Naruto couldn't lie, what his fellow jinchuriki was preposing was definitely… intriguing to say the least.
At least that was the reason that he was hearing him out. Bee seemed to sense that as he continued. "Now imagine this, you… a villain, defeated and pranked one of the top ten heroes, let's say Best Jeanist, you could cover all of him in pink paint as a prank then run away, with him chasing you and failing to find you."
"As you can imagine." Bee explained excitedly. "You'd be causing a massive shock to the hero community and the civilian population at large. Continue the acts that go against the law, prank and humiliate more heroes. And all of them, Mirko included, who you must prank by the way, will all come after you."
Pausing for effect, Bee sat back in his chair, his gaze sweeping across the attentive faces of his friends. "Think about it, Naruto. You'd be like the fox in the henhouse, always elusive, a step ahead. You'd be doing things so outlandish that Mirko and the others can't help but respond."
Matatabi, curled up beside Naruto, flicked her tail thoughtfully. "And this would draw Mirko out because...?"
"Because Matatabi," Bee explained, warming to his theme, "Mirko is a top hero, driven by challenges and the responsibility of dealing with villains, especially top villains like Naruto when he becomes one. He'd become the enigma, the one puzzle she can't solve. Each encounter would leave her more intrigued, more invested in catching him. It's the thrill of the chase, the mystery that she can't resist."
"Add in the fact that he basically hurts her pride with his pranks and it's a must that she catches him." Bee finally concluded.
Naruto absorbed the words, the gears in his mind turning. "So, I keep up this charade, drawing her in more and more. But isn't that kind of deceptive?"
It was Gyuki who voiced his concern next, his deep voice rumbling through the kitchen. "Isn't there a risk she might fall for the mask, not the man beneath it?"
Shaking his head, Bee's grin was undeterred. "Nah, it's all about how you do it. It's not about deception; it's about magnifying parts of yourself. You'd be free, bold, challenging norms—qualities you already have, Naruto. She'd be falling for the real you, just without knowing your name or face... yet. That stuff you can reveal when you feel she's trustworthy and all that."
The kitchen fell into a heavy silence, the weight of Killer Bee's audacious plan hanging thickly in the air like the steam rising from the teapot on the stove. The soft tick of the wall clock punctuated the quiet, each click seeming louder in the stillness.
Finally, Matatabi, her tail flicking slightly with contemplation, broke the silence. "It's definitely... unusual," she began, choosing her words carefully, her voice soft yet clear. "But it's honestly a good plan, Bee. It's creative, and it will certainly keep Naruto on her mind, or at least his villain persona."
Killer Bee's face lit up with a broad smile, his eyes twinkling with satisfaction at Matatabi's endorsement. "See? It's all about keeping the narrative fresh and engaging!"
Naruto turned his gaze towards Gyuki, whose expression remained thoughtful and slightly furrowed. Matatabi and Bee followed his lead, their attention shifting to the large, brooding presence in the room, waiting for his input.
Gyuki exhaled deeply, his large chest rising and falling as he contemplated the plan. "I can't say I like the plan much," he started, his voice deep and rumbling, "mostly because it strays far from the norm and carries risks of backfiring in ways we might not anticipate."
He paused, his gaze shifting between Naruto and the others. "But." The eight tail bijuu conceded, "There's no denying it could really work if executed correctly. It's bold, and bold actions tend to stand out."
Killer Bee nodded vigorously, clearly pleased with Gyuki's reluctant admission. "Exactly, man! We just need to make sure every move is calculated."
Naruto let out a small sigh, a sheepish smile playing on his lips as he absorbed the gravity and potential of what they were proposing.
"I have to admit," he said, his voice tinged with a mix of excitement and nerves, "the plan does sound like fun. A bit thrilling, even." He looked away briefly, his cheeks coloring slightly as a chuckle escaped him, imagining himself in the role of a playful villain.
The room filled with light laughter at Naruto's admission, the tension easing as they all shared in the moment of levity.
