Thank you to everybody who read or reviewed the last conversation. You are all fabulous. It's time for some fun with Steve and Tony. However, it's Dr. and Mr. Stark-Rogers this time around. The awkward adventures of Steve May-Rogers and Tony Potts will be up soon, I promise.

Steve's current designation on his non-avenger line is cuddle fiancé. Aren't they so adorable? Also, I seriously wonder if they should contact each other on the Avenger line, but they can't flirt on the Avenger line.

Conversation 7: You're Going to Need a New Deputy Director

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Anthony love: So, theoretically, the messages that I sent you several hours ago should have managed to make it to your location.

Anthony love: Maybe. Ana was a little confused once she managed to get back online after digesting five years worth of data from the other Avengers. In addition to downloading time travel schematics or maybe it's creating dimensional portals schematics. I'm still uncertain.

Anthony love: We're not entirely sure how Friday from 2023 managed to send the data through with our visitor, but it's probably going to be useful. At a minimum, it's going to be less annoying than Deke, the future SI chief creative officer. Other Tony must still be drinking.

Anthony love: I haven't had a chance to go over the files yet. My child is forcing me to get at least a few hours of sleep before I even began. Okay, she dragged me out of the lab.

Anthony love: But you know I can't sleep when I don't know where you are so maybe I should try to debrief you. I know Karen sent you the minutes from this evening's all Avenger briefing, but I got a headache during the briefing, so I'm sure reading that dense report will cause the same in even a super-soldier.

Anthony love: I'm not even sure where to start with what's going on. Maybe I should let you know that our daughter is fine after experiencing some weird overload thing due to alternate dimension interference.

Anthony love: Apparently, Friday 2023 didn't realize that Friday 2018 is a reality stone enhanced LMD, and Ana is now her appropriate counterpart. This is apparently because Friday 2023 isn't from our future but the original James Leopold's future. Or you know how it turned out after he was flung through the monolith.

Anthony love: Apologies for jumping around, but it's going to happen. Maybe you will have to read the notes from the meeting. Sorry snuggle munchkin.

Anthony love: Also, Flash is now recuperating nicely in his room because he may have passed out when he found out Benji is Spider-Man. That's going to be a fun conversation. Am I a sadist for making them share a room with one bed? Maybe. I gave them supplies. The ex is long gone, and I accidentally read a message Flash sent to Peter that involved the words massage and come.

Anthony love: Oh, that reminds me, I am also going to have to inform MJ that her cousin is MIA if we don't get a message from her in the next 48 hours. We're bringing her to the compound anyway.

Anthony love: I hope that goes better than telling Lily and Corey about their missing mom. When you see me, I'm going to be a little bruised. Clint should be here in an hour, and chances are I'll end up with more bruises. He punched the wall on the quinjet during his holo-call into the all-hands meeting. So, this is probably not going to go well at all.

Anthony love: But if I found out you were taken to another timeline by my alternate timeline double, I would probably break a wall too. Mainly because the Fitzsimmons kid is awful at delivery.

Anthony love: Okay, maybe I should've started there.

Anthony love: So today or maybe yesterday at this point, on the day that happens to coincide with when Fitz bounced back to our timeline, two people from that timeline came to our timeline. One who, according to multiple DNA tests is the grandchild of the Fitzsimmons is stuck here. The other is Clint, who managed to take his sort of wife back to his timeline.

Anthony love: I probably should be trying to figure out a way to get her back, but the fact that you are MIA along with Daisy was distracting.

Anthony love: Oh, apparently, they were in our timeline to figure out if they can gather all the stones throughout history to undo the fact that Thanos won in their timeline. So apparently in at least one timeline, Robin was right, and we may all be fucked.

Anthony love: You know what just hurry home so I can explain all the stuff in person and maybe we can have stress release sex. That would be nice.

Anthony love: PS: Still sober, but we did send Hunter out to get more of the Ben & Jerry's Capt. America pie and Agent America salted caramel swirl. I may have had 2 pints. This is better for my liver, but not necessarily for my waistline. Will you still love me if I'm not a size 2?

Anthony love: Please write back to me soon and let me know that you're alive or at least still in this timeline. It's been a weird day. Good news Clint didn't hit me, but he did cry on me. I gave him some of my ice cream. He's a mess.

