Thank you to everybody who read or reviewed the last conversation. You are all lovely.

I debated whether to call this a conversation or a mission report chapter because it contains both. However, since it begins with the conversation I will treat as such.

We are back in the "Tony and Steve had their ship together" timeline. I know you want to see if Tony Stark-Potts gets back to Laura, lost in 2023, but I did promise you a Daisy check-in. Remember that due to me misreading MJ's last name originally, I came up with the brilliant idea to make her Daisy's cousin and I kept running with it.

Conversation 5: Where is my cousin?

Girl Friday: Hey, I just got out of the meeting. Dad let us leave early because he caught Peter texting Flash when he was supposed to be paying attention to the essential briefing. He mumbled something about the end of the world being no match for teenage hormones.

The new consultant: That's partially my fault. I told Flash to text Benji to talk things out before they ended up sharing a room tonight. Why are they sharing a room? I know the lighthouse is enormous.

Girl Friday: Now you make me feel like a bad friend. I arranged for them to share. I may have also left ice cream, condoms, and a first-aid kit with the intention of just leaving them there and checking in on them in the morning.

The new consultant: No, because honestly, I was planning to do this sometime next week if they kept tiptoeing around each other, especially because the placebo is now gone for good. It was going to be Flash's late birthday present.

Girl Friday: This is true. Although, I feel like the First-aid kit may not actually be necessary unless Flash faints again.

The new consultant: The ice cream will be useful, at least. I don't think they're ready for the condoms.

Girl Friday: Maybe because of their text conversation, they will just go to sleep.

The new consultant: Possibly since it's 2 AM.

Girl Friday: I had no idea it was that late. Since the latest Wanda tuneup, I'm starting to become a bit more human in that regard. I'm sorry I texted you.

The new consultant: I wouldn't have messaged you back if I wasn't up.

Girl Friday: Why are you still up?

The new consultant: It's hard to sleep when you're worried about one of the family members you like. You and Benji were called into an Avenger meeting. You're never called into an Avenger meeting unless the situation is bad or involves our high school. You're both on-call only numbers. We're not in the middle of an apocalypse? Your dad did make an apocalypse joke.

Girl Friday: No more in the middle of one than usual.

The new consultant: That isn't reassuring.

Girl Friday: I wasn't trying to be.

The new consultant: I hate when you're evasive. So where is my cousin?

Girl Friday: Possibly Asgard, although we're not 100% sure because we haven't gotten a confirmation message from her. The Princess theorizes that it might take up to two or three days to get a message from there through the system.

The new consultant: That explains why you're texting me on the Avenger channel. Why is my cousin on another planet?

Girl Friday: That's all I got from my dad. A quinjet will pick you up at 7 AM and bring you to the Lighthouse.

The new consultant: That's also not reassuring, especially because I'm going to the Lighthouse and not the Avenger compound.

Girl Friday: That would be because this afternoon, Laura was kidnapped from the Avenger compound by someone that sort of looks like her husband, but with crazy hair and more tattoos. We initially thought he was a shapeshifting alien, but it turns out he was Clint from another timeline from about five years in the future.

The new consultant: You owe me pancakes when I get there with chocolate and blueberries. Why do I feel like this is the beginning of another New York level apocalypse?

Girl Friday: Do you need me to lie to you or tell you the truth?

The new consultant: Actually, don't answer that question at all. I just hope my cousin is safe wherever she is.

Girl Friday: I hope so too. I'm going to go sleep. That's something that I need to do after the latest upgrade.

The new consultant: Someday we must talk about how powerful your sister-in-law really is.

Xxxxx

Avenger mission report of Agent Daisy Johnson; UN Avengers member

location: Grand Master's palace, on the planet I'm not sure how to spell yet

Time: Unsure, 49 hours after arrival

After two days with Loki, I really want to strangle him, but understand I may be food for the locals if I do so. We barely escaped that fate by working together. I used my powers to protect us, but he manipulated things, so we didn't end up in the gladiator ring. Being the excellent liar that he is, somehow Loki managed to get us in the house of the ruler of the planet. This whole planet seems like a mix between Vegas and the Hunger Games.

Loki has transformed into their female form and has told the Grand Master that I'm her magical warrior handmaiden. (Note to self, asked Loki about pronoun preference.) Apparently, the Grand Master enjoys princesses from far-off planets and for the moment we are safe. Although we were invited to what I'm assuming is some sort of orgy. If I find out Loki agreed for us to be concubines for this Grand Master, I will quake the Prince of Lies to pieces. BTW, that name is so stupid and pretentious.

Considering that the Grand Master's already made a pass at me twice I see this as a possibility and I'm not having that. I did some things when I was on the street to survive that I wish I didn't. I know that it's necessary for me to do whatever I have to do to survive this planet, but not that. Calling a truce with the being that murdered Coulson was hard enough. Yes, the death didn't stick, but I'm still upset about that.

Here's what I know so far about where I am:

This is essentially an inner dimensional dumping ground of various portals like the one that sent Simmons to the planet of death and Leo back to our timeline. Also, apparently time moves differently here. Maybe just a few hours on Earth, but days or even weeks have past here or at least that's Friday's hypotheses. That is not reassuring at all.

I do not know if I can survive weeks or months with Loki as my only companion. Why did Robin want me to come to Asgard? Did she know this was going to happen? Why am I here? I have no idea.

I'll send an update when I can. I don't want people to know that I have any type of communications device. And by people, I mean my Asgardian roommate.

Tosha, send help. Robbie can find me, right? Get me out of here.

To be continued

Remember per Ragnarök, time flows very differently on Sakaar. So, Daisy might be there for a few weeks where it may only be a day or two outside. Obviously, she's very unhappy about that.

Also, I have a soft spot for gender fluid Loki. As you're aware I incorporate a lot of my favorite things from the comic books in this story.