However, as the chuckles faded and he turned back to his friends, Naruto's expression sobered. "But I can't help but feel as though this is pretty manipulative."
"No it isn't." Killer Bee quickly shut that line of thinking down. "All you'd be doing is introducing yourself in a more unique fashion than the average and your interactions would be different, but you're going to be true to yourself when you're in that identity."
"You wouldn't be fabricating anything, you'd just show the real you, but in a different manner than the norm. which isn't a bad thing." Bee added.
The explanation and logic behind them, which was pretty sound and true, helped massively diminish the unease Naruto felt behind the entire strategy.
"You just got to make sure that whatever side of you that you show as a villain, doesn't somehow link back to your normal self. After all, it won't be just Mirko who's gonna be after your ass."
The blonde nodded with a thoughtful look. "True. But that would make it more fun."
Naruto's initial hesitation melted away under the comforting logic of Bee's argument. A small smile tugged at his lips, and he nodded, feeling a newfound sense of clarity and excitement about the plan.
"Actually, hearing it explained like that does make me feel a lot better," he admitted, his voice lighter, a glint of mischief sparking in his eyes. "It's not manipulation if it's just another way of showing who I am, right? Just more... theatrically."
Bee's face lit up with a grin, thrilled by Naruto's acceptance and enthusiasm. He couldn't resist slipping back into his characteristic rhymes, a habit that always seemed to define his mood.
"Yo, that's the spirit, my man! It's all about faith and trust, playing fair in the game without a fuss!" he began, his body swaying slightly to an unheard rhythm, his hands gesturing flamboyantly to emphasize each beat.
The impromptu performance elicited a mix of reactions;
Matatabi's ears twitched in mild annoyance, and she let out a soft groan, her tail flicking in disapproval. Gyuki's expression turned into a pained grimace, the deep rumble of his voice barely containing his exasperation. "Not another rap, Bee..." he muttered, though there was a reluctant amusement underlying his gruff tone.
Naruto, on the other hand, chuckled good-naturedly, appreciating Bee's consistent ability to lighten the mood. His laughter seemed to brighten the room, easing the remaining tension as they all basked in the camaraderie that filled the kitchen.
It was then that Bee's smile widened into a massive, face-splitting grin, an expression so filled with mischievous glee that it was almost contagious. He leaned forward towards Naruto, lowering his voice as if about to share a grand secret.
"And speaking of catching fish," he said, the excitement palpable in his tone, "I too am scheming to catch a big one."
The declaration caught everyone off guard, prompting wide-eyed looks from Naruto and the two mini-sized tailed beasts, who turned their heads in unison towards Bee. The room was charged with curiosity and surprise as they awaited his next words.
"Who?" Naruto asked, his interest piqued, leaning in closer.
Bee's cheeks flushed a light pink, a rare show of bashfulness from the usually exuberant shinobi. He chuckled, a sound filled with both nervousness and excitement, as he swiveled around to his laptop. His fingers flew over the keys in a rapid dance before he hit the search button with a flourish. Turning the screen to face his friends, he waited, his grin barely contained.
Silence thickened in the room, heavy with anticipation. The trio leaned forward, eyes locked on the screen, deciphering the content. After a moment, Naruto stared at Bee, his expression stone-faced, before it broke into an approving smile and he raised his hand in a powerful thumbs-up.
Matatabi, ever the playful one, turned her attention back to Bee, her voice laced with amusement and approval. "It seems Naruto isn't the only one with good taste in potential mates," she purred playfully yet sincerely, her eyes sparkling with delight.
Gyuki, taking a moment longer to process the information, hummed thoughtfully. His gaze drifted upward, eyes narrowing slightly as he read the name aloud, "Midnight," he announced.
Naruto's grin stretched from ear to ear as he turned towards Killer Bee, the playful glint in his eyes reflecting the kitchen's warm lighting.
"So, Bee, what's the grand plan for sweeping Midnight off her feet? Gonna outdo my villain gig?" he teased, leaning back in his chair with a look of eager anticipation.