Anthony love: Write back soon, cuddle bunny. I miss you. Still can't sleep. I'm worried that the end is near.

Cuddle fiancé: You have never been a size 2 in your life, and I will always love you regardless.

Anthony love: I would say something about the fact that I haven't heard from you in 14 hours, but I'm very happy that you finally wrote back. Are you okay? Where were you?

Cuddle fiancé: We're fine. We have Coulson, although Hal is dead.

Anthony love: I'm not surprised. I'll have Mace and Burroughs work on the cover-up press guidance. According to the Fitzsimmons grandchild, she was Hydra. A Hydra operative that wanted to prevent Thanos from destroying the world, but still Hydra.

Cuddle fiancé: I'm aware. After New York, Hydra recovered an alien communications device and contacted a consortium that referred to itself as the Confederacy.

Cuddle fiancé: Fitzsimmons grandchild?

Anthony love: Any group that refers to itself as the Confederacy is not a group that you want to go anywhere near.

Anthony love: I'll explain that when you get here. Short answer alternate timeline refugee.

Cuddle fiancé: That's nothing new.

Anthony love: Please explain how Hydra managed to get in league with a group called the Confederacy. That seems like a potential Hydra ally.

Cuddle fiancé: I'm not even entirely sure myself. Although they promised to protect the Earth from Thanos in exchange for the Gravitonium and all the Inhumans.

Anthony love: I feel like you said no to those demands.

Cuddle fiancé: Robbie did with his chain through the representative's heart. Apparently, they just wanted to strip all of Earth's resources before Thanos arrived to kill us all. He has quite the reputation of conquering planets and killing half the inhabitants.

Anthony love: This is what you expect from a group referred to as the Confederacy. Jokes on them since we know Thanos is planning to kill half of everybody, including them. He just needs the stones on our planet to do so.

Cuddle fiancé: We tried to tell them that, but they didn't believe us.

Anthony love: Which is why there's now a bunch of dead aliens?

Cuddle fiancé: Yes.

Anthony love: Do we need to worry about a second set of aliens invading?

Cuddle fiancé: No, they don't like people that fight back, especially Wanda. She was with us because of the signing ceremony. Although the Confederacy did kill the General for her insolence.

Anthony love: Honestly, they did me a favor. After Coulson was kidnapped by my number two, I sent a Shield team to her loft led by Davis. They found her 16-year-old daughter locked in her room. The team is still looking through things, but it's not good. Although with her dead, that investigation will take a backseat as we deal with time travel and impending alien invasion, but we're still going to have to have the PR team spin things around.

Cuddle fiancé: Fuck. You never like that woman.

Anthony love: I think it's because I instinctively pick up on child abusers. I'm dispatching Suarez and Cruz to deal with Ruby. I would send Laura, but she was kidnapped by Clint 2023. Also, from what Deke told me they probably could all use a therapist or 6.

Cuddle fiancé: I'm sorry.

Anthony love: I'm just happy we have Coulson back, mainly because he's now my acting Deputy Director.

Cuddle fiancé: Will be home soon. Home. While we were trying to find Coulson, Joey and Vision signed the Mumbai agreement as the US and UN Avengers representatives. I'm now allowed back on American soil.

Anthony love: Just in time for the impending alien apocalypse. Perfect timing, snuggle bug.

Cuddle fiancé: I think we will be there in a few hours. I can't believe I'm able to come back to the compound. Although I wish I was going to see our house in Queens for the first time, but this doesn't seem like the time.

Anthony love: Make that the lighthouse, but at least you'll get to decide if you want it to be our wedding venue. Although we're going to have to choose a different day because April 28 is now off the table.

Cuddle fiancé: "?"

Anthony love: Because Laura was kidnapped from the compound, we are relocating to the lighthouse for the moment. The Princess is coming.

Cuddle fiancé: So, this really is all hands on deck?

Anthony love: In the timeline that the FitzSimmons grandkid came from, Thanos managed to wipe out half of all living life on April 28, 2018.

Cuddle fiancé: So new wedding date?

Anthony love: Two days after we beat the purple son of a bitch.

Cuddle fiancé: You're on.

Anthony love: God, I love you.

To be continued