Bee, leaning forward, resting his elbows on the table, waved a dismissive hand with a chuckle. "Nah, man, I don't need to cook up anything too wild. Midnight's a teacher at the top hero school in the country. I just gotta land a job there, simple and straightforward."
Gyuki, who had been quietly sipping his tea, nearly choked on his drink, setting it down with a thud that echoed slightly in the suddenly quiet kitchen. "And just how do you plan to waltz into the most prestigious hero academy in the country?" he asked, skepticism heavy in his voice.
Bee's smile didn't falter; if anything, it grew more confident. "Well, you see, the principal of that school, Nezu, he's literally an animal. And you know how territorial and protective animals can be, right?"
He leaned in, his voice lowering as if sharing a state secret. "So, I figured, why not play to that angle? I could demonstrate my skills by infiltrating the school, maybe have a friendly spar with some of the pro heroes there—all masked up, of course. Then, I'll just reveal myself to Nezu, tell him I'm there to offer my services."
Naruto burst out laughing, slamming his hand on the table, amusement lighting up his face. "Bee, that's insane! You're gonna break into a hero school, humble their security, and then ask for a job?"
Matatabi joined in on the laughter, her melodious voice filling the room. "Only Bee could come up with such a bold strategy. It's audacious, almost as theatrical as the villain plan he concocted for you, Naruto!"
Meanwhile, Gyuki massaged his temples, a pained expression crossing his rugged features as if he could already feel the headache Bee's plan would inevitably cause.
"That's... one way to do it," he muttered, his tone dry. "Nezu might admire the audacity, or he might decide you're too dangerous to be left unchecked."
Bee nodded enthusiastically, undeterred by Gyuki's caution. "Exactly! It's a gamble, but think about it—either Nezu sees the potential in having me around, benefiting the students with my... unique skills, or he keeps me close because he wants to keep an eye on me. Either way, I get to be where Midnight is."
"Aren't you afraid that he'll let the authority deal with you though? Because that is also a possibility." Naruto brought up.
"That is why I too will be masked!" Bee countered with a pleased nod.
The room fell into a thoughtful silence, the audacity of Bee's plan hanging in the air like a thick fog. The kitchen lights cast long shadows across the walls, adding a dramatic flair to the discussion. Outside, the wind rustled through the leaves, a soft accompaniment to the high stakes of their conversation.
Naruto, still chuckling, shook his head in disbelief, his eyes twinkling with a mixture of admiration and concern. "Man, if you pull this off, it'll be the stuff of legends. Midnight won't know what hit her."
Matatabi purred again, her eyes narrowing in amusement. "And here I thought the villain plan was daring. Bee, you're taking it to a whole new level."
Gyuki finally let out a long, resigned sigh, acknowledging the resolve in Bee's eyes. "Well, if anyone can make an entrance and turn it into an opportunity, it's you, Bee. Just... try not to cause too much chaos in the process, will you?"
The rapper's only response was a massive, stomach-twisting grin. "Yo, Gyuki, don't fret about my style, I promise to keep it worth your while. I'll stir just enough to make them smile, Keep it cool but never too vile."
With the arrival of a whiskered blonde, a rapping swordsman, and nine beasts in miniature form capable of causing destruction on an untold scale. Chaos would soon descend on the world.
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
End.
I hope you guys enjoyed this chapter, I know not much happened here, but this was laying the groundwork for the more… eccentric behaviour that we're going to see from both Naruto and Bee!
You guys will love the riot that these two will create!
On a sidenote, I feel bad for Isobu.
Man's… well, Turtle's trying to relax and you have this noise following him everywhere.
Though it isn't easy to get away from noise in the house when you have Naruto, Bee, and all of the tailed beasts staying under one roof.
Next chapter guys is gonna be even more fun, I don't want to spoil it for you but you guys will love it.
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Anyway, I've said all I need for now.
Take care lads.
Peace.